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#307818* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[22:03:16] Kota: Where are you, anyway? I forgot, it's been ages since we've talked
[22:03:36] Coolham23: for the sake of convenience, lets say I live in Atl.
[22:03:37] Kota: Oh yeah, you were Georgia
[22:03:47] Coolham23: Yeah
[22:03:47] Kota: You know I'm in Nebraska now, right?
[22:03:59] Coolham23: WAT
[22:04:05] Kota: Have been for years
[22:04:09] Kota: Since
[22:04:11] Kota: Freshman year of HS
[22:04:18] Kota: and I'm a Sophomore in College
[22:04:27] Coolham23: Its been a long time hasn't itComment: Long indeed
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#307911* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ME-tan>goddamnit i need to sleep and i am watching amv hell 5
<opsec_>ME-tan: i need a fkn shower and to be sleeping cause of waking up at 2am but like i cant stop listening to music
<Apachai_Hopachai>OH SNAP
<opsec_>like is eriously cant stop
<ME-tan>The matrix has us :(
<opsec_>ifeel soperfect
<opsec_>right now
<m>opsec_: just shower with the door open with music blaring
<opsec_>neverwant this feeling to end
<ME-tan>get 2 baggies and 2 zip ties. Put the cans in the baggies and tie them so the cables are coming out then you can use the headphones in the shower
<opsec_>:o
<Rollie>or you can just buy waterproof headphones
<ME-tan>If you're short of zip ties it seems the NYPD are handing them out
<carface>lolComment: #wtfux
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#307969* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Guest_Imp7 has joined #demonpop
* Guest_Imp7 is now known as Kir
* Kir is now known as Kit
<Orochi> Is that a Kit...
<Orochi> XD
<Orochi> NOPE. ITS A KIR
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Kit
<[ka]killer> KIR! how the fuck have you been?
<[ka]killer> o wait its just kit in disguise
<Kit> I accidentally my keyboard.
<Kit> Fuck, nobody cares about me.
<Kit> They only love Kir.
<Orochi> the hell you say :P
* Kit is now known as Kir
<[ka]killer> kir!
<Kir> IT WAS A DOUBLE RUSE
<Kir> No need to fear, Kir your grand vizier is here! |
#308015* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+homicide> 7AM WAKIN UP UP IN BETHLEHEM
<+homicide> GOTTA GET MY ROBE GOTTA GET MYSELF KILLED
<+homicide> DRAGGIN ON AND ON AND ON EVERYBODY'S WATCHIN
<+homicide> BUT THEY WONT HELP WITH THIS CROSS
<+homicide> GOTTA DRAG THIS SHIT
<+homicide> WHIPPED BY ROMAAAAAAAAAAAAANS
<+homicide> MARTYRING, MARTYRING YEAH
<+homicide> LOOKIN FORWARD TO THE RAPTUREComment: gotta get down on good friday.
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#308041* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Catts> shiver me timbers and BLOW MY LOAD
<Catts> thar be treasure in skifreak's arse!
<Catts> bend ye self over lad, for i be takin ye booty!
<skifreak> uh, what?
<skifreak> ok, who gave Catts acid? |
#308042* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FunnyLookinHat> Ig ook are away
<FunnyLookinHat> ...
<FunnyLookinHat> TYPING FAIL.
<FunnyLookinHat> *Oh look people are awake.
<MikeH> FunnyLookinHat: erg ack rrg
<FunnyLookinHat> No joke I think I was hitting alt instead of space and somehow biffing that whole message. |
#308057* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Luther> if women want to be treated equally, they should become equal
<Luther_> stop being weak skinny bitches
<shep> heh
<Luther> start taking jobs that mostly men do
<bbv> Fuck you guyse and your sexism
<bbv> There's lots of things girls can do that guys can't
<shep> bbv: like?
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#308125* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+IronWarrior> YukiN, that gives me a idea, maybe in the future we can "colour" our sperm.
<&Jigsy> Colored sperm?
<&Jigsy> "Look Mom, I'm ejaculatin' rainbows!"Comment: Following a conversation about genderswapping and self-impregnation...
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#308141* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sECuRE> woot!
<sECuRE> nvidia supports xrandr
<sECuRE> hell freezes over |
#308182* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<&BaKamann> america will sink into the ocean if there are any more fat people
<&\Jan> BaKamann: no america will tip the earth
<&\Jan> and become the new australia
<&BaKamann> it will knock earth off orbit and fly into the sun
<&\Jan> then everyone will sweat and the sea will get bigger
<&\Jan> then we just throw all the fats into the sun which will give it more fuel so it wont burn out for many more years then we move just back to where we were
<&\Jan> and that's how killing the fat people will save the world |
#308234* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Sarig: thoughts one have at 2:20am when the birds are twittering outside my window
Sarig: who the fuck thought "I know what the internet needs!" about that? |
#308239* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sudos|X120e> still need to figure out what I want for my birthday
<Sudos|X120e> my mom is willing to get me one thing off amazon.
<dn> tablet
<dn> or dildo
<Sudos|i9100> loldildo
<Sudos|i9100> nope
<Sudos|i9100> lols
<miek|shitbox> USB powered dragon dildo
<Sudos|i9100> no
<Sudos|i9100> I'm getting something tech related.
<Sudos|i9100> not a dragon dildo.
<miek|shitbox> yeah dude your mom already probably has like 20 of them, she can spare one
<miek|shitbox> then she doesnt have to spend more money
<miek|shitbox> think of somebody besides yourself for a change
<miek|shitbox> wtf |
#308266* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D3VICEHIG> tuesday is the best monday, ever
<cyberstar> yes exactly, it's like last week but this week :D |
#308279* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(thrice`) k-s, seriously speaking, are there any e17 release plans on the horizon?
(k-s) thrice`: there is, but nobody clearly understand raster on that
(k-s) thrice`: when it's good enough and we could just releae
(k-s) thrice`: he enters "madman" mode and starts committing like crazy "missign things for release", then things get unstable
(k-s) thrice`: then we need to wait to stablize... and no releases. When we push releases, cycle repeats :-( |
#308294* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Spardot> H I found out today that you can't tame glitched hunter pets anymore
<@Spardot> they hotfixed every single way
<@Spardot> but Peameal and Shank are intact
<@Loskene> peemeal
<@Loskene> stank
<@Spardot> I even tried to message a gm about Photon since someone said tey got their pet restored
<@Spardot> peameal is canadian back bacon
<@Loskene> pooton
<@Spardot> and my pet is a flaming armored boar
<@Spardot> and shank is a ghost wolf with a dagger between his eyes
<@Loskene> armoured whore
<@Spardot> stickin out
<@Loskene> jenk wolf
<@Spardot> o.o
<@Loskene> fagger
<@Spardot> are you still really high
<@Loskene> PERHAPS |
#308318* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Chorca> i should leave for work 15 minutes ago
< cr4ck3r> just sit back and relax Chorca, you can leave when you want
< tetsu> he's a sysadmin
< tetsu> doesnt that mean he needs to be prompt and such?
< f00bard> i had a joke about him being prompt but it was Korny |
#308376* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< jjs999jjs> fuckme adele is preggers
< CoJaBo> Will she give birth to agateway? :P |
#308424* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hguhgu> I need to go to church sunday
<hguhgu> because my grandma is being all
<hguhgu> her
<SmilingDevil> hguhgu, tell your granny to fuck off
<hguhgu> SD, I live with my grandmother.
<hguhgu> She provides the food.
<hguhgu> You can fuck off.
<hguhgu> I need to eat.
<SmilingDevil> hguhgu, kill her and eat the flesh
<Draggor> ^
<hguhgu> Fuck no she's old and menopausal.
<SmilingDevil> Add salt. |
#308570* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<stiva> JWhy: You're all set.
<JWhy> Thanks a lot, your service is great.
<stiva> Glad to hear it!
<stiva> Is there anything else we can help you with?
<JWhy> No, I just needed to find out how to quit from a channel with a bouncer... got it now ;)
* JWhy has left #dragonweyr
<TestDummy> WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU |
#308593* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Hexi> the Brits probably call echolocation something like "shoveling"
Hexi> Deep in the ocean where there is no light, Dolphins don't have torches so they can't see where they're going with their eyes. Instead they use a technique called shoveling where they make a sound that sends a shovel that bounces off of objects to let them know how close that object is. This was discovered by some bloke who liked dolphins. The End.
Hexi> Fucking Brits....
Hexi> ooops I fucked it up
Hexi> I still sounded too American at the end
Hexi> revision: This was discovered by some bloke who fancies dolphins. The End.
CrazyLion> Fancied. Bugger got shovelled to death.
Hexi> how can you get echolocated to death?
CrazyLion> You yanks won't understand
ChoHag> Dolphins?Comment: Note: CrazyLion and ChoHag live in England
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#308616* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Ryan says: Cannabis was used as a truth serum by the Office of Strategic Services (OSS), a US government intelligence agency formed during World War II. In the early 1940s, it was the most effective truth drug developed at the OSS labs at St. Elizabeths Hospital; it caused a subject "to be loquacious and free in his impartation of information."[128]
Ryan says: ahahahaha
Ryan says: its like, i hope they capture me, i get to get high as shit =D
Jason says: ..Comment: off Live
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#308665* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@pup> hey eller i just got a book about your fair country
<@pup> i bought it because its about video culture and identity politics and didnt realize that its about fucking canada
<@eller> i hope they didn't publish anything about how we make our farts smell like maple syrup
<@eller> that shit's top secretComment: #electronic-mp3@EFNet
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#308678* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nazeo> Alright then
<Nazeo> Is there anything u want from me to do?
<Nazeo> I do requests :V
(I /whois him real quick, see what state he's in...)
<Suzuran> Actually yeah, you're in Wisconsin, right?
<Nazeo> Yes I am
<Suzuran> What city?
<Nazeo> I go to Cleveland from time to time
<Nazeo> West Allis
(Quick abuse of Google Maps to figure out where the nearest airport is...)
<Suzuran> Nazeo: Oh, that's right by Milwaukee, right?
<Nazeo> Yup
<Suzuran> Nazeo: North part of town, there's a little airport named Timmerman Airport, ever heard of it?
<Nazeo> I have
<Suzuran> Next time you get a chance to drop by there, ask them how much they charge for a bucket of prop wash and 50 feet of flight line.
<Nazeo> I can do this for you
<Suzuran> Cool, that'd be grand
<Nazeo> It's always a pleasure for me to help others ^_^
(Wait a few hours...)
*** Nazeo has joined #thcrap
<Nazeo> ...
<Nazeo> Ha.
<Nazeo> Haha
<Nazeo> Ahahahaha
<Nazeo> Suzy is a riot.
<Nazeo> :/
<Nazeo> *Nazeo goes to airport*
<Nazeo> TAS Guy: Oh hey there, how can I help you?
<Nazeo> Nazeo: Uh yes, how much is a bucket of Prop wash?
<Nazeo> *TAS stares at him for a full minute before bursting out into laughter*
<Nazeo> TAS Guy: Son, you just got hazed!
<Nazeo> Nazeo: What?
<Nazeo> TAS Guy: Prop wash is what comes out of the engines when they are running
<Nazeo> TAS Guy: It has no value
<Nazeo> Nazeo: ...
<Nazeo> Nazeo: Sorry for wasting your time then...
<Nazeo> TAS Guy: No worries, you just made my day
<Nazeo> It's ok though
<Nazeo> I do not get mad; I get even
<Nazeo> Also Nmlgc, I legitally passed out yesterday. Sorry I did not do my job
<Nazeo> I will begin now
<DeltaSierra4> dang dude
<DeltaSierra4> did u really take his favor seriously?
<Nazeo> I did
<Nazeo> I went to the airport; in my Army gear too
<DeltaSierra4> I bet probably he asked you that when he saw you fall for his entrance joke
<DeltaSierra4> oh fuck
<DeltaSierra4> dang
<Nazeo> Since I got out from my PT traning
* DeltaSierra4 rofl
<Nazeo> *training
<DeltaSierra4> I can't imagine that
<Nazeo> Well
<DeltaSierra4> rofl
<DeltaSierra4> dude
<DeltaSierra4> oh man
<Nazeo> Suzy just earned himself a place next to Sefam
<Nazeo> In other words, HE'S ON THE LISTComment: Oldest trick in the book!
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#308829* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<&Nicane> come here
<&Nicane> and rub
<&Nicane> a
<&Nicane> dub
<&Nicane> dub
< Jan> there is no tub
< Jan> i cannot rub a dub without a tub
<&Nicane> how about some wub wub wub?
< Jan> how about I dubstep the fuck out of here |
#308846* (?/6) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[ After failing at making some ascii "art" ]
<@Jan> ;_; I messed it up on the last one
<+Garr> it happens
<@Jan> that's like having the best fuck ever
<@Jan> but you slip just as you orgasm
<@Jan> and then it feels horrible
<+Garr> nice analogy
<+Garr> very refined |
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