QDB: Quote #252623
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This quote has been fermenting for 16 years and has been voted on 51 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 47% chance of being approved.

#252623* (?/51) ⚐Flag
Father: I want to plant my garden this year but the grounds to hard I cant dig it up, I need your help son
Son: Im in jail, plus dont dig it up its where I put the dead bodies
FBI AGENTS SEARCH GARDEN>DIG IT UP FIND NO BODIES>APOLOGIZE TO THE FATHER
Son:Sorry dad its the best I could do to help from in here
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