QDB: Quote #308424
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This quote has been fermenting for 13 years and has been voted on 26 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 45.6% chance of being approved.

#308424* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<hguhgu> I need to go to church sunday
<hguhgu> because my grandma is being all
<hguhgu> her
<SmilingDevil> hguhgu, tell your granny to fuck off
<hguhgu> SD, I live with my grandmother.
<hguhgu> She provides the food.
<hguhgu> You can fuck off.
<hguhgu> I need to eat.
<SmilingDevil> hguhgu, kill her and eat the flesh
<Draggor> ^
<hguhgu> Fuck no she's old and menopausal.
<SmilingDevil> Add salt.
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