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<Nameless> In Bel-Air, California, born and raised
<Nameless> At the country club is where I spent most of my days.
<Nameless> Having a lark, relaxing all day
<Nameless> Driving some balls right down the fairway
<Nameless> Started making trouble in my community
<Nameless> I got in one mere tussle and it gave my mom the willies,
<Nameless> She said "You're moving to your aunt and your uncle in West Philly."
<Nameless> I hired a limo, and as it drew near
<Nameless> The license plate said "DAPPER" and it had dice in the mirror.
<Nameless> I could only deduce that this limousine was quite frilly,
<Nameless> But I paid it no mind and directed the driver, "To West Philly!"
<Nameless> I arrived at the house at 7:34
<Nameless> And gave a generous tip to my kindly chauffeur
<Nameless> Looked upon my new residence, the weather was chilly
<Nameless> But I knew that I was now the Dapper Lad of West Philly |