QDB: Quote #303103
About / Latest / Random / Queue / Prefs / Donate / Submit Quote / Search

This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 26 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 49.4% chance of being approved.

#303103* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<emmy> the only thing which is even more effective in slowing down traffic are trees.
<emmy> huge. giant. oak trees.
<emmy> more than half a meter in diameter.
<emmy> more often than not a yard
<emmy> we call those things 'Pole killers' down here.
<Frokusblakah> Pole killers?
<emmy> because if you hear a hard bang in the middle of the night, you know it's nother drunk Polish worker who drove himself in one of those trees
<HoneyMoon> :-P
<Frokusblakah> lol
<emmy> and then you have a tree, and a bit of car on the left, and a bit of car on the right side of the tree.
<Frokusblakah> All part of the natural habitat
<Skyburn> the tree wanted to take a ride
<Frokusblakah> ;P
<Skyburn> duh
<emmy> and little bits of blood and alcohol everywhere
About / Latest / Random / Queue / Prefs / Donate / Submit Quote / Search
14,883 quotes approved; 8,695 fermenting; karma: 189.4827