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#301743* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+acidapex> i'm the kaiser soze of irc
<&[SDF]xexyz> more like the CaligulaComment: #sdf on irc.freeshell.org
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#301749* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
h4rm0n1c says:
COME BACK TO ATI, WE LOVE YOU WITH LOWER PRICES AND ASSKICKING SPECS
K☆N says:
I was never ATI
K☆N says:
I used to AMD + nVidia GPU
K☆N says:
lol
h4rm0n1c says:
eurgh, pervert. |
#301757* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<brendan> Yeah, but I like to be able to do stuff on my computer. I'll see a game and be like, "Hey, this thing looks pretty good, even though its $80 because Australian games are overpriced."
<brendan> And then I'll look at the system requirements.
<brendan> And burst into tears. D: |
#301758* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Vance: wal mart sells armor piercing pellets
Matthew_Dell: wtffff
Vance: I'm going to get some.
Matthew_Dell: that should be illegal...
Matthew_Dell: or
Matthew_Dell: not allowed for airsoft guns
Vance: for air rifles and pistols
Matthew_Dell: that is insane that people make that
Vance: gonna shoot squirrels
Matthew_Dell: Don't you FUCKING do that
Matthew_Dell: you asshole
Vance: why
Matthew_Dell: don't fucking do it
Matthew_Dell: the squirrel hasn't done any thing to you
Matthew_Dell: how about
Matthew_Dell: a nice target
Matthew_Dell: or a nice
Vance:...
Matthew_Dell: not so nice
Matthew_Dell: black man |
#301777* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MrStonedOne> the scene is basically a shitload of collage nerds soo nerdy that even the torrent scene stuffed them into trash bins |
#301800* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Coral> IM JAPANESE
<@Coral> BUT IM FROM AMERICAComment: He's not an american-japanese
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#301806* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Moon_Doggy> world record time
Moon_Doggy humps Adryn ChanServ GameOver Anyste Arkabzol askie DMG Egg-Roll ENKI-][ fiveofeight fiveofeight|G1 HeTo inportb JSRTK Lamperi Lenin mike|away NoahBo[a]t Omegle oneunder Pinako Shaded shortcircuit sunny_mousey th0br0 thaostra tris WildGlameow_ Xer0_ yourmghq Little_Death
* Bwaah has joined #inportb
* Moon_Doggy humps Bwaah
<JSRTK> That is SO obnoxious
* Adryn murrss
<Egg-Roll> O.o
<GameOver> o.O
<Egg-Roll> thats a lot of humping
<thaostra> you must be spent
* Moon_Doggy is breathless
* Moon_Doggy pops pills
<Egg-Roll> eh?
<Moon_Doggy> ready for moar
<thaostra> your cock must be HARDENED WITH FIRE
<Adryn> :O
<Egg-Roll> erm... |
#301811* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Katsumi> a 5th generation of pokemon revealed!?
<Faith> They've probably turned to some powerful shit to be able to come up with enough |
#301822* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[14:53] <xtal> <- PERFECT DARK DEBUT TRAILER URL ->
[14:53] <xtal> oh my god!
[14:53] * xtal shits himself with excitment
[14:53] <sorretil> you mean ‘shit yourself with excrement’? |
#301823* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<io> I'm trying to use the rubber stampper tool in PS for cocks
<io> its not working very wellComment: #themaxx efnet
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#301835* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Love is like only a feeling. |
#301844* (?/56) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mobile_trainass> I'm almost home...
<mobile_trainass> Just gotta listen to crazy lady ranting...
<VirusJTG> aaaahhh
<mobile_trainass> Aaaahhhhhh she's looking at me
<darth_indy> AVOID EYE CONTACT
<VirusJTG> look at the phone TA
<VirusJTG> look at the phone!
<darth_indy> Look at the phone!
<mobile_trainass> Lol
<mobile_trainass> I'm looking at my phone
<darth_indy> WE ARE VERY IMPORTANT YOU KNOW
<mobile_trainass> Ooooo hottie just sat down across and beside me
<VirusJTG> ask to take pictues of them!
<mobile_trainass> MUST.NOT.LOOK... MUST.RESIST.MALE.URGE.TO.STARE
<VirusJTG> look look look!
<mobile_trainass> NUUUUUUUU
-*- mobile_trainass sneaks a peek
<mobile_trainass> AAAHHHH CRAZY LADY IS STILL LOOKING AT ME!
-*- darth_indy thwaps TA
-*- mobile_trainass pulls the bus dingy thingy
<darth_indy> You deserve it
<mobile_trainass> Next stop and I'm free
<RalphP|Home> And twelve miles from home, but who cares?
-*- mobile_trainass jumps off the bus
<RalphP|Home> Too bad it was still doing 54 MPH, and the doors were closed.
<RalphP|Home> It was nice knowing TA. Too bad. |
#301881* (?/56) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Mercs> ma brain mixes shit up
< CouponWizard> yeah i mix up movies and real life all the time
< CouponWizard> like in that movie where CouponWizard mixes shit up |
#301888* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Alleister: Know what? Screw it I'll take the risk...
Alleister: How did you generate the beta key for Bad Company 2?
Alleister: I want to play it sooo badly! >.<
Alleister: And I have a receipt for the game.
Alleister: So if they give me shit they can go suck a dick.
B0unD1nG_B0X: Dude...
Alleister: Sorry... a bit harsh on my part.
Alleister: I forgot that I wasn't talking about Infinity Ward.Comment: Bought it from gamestop... douchebags
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#301902* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mag`> one of my other best online friends came out and said he was bi
<Mag`> i havent talked to him in about 2 years
<Gus> howcome
<Dmac> lol we dont really accept homsexuality in the caribbean
<Gus> you're not in the caribbean
<Dino> thats why Dmac had to leave
<Dmac> hurr hurr Dino icwutudidthar |
#301916* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<gnarf> Jesta[EA]: u hungry?
<Jesta[EA]> gnarf: nah
<Jesta[EA]> gnarf: ate like 3 hrs ago
• gnarf frowns
<gnarf> yellow wizard needs food badly
• chiper deposites a quarter |
#301944* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[BOOBS is the name of presentation software used at demoparties.]
* rogueclown knows that boobs is software, but also happens to have the mind of a thirteen-year-old boy
<tyger> rogueclown: so did the designers :)
<tyger> (at least I guess they did)
<jeff> boobs is the display, and has never worked properly -- it has a "run these slides" feature, but it breaks. the workaround each year has been to advance the slides by hand.
<rogueclown> i'm sure that was completely deliberate
<jeff> ("by hand" from the partymeister interface)
<jeff> which is browser -> partymeister -> boobs
<jeff> partymeister -> boobs will need either nat, or a tunnel, or different boobs.
<tyger> fun fun
<jeff> (if partymeister is at dreamhost and boobs is inside the network)
* skyspook will not do a search for boobs from work
* Bunsen volunteers to manipulate boobs by hand.
<Bunsen> Erm.
-!- Netsplit coffee.ofdoom.org <-> irc.cwru.edu quits: kaospunk, IC, purge, tyger, jeff, froggy
<Bunsen> Wow, that was such a crappy joke it killed the network. |
#301959* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Redirect_Left> bad thing about BNC
<Redirect_Left> It's hard to rage quit :( |
#301977* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
00:22 < AshTR> Oh neat.
00:22 < AshTR> I grew a little. 4.5 inches.
00:23 < Orochi> 4.5 inches is a little? :P
00:23 < Orochi> what did you drink herculean semen or something?
00:23 < AshTR> From 3. :V
00:23 < AshTR> And I mean...I grew TO 4.5 inches.
00:23 < Orochi> you've only grown 4.5 inches since you were 3?
00:23 < Colt45> "Today, on out of context theater."
00:23 < AshTR> Never mind.
00:23 < Orochi> ...wait are we talking penis here
00:23 < AshTR> I was trying to keep it SFW, but yes.
00:24 < Orochi> ...
00:24 < Orochi> why did that suddenly come out, there was no way to keep it SFW XD
00:24 < Colt45> WTF?
00:24 < AshTR> Yes, because other people wouldn't have understood. :V
00:24 < AshTR> Random passerbys. |
#301988* (?/58) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<coldacid> 3.0 is like a handjob
<coldacid> 3.5 is like a blowjob
<coldacid> 4.0 is like an orgy with a room full of supermodels
<deathtrap> 4.0 is like an orgy with a room full of supermodels, but if you're using F# then the supermodels are all shemalesComment: .net oh wow
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#302006* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[Cano] i click my penis to see how high it bounces
[Jinx] .
[Cano] i mean pensComment: #Random_Room on irc.random-irc.net
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#302011* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Brooke: piper join me on the nuclear ship to make meatloaf!!!!
Piper: ummm <_< you've lost it
Piper: i'm not sure if you ever had it though o-o
Brooke: I have it right here silly, in my sock!!
Piper: icComment: #Random_Room on irc.random-irc.net
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#302012* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[Cano] marley masons myspace profile is private...she's a pornstar idgi at allComment: #Random_Room on irc.random-irc.net
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#302020* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<flack> 2010 is a leap year? how did sony figure that one out
<rycuda> By displaying their normal levels of competence?
<Sebas> I'd like to see you developing the CD...
<Sebas> Until then, don't give their competence too much sass. |
#302030* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<magcius> also, there's that song Battlefield
<magcius> "Why is love like a BATTLEFIELD, a BATTLEFIELD, a BATTLEFIELD"
<scgtrp> magcius: if we're thinking of the same song, that one's sung by a girl..
<scgtrp> although i agree it sucks
<magcius> I swear she said it three times because she couldn't find anything to rhyme with that awkward word |
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