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#280601* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
New Site Here. Amazing ReviewsComment: New Site Here. Amazing Reviews
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#281252* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Kodan882 (7:58:02 PM): LOL! Yeah I did post that thing about you on QDB.us because you're a fucking moron.
Kodan882 (7:58:14 PM): Tony (Alex) fired me from my GM position on UO.
Kodan882 (7:58:28 PM): From MD.
Kodan882 (7:59:38 PM): Fuck 'em.
Another One 08 (8:24:18 PM): fuck you
Kodan882 (8:24:29 PM): Fuck me? No thanks, I just exited XTube.com |
#281997* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Just Look At This For a secondLoved the Comprehensive work.Comment: Just Look At This For a secondLoved the Comprehensive work.
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#282018* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
marissa: for real, it's better than sex?
matt: i said just the word
matt: and yes, the word "pie" is better than the word "sex"
marissa: i'll still take it
matt: sex has too much cacophony
marissa: you tell any other guy to pick, guess which he'll pick
matt: well if you discount the meaning behind the word, "pie" is deffinitely a better word
matt: your mouth feels happy when it has to pronounce pie
marissa: dude even with the meaning, pie is better
matt: what if you mixed the two?
matt: warm pumpkin pie during sex
matt: and you could get the whipped cream from when you were rubbing it on eachother!!!
matt: i am awesome
marissa: yeah
marissa: that'd be heaven
matt: *stands triumphant* |
#282451* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Lizardi> WFT
<Lizardi> *WT
<Lizardi> GAH
<Master`Scyphithik> lolol.
<Liontail> FAOL
<Lizardi> wtf
<Master`Scyphithik> WT!!!!!!11!!!!
<Liontail> FAIL*
<Lizardi> wtfwtfwtfwtf
[Pet`MetalGarurumon] bash.org'dComment: FurNet
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#284531* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Quits: Beelzeboss (Beelzeboss@adsl-144-233-17.aby.bellsouth.net) (Operation timed out)
<Beelz> I hate that guy
<Beelz> Never leaves |
#284657* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
NewJack [n=NewJack@xxx] has joined #nylug
<+vitaliy> whoa, Amazon has 12 pack of Durex for $1!
<+wastrel> what's durex
<+NewJack> LOL
NewJack [n=NewJack@xxx] has left #nylug ["Ex-Chat"]Comment: New York Linux User Group
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#285659* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Nick: What's Sodomy?
Tanya: Awkward question Nick...
Nick: YES I'm recording what I eat! |
#289518* (?/53) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Matthew Woenker: hey
Matthew Woenker: hey hey
Matthew Woenker: hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Matthew Woenker: what's up
Two Point Oh: Fat Albert has OCD, apparently |
#290718* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jen> mhh good point. but it hurts my ego if i give in^^
<jen> and i've got a pretty big one lol.
<jen> omg. that came out weird. |
#294364* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<morgoth1145> WHOO!
<morgoth1145> Down to 135 redirects!
<morgoth1145> ALMOST TO 100!!!!!!!!!!
* You were kicked by morgothBotPy (caps)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #sporewiki
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<Eulalia> Cuz it's the CIRCLE of LIIIIIIIIFE |
#294481* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<poffy> She's got the looks.
<poffy> To make it.
<poffy> Looks.
<poffy> To fake it.
<poffy> Looks.
<Cronkan> to break it |
#294547* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ApplePiez> is it weird that i have fantasies that women i am dating will make me wear womens clothes and treat me like a girl?
<ApplePiez> and deny me sex and i have to ask for permission to masturbate into my cute pink panties?
<ApplePiez> does that make me a freak?
<ApplePiez> DOES IT?! |
#294597* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Harry> wow, windows fails, im on a 32 bit windows, and it is trying to install .NET framweork updates for x86 :X |
#294598* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<&Primo> a hard penis is often put in jets.
<soccer_09> weird that you say that about jets :o
* Primo was kicked by Primo (stupid primo, behave! X()
* Primo (ja@e122196.upc-e.chello.nl) has joined #mod
* ChanServ sets mode: +oa Primo Primo
<Arocalex> whats that an autorejoin?
<Arocalex> ban urself
<&Primo> no, actually, i don't have that here
<Arocalex> !!
<&Primo> i do have it in belgium though
<&Primo> but fine
* Primo sets mode: +b *!*@e122196.upc-e.chello.nl
<Arocalex> now kick
<Arocalex> I decree it
<Arocalex> OBEY
* Primo was kicked by Primo (X()
<Arocalex> I HAVE THA POWAAAAAAAA
<soccer_09> hax0r
<Arocalex> UNLIMITED POWAAAAA |
#294606* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Gigantic> Oh, my first job was in KFC... I lasted 2 weeks
<Gigantic> my mom was like... you have to know what money costs... man they all abuse of people
<basilisk> kfc uses macixans
<Gigantic> heh
<basilisk> maxicans
<Gigantic> don't fix it |
#294628* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Ankh was dreaming about donk... er n/m
( ^Faye^) donkey kong?
( malphas) s/k/g
( ^Faye^) lol
( Ankh) no, s/k/d/
( malphas) dond?
( ^Faye^) dond?
( root) dondey dong?
( Ankh) dong, dear.
( malphas) ( malphas) s/k/g
( Ankh) it's like a game of dare
( ^Faye^) no no no
( ^Faye^) malphas is replacing Ankh's sentence
( ^Faye^) Ankh is replacing mine
( malphas) Oh
( ^Faye^) for shame
( Ankh) .-7g/kong/s/k/d/p
( malphas) Wow, that was really confusing.
( malphas) So, Ankh is dreaming about donkey dong. Glad we cleared that up. |
#294645* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<`WarpKat> you know what sucks about having an office? when you fart and it just lingers because the vent is blowing IN |
#294653* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Grant-A: Sex is not very Taboo in the United States
Grant-A: At the age of 16 you can legal have sex with anyone 16-17 years of age
Grant-A: at 18 you can have sex with anyone 18 legally
K_Sakura: From what I've heard, in Japan its from 13 (not sure on the upper range).
Grant-A: It must be lower than that in China with its 1B people
K_Sakura: Not necessarily.
Grant-A: I would think after 500M people the government would atleast start putting condom dispensers in all clothing
Phelyx: in all clothing?
Grant-A: yes :P
Phelyx: well there is the religious right
Phelyx: that believes we should all be abstienent till our ballsacs burst
Phelyx: then there is the radical left that suggest sexual training at age 12
Grant-A: Well, in Abrahamic religions sex is not allowed until marriage (With the exception of Islamic Concubines)
Grant-A: Well, Sex ed. should be taught in most grades so that children know what to stay away from
Grant-A: Anti-catholic priest class
Grant-A: Btw, my visa mailed my dog a mastercard O_o
K_Sakura: O_o
Phelyx: so again Infantry helmets is that spiders or snakesComment: From #themanaworld on freenode, removed timestamps, merged correctinos
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#294660* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
natalie why don't you just eat a shamwow
ham if I had a shamwow
ham why don't you eat a lot of food and get fat and have poor self-esteem?
ham hey, there. tables are turned |
#294781* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<&Shahid> i masturbated when i was 5 constantly
<&Shahid> i thought it was awesome
<&Shahid> then my dad had my dick skin removed
<&Shahid> and it changed my life |
#294798* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
boss2245: Fucka!
boss2245: :-D
*** Auto-response from Ye: Watching TV, but leave me a message if you want to talk
boss2245: (I want that on record as a common memo so people know I was a cool dude)
boss2245: (But not fratboy cool. Just random and profane cool.)
boss2245: (This is a long, very high pspps.)
boss2245: (Postscript explaining the post-script abbreviation of a postscript of a post-postscript )
boss2245: (PPSPPS Sounds a lot like the word "penis." on a scratch pad.)
boss2245: (PSPPSPPS I need to explain that all of the PS's are an accurate hierarchy of the former Post Scripts as per a string method, like on old BBoards. I spelled everything right in this post, which is proof that pot makes me so smart.)
boss2245: But seriously, respond because *you* were on vacation all Goddamned *week.* |
#294810* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<endragon> I wish people would get over this whole Obama thing
<endragon> he's black, k, and he's a president, k
<endragon> WE FUCKING GET ITComment: #chatzone on irc.triborn.co.za
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#294821* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
wait, shit
LOLComment: Ego fail
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#294838* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(while remotley connected to customer's PC)
[IT-me] hey, do you think they'd mind if I cleaned up the desktop? there are a lot of icons we don't even use anymore?
[IT-wanker] (obviously irritated) why would you do that?
[IT-me] well, this is our account to access this system and we've left a lot of...
[IT-wanker] but it's THIER system
[IT-me] well, I know but they set this account up for us and overtime you and I have left a lot of...
[IT-wanker] (especially pissed now) ...just...don't...
[IT-me] well I didn't want to do it if you thought they would even care. I don't think they would at all. I'm not even sure
they login with our account and look at...
[IT-wanker] why are we still talking about this?
[IT-me] ...because you seem to question everything I do, like how to open Windows explorer...
[IT-wanker] what does that have to do with this?
[IT-me] well, if you don't think it's "the best way" to do things then I want to know what is and why...so we're not fighting
about it later, if I understand what you think is "the best way" to do things then I won't have to bug you about it.
[IT-wanker] well it's not
[IT-me] the best way?
[IT-wanker] yeah.
[IT-me] why?
[IT-wanker] because it's thier system.
[IT-me] well, that's true but they set this acount up specifically for...
[IT-wanker] IT IS NOT THE BEST WAY.
[IT-me] ok. what is the best way to clean up the desktop if it is littered with icons nobody uses?
[IT-wanker] (face red, body shaking) you just don't get it.
[IT-me] what? the best way to cleanup the desktop?
[IT-wanker] (ignoring me now...)
[IT-me] ok, how about I just put the old ones in a folder on the desktop?
[IT-wanker] what is this about?
[IT-me] ...? cleaning up icons on our account on the customer's PC?
[IT-wanker] no, what is this REALLY about?
[IT-me] what do you mean?
[IT-wanker] oh come on!
[IT-me] what? what's the problem?
[IT-wanker] just come out and say it?
[IT-me] say what? what are you talking about?
[IT-wanker] you know, just say it, just come out and say it?
[IT-me] no. I don't know. say what? what are you getting at?
[IT-wanker] just say it and get it over with.
[IT-me] I don't know what to say...
[IT-wanker] fine. (goes back to his PC)
To this day I still have no idea what he wanted me to say. |
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