QDB: Quote #300801
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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 29 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 47.3% chance of being approved.

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<Foone2> it'd be handy if the catholics believed in the rapture
<Foone2> they've got the machinery to deal with this sort of thing
<Foone2> just get the pope to declare that driving a car is sinful, and arrange for confessionals to be present at common destinations
<Foone2> so you get in the car, temporarily become sinful (and thus rapture-proof), then are restored at your destination
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