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#189518* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
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#189533* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
i'm fine good work hotels cheap flight hotel package monterey  :-]]Comment: i'm fine good work hotels cheap flight hotel package monterey :-]]
#190634* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
what do you know about deep packet inspection?
what do you feel?
more KY please
how many more cabbages will it take?
we already have a bushel
you can have a prosthetic
can i have a fork and a shovel?
plugged up the back end
i knew you'd be trouble
well aren't you the one eyed man in the land of the blind?
plunging into the hole of anvil of brass
thats what xtians are for
#190784* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
i have a python in my shorts
and i have a pylon on my roads. what of it?
and name him George
George street, eh?
no don't
saint George, by any chance?
i'll say
a martyr, yoplait?
yo momma
theyre gunning for ya
see above
thanks so much for all the love
you're a real taste of evil
go get em you devil
a lovely bird pie
#191359* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
nice work man 10xComment: nice work man 10x
#193862* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
See this system here? This is Wi-Fi... wie fidelity.  What that means is that it's the wireless quality fidelity.  Wi-Fi.  Two very important things.
#197851* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<pitz_> I suck dick for SUKI(tm), I do it every day
<pitz_> *clap*
<pitz_> I suck dick for SUKI(tm), I do it 'cause I'm gay
<pitz_> *clap*
<pitz_> I suck dick for SUKI(tm), I do it every day...
<pitz_> *clap*
<pitz_> LOL 'G LOL 'G LOL 'G I'M WAY GAY
<pitz_> LOL 'G LOL 'G LOL 'G I'M WAY GAY
<pitz_> LOL 'G LOL 'G LOL 'G I'M WAAAAAYYYYY GAAAAAYYYYY
#201810* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Shiro> holy crap i said something
* Shiro left the chat room. (Quit: and then i quit.)
Comment: after several hours of nobody saying anything
#203242* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Have You Seen This? AmazingOOOh,Comment: Have You Seen This? AmazingOOOh,
#204964* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<newb> shit
<newb> i just tried to throw my step brother a pepsi off the balcony
<newb> it went down and landed on a table someone was sat at
<newb> if i had a blog i'd be able to write HOLY SHIT I NEARLY JUST KILLED SOMEONE WITH A CAN OF PEPSI
Comment: #geek on dalnet
#205211* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(|7hs|): @factoids search #shrinemaiden --values pedo
(Keine): |7hs|: More than 100 keys matched that query; please narrow your query.
(Yadogari): O_o
(|7hs|): o
Comment: #ShrineMaiden@ppirc
#205490* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
AMAZINGVery Interesting Site, You're Pretty Good,Comment: AMAZINGVery Interesting Site, You're Pretty Good,
#205692* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
You Have to See This,Comment: You Have to See This,
#205785* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<bladezor> I wonder how many people actually think that CPU stands for ComPUter.
#206724* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
D+B: omfg
D+B: Allie asked what you said about her calling ytou a bitch
D+B: and I accidentally pasted this
D+B: "S+L: yay i'm a bitch
S+L: :D
D+B: Not a big fan of rape, but that was preaty good"
D+B: What is she thinking now... T_T
Comment: On Steam between me and my friend, names changed.
#207799* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
never let fear and common sense hold you back
#207827* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<world> Wow.. Ppl really fooked me up, didn't they?
#210320* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
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#210361* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<labelrina> any idea how abt in this chat room we can find the ppl we want to search?
<Gothica1> type in oy, then their nick
<Gothica1> you have to include the comma
<labelrina> thanks
<labelrina> oy
<labelrina> ?
<Gothica1> you forgot the comma and the nick
<labelrina> oy, yoon
<Gothica1> lol
<labelrina> ?
#211095* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sofie> Hello sexy, when will we meet ? I really want to see you...
<SJ> eh, wait...someone knocking at my door, i have something on the fire, the phone is ringing
<Sofie> lol, really funny
<Sofie> Hello ?
<Sofie> back ?
<Sofie> hello !?
Comment: Poor girl...
#212141* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Gnome> What the fuck is Aero anyway? I have it, but I dunno how it works.
<Kodan> Press the Windows Key and Tab at the same time.
<Gnome> Dude
<Gnome> I can't figure out how to get my windows key to work
<Gnome> WHY IS THIS A PROBLEM
<Kodan> XD
<Kodan> Wow. When you need it to work, it doesn't.
<Gnome> Irony!
<Kodan> This is the CORE DEFINITION of Irony.
#213613* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Noah:  im ^
||
||    here for you
||
()()
DAMNIT stupid gmail broke my penis
Comment: Gmail. 'Nuff said.
#214101* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
dusty---: Hey guys how do I tar up certain directories in one go?
nn: dusty---: did you 'man tar'?
dusty---: yup
nn: So if i find the answer there, i can tar and feather you?
monkeywraith: why would you feather a tarball? XD
#215433* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Sammyjo | speaking of petrol 144.9 here today
+Isabella | its still $159.99 here
Comment: fuel in australia
#215548* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Erik_> buttsax
<Blas89> yeah Erik_ =)
Comment: #liveforspeed. 22-8-08
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