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#311388* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dustin> The topic is too long anyway.
<Dustin> And it would need to something fancy.
* ChanServ has changed topic for #codelove to: "Do things well. Cut the fat."
<Yossarian> 'Do things'
<Yossarian> 'Do'
<Yossarian> 'D'
<thetawork> all night long
<Dustin> Hm.
*** Mode #codelove +o Dustin by ChanServ
* Dustin has changed topic for #codelove to: ""
<Dustin> Fat cut.
<[R]> PerfectComment: #codelove on slashnet
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<+BMF54123>Â I was working on a Chinese tank game today that has its trigger switches held in by two thin plastic posts
<+BMF54123>Â naturally, they break
<+Flygon>Â Ouch
<+BMF54123>Â all the Chinese import games we have are literal fire hazards
<+BMF54123>Â as in, one actually did catch fireComment: irc://irc.badnik.zone/#tcrf
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#311412* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+var> scumbag trump
<+Dom`> what he do now
<+var> just exists
<+var> i dunno
<+var> i wokeup 2 mins ago |
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<@Dom`> fucking JS and JS frameworks
<@Dom`> I don't know what I should do after this project
<@Rjx> yeah and webpack/babel/npm/grunt/loleverything
<@Dom`> haha
<@Rjx> write an emulator
<@Rjx> pretty good exercise imo
<@Dom`> nah, I need some money
<@Rjx> write an emulator and suck some dicks
<@Dom`> that'll do
<@Rjx> a glory hole would help |
#311450* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<chiefDickhead> What makes me a rage: People on Grindr not showing up >(
<@aciou> chiefDickhead: that sucks
<@aciou> because you didn't get to
<@aciou> geddit
<chiefDickhead> yeah :( heheh
<chiefDickhead> should go to the gym instead
<@aciou> yeah, wait in the showers
<chiefDickhead> use all this testosterone for something
<@aciou> like ignoring the blisters on your knees |
#311470* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<netfreak> i'm worried i'll accidentally be honest
<@Sour> lol
<Bob> Actually, that wasn't very funny.
<@Sour> Bob: shut up
<Bob> Sour i'm going to blow up a building
<@Sour> .......
<@Sour> wat
<@Sour> Bob is now legit scaring me
<Bob> haha. you're going to sleep now.
<@Sour> Bob: go away
<Bob> Actually was supposed to go on to fix this
<@Sour> Bob, would you kindly go away?
<Bob> Okay.
<▬▬ Bob (Bob@obfuscated) has quit (Connection closed)
<@Sour> I think Bob can rest for a little bit and hopefully come back less likely to commit a felonyComment: Bob is a bot
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#311500* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[15:09:53] <BenA>Apropo of yesterday, which concert cost 45cents? 50 cents, featuring nickelback. |
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<StriderHLC> Aggh... I've had so much trouble focusing lately. :(
<Danika> me too
<Danika> (Katelyn and I dumped out all our alcohol last month)
<dysk> Me too. Rejoined Facebook earlier this month. With social media, it takes a lot of work to not be busy. ;)
<Yuri> Alcohol!!!!
<dysk> Am I the only person here who mostly associates that word with rubbing alcohol rather than drinking? ;)
<dysk> I mean, individual alcoholic drinks, I refer to by their names rather than the catch-all term "alcohol", which I'll always think of as a topical antiseptic.
<dysk> That's just my weird use of language, haha. Don't mind me.
<dysk> I've heard some cocktails are quite delicious, so I refuse to conflate them in my mind with a disinfectant.
<StriderHLC> I don't remember if it's Methanol or Ethanol that's rubbing alcohol as opposed to teh booz.
<dysk> Depends on what part of the world you're in, I think.
<ChiizuKage> I associate the word "alcohol" with the disk burning software. |
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<Hoffman> gentoo is great for the enterprising, engineering user who has powerful hardware, who knows it, and who wants to take full advantage of it, and hates themselves and wants to die |
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<SWM> in my day the size of the average male penis was 4" |
#254 (3/502) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long |
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<anihil8r> hmm.. when you were in school did they ever say that you were special? |
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<Santa> anybody know what solaris calls its kernel?
<SfabN> Santa: look into the root dir and look for the biggest file, or look into /stand
<token> biggest file?
<token> "Huh, my kernel is called ``core''" :-) |
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<Zer0sKewl> Haha, I just nuked someone for my first time, Am I elite now? |
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<McAnarchy> people live in utah?? |
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[06:26pm] <shmoo> did you know if you deleate stuff you get your giggabytes back? |
#590 (3/359) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Zen> I wonder what flavor of Windows they're going to run on Xbox..
<Yohoma> hopefully AOL 7.0 is out by the, i wanna play gamez online |
#601 (3/349) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<{ReNeGaDe}> ok why is no one writin back to me; what do i got no fingers to type with and im just imaginin writin all this? |
#613 (3/353) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<truss1> it's an e10k man
<madog-> yes adduser scottx
<madog-> i dont care i just wanna run a bot from it |
#706 (3/326) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dkl> The Sudanese Arabs which posses some of the largest penis's in the world, practice this method from the point of puberty. Fathers would send their son off to a trainer who would perform milking (jelq) to the young man for 30 minutes every day. This milking exercise forces blood into the penis, repeatedly engorging the penis with blood. Over the course of several months, the blood spaces in the penis became larger, being able to hold more blood, which in
<dkl> Over a period of several years, some of the men's penises became larger than 18" in length and 10" in circumference. |
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<matt`> dear god freshmeat looks like ass
<matt`> probably making use of the html 5 <ass> tag
<matt`> <ass tables><hard to read text>blah blah blah</hard to read text><more ass tables><gayness></more ass tables><some gay color></gayness><ass tables> |
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<|Chris> i want the nVidia's Secret catalog
<|Chris> with pictures of rendered games |
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<Yukkel> a belch is not an oral report |
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<hypr> WE IS TO CUT OFF ALL SUPPLIES OF VODKA TO YOUR SHITHOUSE COUNTRY |
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<sara:#i386> - o we reserve the right to be assholes when we've had a bad day. |
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