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#215997* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ttalpwnage> If you went back in time and killed yourself, would you die.
<ttalpwnage> because how could you have killed yourself in this first place
<local_ockle> This is why philosophy is shit
#216149* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jack> I found this thing today
<jack> it was one of the worst things I've ever seen
<Timmy!> was it like a turd or something?
<Valarie> close. It was vista.
#219068* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
barbracubomo@hotmail.com says:
Hi
cripple says:
good morning
barbracubomo@hotmail.com says:
hey, A/S/L?
cripple says:
69/transvetite/ new-york
barbracubomo@hotmail.com says:
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
Comment: *typical msn spam bot huh?*
#220668* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Geno> ONLY ONE THING CAN BE FIXED BY PANCHING THEM.
<Geno> AND YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO WHAT THAT IS.
<Vaxx> PREGNANCY
<Vaxx> CAN BE FIXED
<Vaxx> BY FALCON PAUNCHHHHHHH
#224428* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Joins: The_Government [21 users] clone: |Beam| [1]
* meso murders The_Government
* The_Government is now known as beam
<beam> meso I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't do that
<beam> it tickles
<meso>  d^_^b  -=[ NOFX - Murder the Government -=[00:46m/128Kbps/44KHz]=- -
<meso> but my music made me do it ;_;
#224444* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[02:24] <yes> any broads in here
[02:24] * Dodger is very broad
[02:25] <CaptainOblivious> broad?
[02:25] <Anna> im a broad
[02:25] <CoredesatChikai> no, but I can provide any number of photos of Broad Street
#225631* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
8wlR6n spam_15.txt;5;10Comment: 8wlR6n spam_15.txt;5;10
#226250* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
eprnxvgc axdockjg kyjfsgnt jwkrveibd bzog gdbuxzwkf risubcComment: myvhonbg jysaulkg
#226767* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
I was expecting a hurt little look on his face, but much to my horror he decided to sink his teeth into my left shin!
#227989* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kowareta_Ningyou> Hmmm... you can only have 650 favorites on YouTube...Comment: #wrongplanet
#228202* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Comprehensive Work, I liked It, Thanks,Comment: Comprehensive Work, I liked It, Thanks,
#228278* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ilanbg> the most recent post, I assume?
<celeste> yah
<ilanbg> or presume, rather
<ilanbg> haha
<ilanbg> :(
#228993* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SquareMoogle> I told my dad about Saudi Arabia leaving OPEC and prices falling under 100bux a barrel, I told him to sell his stock RIGHT NOW before it crashes (He had just gotten done telling me money is the Most Important Thing)
<SquareMoogle> Know what he says?   "Hold on, I'm trying to figure out who the father is" (Referring to Maury)
#230320* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
KCLkenny : jizz all over your bed b4 that girl gets to ur house
#232624* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
you are the best and see you,Comment: you are the best and see you,
#235168* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<zulu> by admins you mean people ?
<barn> goats
<barn> admin goats
Comment: #puppet @ freenode
#236408* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dynamo> JOE
<Dynamo> FAGGOT
<Dynamo> YOU
<Dynamo> ARE
<Dynamo> IN
<Dynamo> THE
<Dynamo> VAGINA
<Kiwi> OF
<Kiwi> BOB
<Kiwi> BARKER
#236495* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Im Impressed From The Site,Comment: Im Impressed From The Site,
#236785* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
You Can Find Everyhing you want here,Comment: You Can Find Everyhing you want here,
#237050* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
-!- farhan has joined #cl
< KingOfWrong> morning, farhan
< farhan> hello
< KingOfWrong> Cthulhu masturbating
< KingOfWrong> not good images? or no images at all?
< farhan> I don't follow
< KingOfWrong> Cthulhu - Great Old One, eater of d6 cultists per round - masturbating. How? Why? Huh?
-!- farhan has quit [Quit: to be honest]
#237357* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Just Wanted to stop by and CongratulateSimply Intoxicating,Comment: Just Wanted to stop by and CongratulateSimply Intoxicating,
#237391* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
twoptoh: Sleep time now.  Tomorrow my Java class is cancelled, and YAY SOMEONE ACCEPTED MY SUB REQUEST AT THE DINING HALL so I can go to a John Deere internship info session
twoptoh: Then Tuesday I have the interview, an informal PLUG meeting, and a report-writing group meeting
qtipeater: o.o
twoptoh: Then Wednesday I have some other university-ordered meeting b/c I are important PLUG officer so they can command me to go to session things
* twoptoh collapses just from thinking about all that
twoptoh: You can see how my brain's already collapsed and can't think good for talk
* qtipeater plays music from Rocky in hopes to get Lord Maxxon pumped to finish the week in one piece.
twoptoh: OH NOES I FAIL.  I wanted to think "Eye of the Tiger" but got "Final Countdown" instead.  I hope my schedule spaceship doesn't crash after launch
qtipeater: hahahaha
#237926* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* I has quit (K-lined)Comment: lol
#238207* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
You Have To Refresh Your Details,Comment: You Have To Refresh Your Details,
#239031* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Archeid> gay jimmy
<Archeid> hay*
<W1N9Zr0> nice
<Archeid> :<
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