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#239258* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
where can i buy car paint</url>,Comment: where can i buy car paint</url>,
#241021* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
16:46 chully the person my brother bought it from didnt know if it had 4w
16:46 YakMan YESSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssss
16:46 YakMan heh it is easy to test
16:46 YakMan put the wheels on the grass and FLOOR IT
16:46 YakMan have someone watch!
16:46 YakMan hilarity will ensue either way!
16:46 chully there is no grass in japan!!!
16:47 YakMan damn rly?
16:47 YakMan I thought you lived in the milk region
16:47 chully not that i can see
16:47 YakMan what do the cows eat?
16:47 chully rice
16:47 YakMan wtf?
#242913* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<~Phrawger> <XD003> I'd settle for an Animated series of AFTER Episode 6 <--- GOD DAM NYES.
<~Phrawger> damn yes*
<~Phrawger> that would make my day
<+XD003> Same
<+XD003> And it'd be bassed directly from the books
<~Phrawger> this current bullcrap is to show off "Look what we can make a 3d animation do!"
<+XD003> lol
<~Phrawger> without any regard to plot
<+XD003> Maybe we should make a strongly worded complaint!
<~Phrawger> strongly worded complaint my ass, I'm sending them a fucking pipebomb in the mail
<+XD003> XD
<~Phrawger> "Uncle George: DO NOT OPEN. FOR ANIMATION DEPARTMENT ONLY."
Comment: what you get when you cross a bad star wars animated series with a major fan of the movies
#245094* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Check Out THis Website,Comment: Check Out THis Website,
#245131* (?/55) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Pi314geek: I'm on xBox Live right now
Pi314geek: I got my PC right next to my TV
Pi314geek: Its awesome
Tyger2057: I always do.
Tyger2057: Its called a laptop
Tyger2057: Noob
Pi314geek: <---- owned
#246727* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[Gumpus] mac address is the core of the packets
[&Clown] i don't own a mac gumpus
#252623* (?/51) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Father: I want to plant my garden this year but the grounds to hard I cant dig it up, I need your help son
Son: Im in jail, plus dont dig it up its where I put the dead bodies
FBI AGENTS SEARCH GARDEN>DIG IT UP FIND NO BODIES>APOLOGIZE TO THE FATHER
Son:Sorry dad its the best I could do to help from in here
#254635* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@perpie4yrold> i had a Down Syndrome sweetie girlfriend in high school. She was like a 5 year old but we got along great
<@perpie4yrold> i miss her
#255707* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Elcran> Power Rangers?  Pink ranger = hot
<Elcran> old one tho
<mixster> Elcran: The Pink Ranger was played by a man when helmet was on
<Elcran> no wait really?
<Rubix> LOL
Comment: /server irc.freenode.net /j #srl
#259688* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<nor3> i just had the craziest dream
<curson> did it involve balls touching? those are kind of creepy, the rest is mainly just good fun ;)
#260457* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
dors2.txt;1;1Comment: dors2.txt;1;1
#260525* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Thorn>: how can you get dossed on dial up
<Thorn>: If you'd stop refreshing the page on google it might not happen
#262099* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
( null ) where'd my moose go?
( burgess ) I ate that bitch.
( burgess ) MOSE
( burgess ) MOOOOOSE
( burgess ) BURGERS
( Villan ) and they were good
! Villan drools
( burgess ) Hmm... the greasy, beardy smell of noobs is in the air.
( burgess )         *sniff*
( burgess )   *sniff*
( burgess ) They're close. Very close. o_o
#265659* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<virtuoso@> You might as well know the meaning of stfu.
<You > indeed
<virtuoso@> A particularly useful one.
<You > u want me to shut up?
* virtuoso yawns
* You will shut up ...
#266718* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Raiden> cakeroll?
<Steve_Restless> FUCK. now I want little debbie.
<Steve_Restless> >_<
<Raiden> pedophile
<Steve_Restless> eat her right up.
<Steve_Restless> NOM NOM NOM
Comment: #Chaos_GardenRPG on EsperNet
#267224* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Jamesc: hi
Dan_EZPZ: hi
Jamesc: hi
Dan_EZPZ: hi
Jamesc: hi
Dan_EZPZ: hi
LuckyBambu: hi
Dan_EZPZ: hi
LuckyBambu: ih
LuckyBambu: fuck
Dan_EZPZ: you ruined it
LuckyBambu: =[
Comment: #wht
#268703* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
DAESH ONOTOLE V PRAVITELI VSELENNOI!Comment: DAESH ONOTOLE V PRAVITELI VSELENNOI!
#268742* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
hi webmasters goodComment: hi webmasters good
#272064* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<reddevil> geoff i think you should switch to 4th edition and play as a monk
<reddevil> here is your 20th lvl ability
<reddevil> 20 Grand Master of Flowers
<Byt|A64> flowers pop out of your ass and cause your enemies to suffocate from the intoxicatingly horrific smell?
#273805* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< EngrChris> it would be hard to see in the dark with a light anyway.
< species> EngrChris: no, if you turn on the light and stuff looks different, you have detected dark.
#274580* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
James:  I think I am going to shave my head.
Valentina:  But baby, ... there is nothing to shave there."
Comment: Ouch! Truth hurts
#277117* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<aki> my server is on freebsd but use linux :D
<aki> (aki@snickers)(~)$ uname -a
<aki> FreeBSD snickers.botseller.net 6.3-RELEASE FreeBSD 6.3-RELEASE #0: Wed Feb 20 16:12:07 UTC 2008     root@server.domain.com:/usr/obj/usr/src/sys/zamka  i386
<ebola> aki: apache is a server. freebsd is an os
<aki> I know.. ebola.. But,i can't good explain that...
Comment: by elo
#277225* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<alice> quick, we'd better do it soon, before i settle too much
<ilanbg> are we still talking about the raping?
#277551* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Please thank the Entire teamComment: Please thank the Entire team
#279425* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
materialwealthComment: materialwealth
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