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<x_pianoteeth_x> GABE BROWSES /V/ AND FINDS ANOTHER THREAD MOCKING HIM AND HIS WEIGHT. SADDENED, HE DELAYS EP3 BY ANOTHER 6 MONTHS AND PREPARES TO CALL KRISPY KREME ON THE SPEED DIAL FOR ANOTHER COMFORT BINGE...
<x_pianoteeth_x> TWO YEARS LATER, GABE REVEALS TO THE GAMING PRESS THAT THE FIRST MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING EP3 WILL BE MADE PUBLIC AT THE END OF THE MONTH. ON THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BIG REVEAL, GABE DIES OF A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK WHILST IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE OF HIS WEEK-LONG BINGES. AS A RESULT, EP3'S DEVELOPMENT IS INDEFINATELY PUT ON HOLD. FOREVER.
* +YukiFox sobs - a tragic tail x_pianoteeth_x!Comment: Why Valve really takes so long...
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