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-MAC- COME BRUSH MY NIPPLE
[@MAC] i have to brush my nipple
[@MAC|away] i brush my teetComment: from helena's greetmsg on mugglenet
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»» You are now known as Stormshat
<Stormshat> get it? Storm's Cape? Storm's Hat?
<Stormshat> fnar har har
<Lugburz> harharhar
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<Stormscape> That was too much fun.
<BiggieSmalls> you put my client in a neverending loop |
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<Little_Death> kairos fjollor, titta på mig, jag ser ut som en tjej
<IngmarBergman> wtf?!
<IngmarBergman> do you want me to translate that?
<IngmarBergman> because that is VERY odd
<Moon_Doggy> plz do
<IngmarBergman> the pussies(wussies) of cairo, look at me, I look like a girlComment: Little_Death is a bot
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<Peter> i want to ride at noon
<Peter> what do you see being the quickest route to wrapping up this meeting?
<Dan> sepukuComment: quick exit to bad meeting
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[12:22] <charl> I was going to have Google own Uranus in my space game. |
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<|> So I seem to have successfully found the shortest possible nick in all of irc
=-= YOU are now known as B-Radical
=== *** ANNOUNCEMENT: GL used SANICK to change | to B-Radical
<B-Radical> Shit |
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nde@8DBF64CE.125FE36E.CBBEC4CD.IP) has joined #letsplay
<lithuanian_dad> i guess i just have heightened reflexes because my spirit animal is an ocelot... mrrawr
<Nic> your feline scowl sends shivers up my spine
<Nic> it's like a chalkboard elemental rolling around on a field of fingernails
<BlackrayJack> I like sartak's fursona the best
<Terashell> That's going on QDB
<BlackrayJack> 'My fursona is a guy who has me as a fursona'
<lithuanian_dad> That's going on QDB
<lithuanian_dad> including me saying "Th |
#302088* (?/52) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
( @Phantom ) fucken lol'd hard on the way up there though .. went to kfc in whangarei and this huge maori lady working there walked right across the serving area with half a watermelon with a spoon in it |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Mudkip says Hi!
Stranger: talk dirty to me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Comment: omegle pwns
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<Doom-the-wolf> How is everyone?
<Whip-It-Out> I'm trying to get rid of a wart =O Yes. I have a wart on my toe. One application of that Dr Scholls stuff and my mom says it looks like it's already eating away at part of it. So.. Yay =O
** Doom-the-wolf has left [connection reset]
<Whip-It-Out> D= Well fine then
<Whip-It-Out> My wart drives all the boys from the yard ;-; |
#302119* (?/68) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Mistakes> You walk into a dark room, forgetting why you entered in the first place. Just as you remember why you entered, i step out of the shadows, declaring, "this is going to be a very fun game." Lost as to what i'm talking about, all you can think of is getting out of this place, and you turn for the door. The door is locked and you begin to lose your mind. "Game?" you wonder, as i approach you with ingrav charged, and say "read the fi
< Freeyorp> Your message got cut off; or was that intentional?
< Mistakes> fuck, are you serious?
< Mistakes> i spent like 4 minutes typing that
< Mistakes> where did it get cut off?
< Freeyorp> "you wonder, as i approach you with ingrav charged, and say "read the fi"
< Mistakes> and say "read the first word of each sentence."
< Freeyorp> ....I hate you
< Freeyorp> ;P
< Mistakes> that was aimed more at kage
< Mistakes> you forgot you were playing, didn't you
< Freeyorp> I won ages ago
< Freeyorp> <3 XKCD
< Mistakes> you can only lose
< Freeyorp> [qdb doesn't like URLs; there was a link to XKCD's anti-mindvirus strip (391) here]
< Mistakes> hahahaha
< Mistakes> finally
< Freeyorp> I won ages ago
< Freeyorp> How does it feel to be free? :)
< Mistakes> fucking great
< Mistakes> especially after causing so many others to lose
< Freeyorp> Just be sure to remind other people that they won. As much as possible.
< Freeyorp> ;P
< Mistakes> hahaha, got ya
< Mistakes> right after i copypasta this to get some others |
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<Artifice> If you want a mroe compliacetd way to do it (you seem to), look up initializer lists
<einride> init lists are great!
<ross128> The reason I ask is that thie Effective C++ book was going on about not using assigns when you can use initialises
<einride> ross128: and it's entirely correct. initialises are a good habit
<Artifice> For pointers, it's no difference
<ross128> initialization lists - the syntax is a bit annoying - having to repeat all my variable names but I guess ill do it.
<jey> welcome to c++, ross128
<Artifice> And any language
<jey> c++ is a bit more annoying than most languages currently in vogue imo
<Artifice> Maybe, but it's got the best titsComment: #c++
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<someguy> <something normal here>
<someguy2> <something normal here>
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<someguy> <something that could be potentially dirty / offensive>
<someguy2> <something that could be potentially dirty / offensive>
*** Quits: newguy (ZOMG SICK FUCKS)
THERE IS TOO MANY OF THESE TYPES OF QUOTES ON HERE
PLEASE, QDB MODS, STOP ACCEPTING THEM |
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<Gem> OMFG
<Gem> so i was looking at this chart showing the population of jews in the world from 1885 to 2002
<Gem> there's a massive dip in the middle for obvious reasons
<Gem> and i was listening to troublemaker in the background
<Gem> and the line 'kono shunkan no juice' comes up
<Gem> and i swear to god i thought it said 'kono shunkan NO JEWS' |
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Talking about the Geneva car show:
M says:
btw u know that Valery and your asian bitch got to sit in all the cool cars.
they were able to fart in a bentley.
HF says:
ah fuck me
cuz they have tits and ass?
M says:
prob
HF says:
I need to grow tits and ass till next year then
M says:
yeah put urself on estrogen diet
HF says:
hahahah
"why the sex change dude?"
"I just really want to fart in a Bentley"Comment: Rolls-Royce would also be acceptable.
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mattl: And this is software?
Gr33n3gg: Web shit, as I like to say |
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<anrxc> midget = widget({ type = "textbox" })
<tinflu> heheh
<anrxc> midget.text = "Hello cruel world"
<anrxc> then you add midget, to your wiboxComment: #awesome on OFTC
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<--| Kori has left #help (follow her!)
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<{KHI}DellGuy> its like rave in here
<{KHI}DellGuy> all the pretty colors
<blaz0r`> 8=======D~~
<{KHI}DellGuy> and penises
<ceil> dell, another reason i ignore this channel a lot <_<
<Taerom> 8===================D~~~~~~~~ o-: <-- ceil's mouth. |
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<Mike_Wx> i had a battery operated reel mower when i was a kid. death on wheels, damn that thing was fun
<Mike_Wx> it was a standard reel push mower but the blades turned via a big-ass electric motor mounted on the top of it
<Mike_Wx> can you say "removed from market for safety reasons"
<pthree> it fired lawn-darts and could only make left turns
<pthree> we think the market wasn't mature enough for the product
<Mike_Wx> heh pretty much, it was awesome though :)
<pthree> we'll add lasers and bring it out during the next war
<pilot518> yeah. lawn darts
<pilot518> that was just clever toss this big ass metal dart into the air and don't get hurt
<Mike_Wx> they're coming back this spring i've heard
<Mike_Wx> they have somehow made them safer
<pilot518> nerf?
<Mike_Wx> i dunno, i just heard on the radio they were making a comeback
<pilot518> interesting
<Mike_Wx> i like the idea. weed out the stupid kids. darwinish at work.
<pilot518> heh
<Mike_Wx> right up there with slip-n-slide
<pilot518> heh, I never liked those
<Mike_Wx> me either
<Mike_Wx> our yard was too lumpy~
<pthree> i preferred to slip and slide holding a lawn dart |
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[13:10] <satsu> D:
[13:10] <satsu> i just found the word "plenty" spelt "prenty" in a script.
[13:10] <satsu> twice. D:
[13:10] <Chojin> sats
[13:10] <Chojin> sats
[13:10] <Chojin> wait
[13:10] <Chojin> you're not sats
[13:10] <Chojin> you fucking imposter
[13:10] <Chojin> go die go die and eat rat poison
[13:11] <satsu> yes i am >:T
[13:11] <Chojin> :O
[13:11] <Chojin> then who am I
[13:11] <Chojin> WHATS MY NAME YOU ENGLISH BITCHER
[13:11] <Chojin> thought so
[13:11] <Chojin> you aren't sats
[13:11] <satsu> it was something fairly poncy-sounding.
[13:11] <satsu> possibly ending in murphy.
[13:11] <Chojin> !
[13:11] * Chojin kisses you on the lips
[13:11] <Chojin> where the fuck you been |
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<seutje> RSZ is 13.07% and that includes basic healthcare, yearly vacation moneys, family support, pensions, welfare and labour-accident insurance
<seutje> it has social in it :D
<gf3> miketaylr, paul_irish: as my friend just said:
<gf3> wmoxam: I like how he implies that those who can't afford healthcare do not make an honest living
<seutje> oh and RSZ also covers occupational diseases
<miketaylr> gf3: yup. so skeezy.
<ben_alman> occupational diseases? like when ajpiano gets some kind of finger-mold from his laptop keyboard? or like when nlogax get some kind of ass-mold from he unwashed butt-plugs?
<ajpiano> ben_alman: the only finger-mold here is at my GLOVE FACTORY
<ajpiano> BAMMMMMMMMMM
• ajpiano bows
<ben_alman> ajpiano: i don't understand, do you not wash your glove factory either?
<ajpiano> ITS A FINGER MOLD
<ben_alman> you should see a dermatologist
<nlogax> :D
<ajpiano> ur mom sed she wuz a dermatologist
<ajpiano> thats why i let her see all my skin
• paul_irish *applause*
<ben_alman> yeah i remember her talking about that one scrawny kid with the weird finger rashes
<ben_alman> she considered retiring after that, you know
<miketaylr> lolComment: #jquery on freenode
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<Orion> some servers don't ping if you keep talking
<CloneA> Well some people should ping instead of talk though
<CloneA> Chrishansen
<ChrisHansen> yeess
<ChrisHansen> ?Comment: #the129
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Sasquatch: The thing is, PayPal have actually been recorded as having withheld money from people it was passed to through them.
Dozer: Great!
Sasquatch: So they're an escrow service that doesn't even...
Sasquatch: What's the verbal form of "escrow"?
Moggul: morcan
Sasquatch: They're an escrow service that doesn't even morcan when they're supposed to. |
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<+Clooth> i need socks
<+Clooth> i used my last pair of dirty socks to wipe up my cum from my window
<+Clooth> now i have no socks.. |
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