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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 39 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 47.1% chance of being approved.

#302096* (?/39) ⚐Flag
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
You: asl?
Stranger: hello: ) asl (A) ?:)
Stranger: m 18 holland
You: f 14 us
(some time later..)
Stranger: like that dick in your virgin little pussy
You: yes!
Stranger: oow yea baby
Stranger: hhhmm!!!
Stranger: little faster
You: oh...
You: omg
You: do u hear that
You: it sounds like
You: enemy spaceships
You: IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: nooo
You: THEY'RE COMING IN HARD
You: OMG
You: THEY'RE IN UR BUTT
You: OH SHI-
Stranger: but thats what i liek
You: HE FIRIN HIS LAZOR
Stranger: nice
You: good?
Stranger: yea man i just totally came
You: thx
You: does this count as trolling?
Stranger: i guess
You: yay for me :)
You: it was pretty much my first attempt
You: im glad u approve
Stranger: yea me to
Stranger: no problem
You: anyways
You: i had a blast
You: from my dick
You: so
You: Lots Of Love
You: bye <3
You: 8----------------D~~~~~~
You: *insert your face*
You have disconnected.
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