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#302320* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Oddlot> Fuzzy
<Oddlot> I've got a bud light
<Oddlot> I just grabbed it
<Oddlot> I don't know why.
<Oddlot> But I'm gonna' drink it.
<Oddlot> After I take a couple more hits
* Valtieri sighs
<Oddlot> This will be my only beer
<Oddlot> I'm not that stupid
<Valtieri> That's not a beer
<Oddlot> This will be my only drink of piss |
#302357* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Crusher4> i mean you put hair gel on my toilet seat so we'd think you humped steph in the bathroom |
#302364* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< moshee> Which is better overall: arctic silver ceramique or arctic silver 5?
< gws_> are those Pokemons?
< moshee> Umm, thermal paste >_>Comment: that cute little white Pokemon that looks like a troll
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#302367* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<quok> msg [com]buster Yes, it's okay, we can keep our love secret. |
#302371* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Alex> It IS a reflection
<+Divdiv> Thats repeating!
<@Alex> I'm gonna /facepalm...YOU.
<+Divdiv> Thats not a reflection!
<@Alex> It is :(
<+Divdiv> No, its just repeating the image!
<+Divdiv> No reflection!
<@Alex> That's what reflections are !
<@Alex> A repeating of the image!
<+Divdiv> No!
<@Alex> Yes!
<+Divdiv> A repeating is when some thing repeats. A reflection is some thing that reflects
<@Alex> -_-
<+Divdiv> Thats a repeating!
<+Divdiv> OH LOL! Now i get it!
<@Alex> Damn man, took you long enough
<+Divdiv> I am sowwie
<+Divdiv> You could atlest say that thats a reflection.
<@Alex> omfg
<@Alex> I'm gonna kill you, srsly |
#302374* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Unichan | Team Nagato: In the bathroom of panera: "To assure the quality of our products, Please, No Smoking"
Unichan | Team Nagato: WHAT PRODUCTS
Unichan | Team Nagato: WHAT ARE YOU PRODUCING IN THE RESTROOM
[LMC] Cirno ⑨: what the fuck |
#302382* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< SnoFox> SleepyIRC prank initiated.
* SnoFox goes to take a shower.
< Lee> Can I watch?
< Lee> ...Crap
< Lee> I meant the prank, I swear to the gods..
< Lee> Noone saw that mirite?
< Crazytales> Lee: I saw it.
< Crazytales> And I am qdbing it.
< Lee> Crazytales: Go to Hades. |
#302386* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<PianoMasta7> A dick is a slang word for you know what.
<B-Rad> dick is slang? D:
<PianoMasta7> Yes....
<B-Rad> my reality has been altered
<B-Rad> everything I know is a lie
<B-Rad> I need a straight jacket
<Foxy> nice o-o |
#302396* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<pelwi> There's nothing better, when I walk into my room and say 'hy girls'
<pelwi> Then I get sad cuz I just said hy to my dog and my cat :( |
#302400* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
kingpogi: the fuck is lemonparty.org?
kingpogi: OH MY FUCKING GOD |
#302432* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Bananobot> Whoa, the hot girl from high school just added me to her friends list on Facebook
<@Bananobot> Maybe I have a reason to use Facebook now :/ |
#302433* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
-->| yoshi (~yoshi@Gekinzuku-17e5db2b.ca.comcast.net) has joined #boredclub
<B-Rad> some 11 year old was looking for you last night
<B-Rad> which middle school were you browsing this time?
<yoshi> shit] |
#302434* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<-> You are now known as ClA-3
<CIA-3> r2584 by eihrul (-url removed-) -> src/engine/water.cpp -> unfixing waterfall bug
<ClA-3> r2585 by javagamer (-url removed-) -> src/ -> deleted everything
<SkiingPenguins> lol wtf
<SkiingPenguins> javagamer!!!!!!!!!!!!
<jonlimle> O.O
<ClA-3> r2586 by javagamer (-url removed-) -> src/goatse.jpg -> added goatse
<RaZgRiZ> wtf
<SirAlex> wtf?
<RaZgRiZ> lets update :D
<SirAlex> let's release
<SkiingPenguins> let's banish!
<viruz> wtf ppl?
-*- quin eats CIA-3
-*- CIA-3 tastes crunchy
-*- ClA-3 with just a hint for arsenic
<SkiingPenguins> hah
<SirAlex> oh! i get it!
<SirAlex> it's another CIA bot
<SirAlex> where is javagamer?
<SkiingPenguins> damn n00b.
<RaZgRiZ> it uses i instead of I
<RaZgRiZ> *l instead of I
<ClA-3> r2587 by javagamer (-url removed-) -> src/blacklist.xml -> added RaZgRiZ |
#302442* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+lizardking> he goes to bed at like 10
<+Virigoth> somebody isn't adjusted to a real job
<+Virigoth> lol
<+lizardking> lol
<+Virigoth> thats like..
<+Virigoth> 10 hours of sleep
<+Virigoth> I sleep less than that and I work 12s
<+lizardking> dude i need like 10
<+lizardking> usually
<+Virigoth> I sleep right around 7
<+Virigoth> if I get to like 9
<+Virigoth> I'm a zombie
<+lizardking> BOOBS
<@kmac[work]> i like bewbs
<@kmac[work]> i need like 7-8
<@kmac[work]> to be perfect
<+Virigoth> lol
<+Virigoth> thats a lot of boobs
<@kmac[work]> no more than 8 or i feel worse than if i get 7Comment: was talking about hours of sleep needed....
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#302443* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Tera`> Quick
<Tera`> I need an excuse
<Tera`> The missus wants me to go over, but I want to play BC2.
<DJBrowny> blame warhead
<DJBrowny> inform her there is something wrong on the internet?
<DJBrowny> its your duty to fix it
<Tera`> OH DEAR GOD YOU ARE RIGHT!
<A1ias> hahaha
<Tera`> Shit, she's calling
<Tera`> Tempted to say family death. |
#302452* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<piv-1> speakin of i read that 90% of males have an average penis size
<wenom> what is average size?
<etorix> bigger that yoursComment: #lowtech
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#302458* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Yaakov:» jkwood: I heard urmom put a nipple on a 40 of Colt and propped you in your crib with it.
jkwood:» Yaakov: A further demonstration of why alcohol and children don't mix. |
#302461* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Jericho: Lesbian porn is Boring. Is nice and all, but would rather join, then just watch.
Nate@Home: ..............................
Nate@Home: you......
Nate@Home: I cant even say
Jericho: Whaaaat?
Jericho: :>
Nate@Home: fail
Jericho: :<
Nate@Home: you cant even enjoy two women going at it?
Jericho: I /can/...
Jericho: but it's more fun to play WITH then to just watch :P
Nate@Home: so?
Jericho: =-=
Jericho: nvm
Nate@Home: you watch BECAUSE you cant play with
Jericho: Eh...
Jericho: That's debatable, and failing that, masturbatable.
Nate@Home: ....
Nate@Home: you are the man in the lambo with two models making out in the back. and looking to all the world as BORED. while the rest of us are driving toyotas with buggy gas pedals, and one nagging woman bitching our ear off.
Nate@Home: fuck.
Nate@Home: you.
Jericho: Lambo's don't have back seats anymore.
Nate@Home: that
Jericho: Ferrari's do though.
Nate@Home: is my pointComment: I'm just that much of a bastard.
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#302463* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
katiej1218: do you know a black guy you want to set me up with or something
donthaveonesorry: wut
donthaveonesorry: what kind of question is that |
#302479* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Fabian-ZZ: YEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!! iPhone os 4.0 will have multitasking!!!!!!!!
BATTERY: WTF...apple actually listened to their users?
BATTERY: i thought they'll just add another compass and be done with it.. |
#302482* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<archaemic> They say 'tis better to have loved then lost than to have never loved at all, but it is certainly not better to have bugged then debugged than to have never bugged at all. |
#302485* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<William> Video killed the radio star
<phailer> and nothing of value was lostComment: #mibbit on irc.mibbit.net
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#302492* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<paul> wtf
<paul> brad
<paul> indenting by changing the language of your numbers is a fucked up thing to do
<paul> 2) determine route destination
<paul>
<paul> a) It's routed to the as5400s. Look up the inbound voip route.
<paul>
<paul> eins) visit [URL removed], and click "Call Routing"
<paul> veir) if it Dials to (for example) SIP/customername/${EXTEN},
<paul> this is an adtran or sip trunk. Otherwise skip to step funf.
<paul>
<paul> odin) visit [URL removed] and click "Sip config"
<paul> pyat) prune the sip peer
<paul>
<paul> uno) Log into voip1 via ssh
<brad> lol
<brad> I told you your next piece of documentation would be in four languagesComment: april 1 in #sysadmin
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#302494* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[21:23] -->| TranceKit (~Trancekit@hostmask.com) has joined #BoredClub
[21:23] <Bored> Hi TranceKit!
[21:24] <TranceKit> ...Why am i in the Topic xD
[21:24] * B-Rad stops stopwatch
[21:24] <B-Rad> <.<
[21:24] <B-Rad> >.>
[21:24] <B-Rad> no reason |
#302511* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
sam: man, apparently i don't even get any in my dreams
sam: i had a dream the other night where we were making out or something
t3h sarah: dont elaborate
sam: and i tried to take your shirt off, but you wouldn't let me
t3h sarah: oh okay
t3h sarah: you went there
sam: when i woke up and remembered the dream i was kinda pissed at my subconcious
sam: you should come watch some wonderfalls |
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