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#308902* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dangermat> I was on the toilet and a fucking christmas beetle flies in and starts trying to attack the lightbulb as if it's a death star and the beetle is a rebel fighter or some shit |
#308968* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TheParatrooper> No. I'm pi*ed becau*e my key bring* up FUCKING *UPPORT INFORMATION
<MrGurns> what
<TheParatrooper> S
<TheParatrooper> GODDAMN LOWER CASE S
<TheParatrooper> I HAVE TO YELL, OTHERWISE MACROS
<MrGurns> your computer just wants you to have a lisp
<MrGurns> * is the new lispComment: Json files in lisp should be Jthon files.
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#309004* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Yamato> This guy I know(knew?) thought they were really IRC cops.
<joltz> you knew him cause he died?
<Yamato> No.
<joltz> shot by irc cop
<Yamato> Last time I talked to him was..
<Yamato> A few months ago?
<Yamato> He got married to a 19 year old who had a 4 year old kid.
<Yamato> We told him it was a bad idea, and he turned into a big bitch.
<Yamato> He's fucking sick, though.
<Yamato> Wanted pictures of our girlfriends. I responded with "This is IRC."
<joltz> blank.gif
<Yamato> I'd like a picture of your girlfriend, thank you very much! So I'll know which person to drug and bring back to my house.Comment: irc.rubbermallet.org #wtfpwnt
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#309031* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kaguya-hime> I shall play the song that ends the world!
<Kaguya-hime> Here is the symphony of your destruction!
* Kaguya-hime hits monsters with a lute, levels up music skill.
<@GoneMachi> Careful, she's going to start the song that never ends
<Kaguya-hime> Because we all know the best way to learn how to play an instrument is to rebound it off your enemy's skull.
<Hong_Meiling> Clearly.
<@GoneMachi> Worked for El KabongComment: #touhou, irc.darkmyst.org
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#309094* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ZeroOne> Windows Explorer just crashed.
<ZeroOne> I've hit the high point of my day. |
#309172* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< zekran> Goddamn piece of shit sub-standard country electrical wiring
< zekran> Penny pinching cocksuckers..I'll have to do this all by hand
< aythrea> Kill em with fire?
< zekran> aythrea: If I could. If I could I would drive my jeep through their front door and smash apart every office on my way to the back
< blueskin> I just read that as "smash apart every orifice"
< zekran> blueskin: Considering my annoyance level, yes. YES! |
#309187* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<onenine90> Dunn: is anybody active in #webtech right now?
<Dunn> onenine90: No, it's just you and me.
<onenine90> Dunn: Borrrrrrringgggggg
<Dunn> onenine90: Yes, that defines you!Comment: Dunn is a bot that sends data to CleverBot and responds with it.
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#309226* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< lolcat> whats up?
< CoJaBo> gas prices. |
#309255* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
-->| penis_ (webchat@modemcable096.89-59-74.mc.videotron.ca) has joined #direwolf20
<penis_> how join
<Anbaric> no join
|<-- penis_ has left irc.esper.net (Client Quit) |
#309262* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@EvilSpork> So I'm tempted for no particular reason to dress up in a really crazy industrial looking outfit and go out to dinner. Because I'm bored and hungry. |
#309373* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
birch> i'm trying to build an application using its make instructions but it ends with some errors and there's too much output to read it all in the terminal screen. how would i save the terminal output to a file? thanks.
JohnD0e> birch: command >> file.txt
<birch> JohnD0e, thanks
<rik__> birch: or command >> file.txt 2>&1 if you also want to get the error output in the file
<JohnD0e> birch: yep in fact you should do program-name 2> error.log
<birch> JohnD0e, are you sure your last command is right?
<JohnD0e> birch: what rik__ say is right to redirect stderr and dtdout to a file
<JohnD0e> birch: my last command only redirect stdrr
<stderr> Stop redirecting me!
<JohnD0e> stderr: sorry sorry
<stderr> :-)Comment: #debian on irc.debian.org
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#309396* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<vyhd> we built this city on everything but rap and country |
#309430* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< nuez_jr> dang
< nuez_jr> never played with curl before. I knew it was for some sort of networky thing, but ... dang
< surio> nuez_jr: <run-your-command> | curl -F 'sprunge=<-'sprunge.us
< surio> Is that what you are looking for ?
< surio> You will get a url
< nuez_jr> no, really just needed to copy over my SSH public key
< nuez_jr> but I need to sit me down with curl and understand it better
< nuez_jr> over coffee.
< nuez_jr> take curl to dinner and a movie
< nuez_jr> drinks at my place
< surio> stahp!
< surio> we don't need to hear the restComment: #crunchbang-offtopic
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#309516* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< BronzeEagle> I killed a man with a trident
< Frostypants> with a stick of chewing gum?
< Frostypants> you're hard, man. |
#309517* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< Kage> I wonder if anyone would be intrested in doing a 3D port of TMW
< Anonycat> how about a 4D port where you can speed forward through time--essentially sanctioned botting
< Kage> Anonycat: well techinally you already get time as a dimension, you just have no control over the rate at which you can move though time
< Jaxad0127> Kage: not true.
< Jaxad0127> Time moves more slowly as you approach the speed of light.
< Frostypants> and more quickly as you smoke marijuana |
#309518* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< BigCrunch> ugh
< BigCrunch> the chatter on -dev is like Dr Strange casting a spell
< Jaxad0127> BigCrunch: you don't want a more convenient client?
< BigCrunch> sure i do. The problem is one of terminology
< Jaxad0127> Oh?
< BigCrunch> Its difficult to follow a conversation when you have to Google what every third word is
< Freeyorp> Browser based TMW
< BigCrunch> I got that much
< Freeyorp> Open a page and mash arrow keys
< Jaxad0127> You don't need to worry about the rest of it.
< BigCrunch> the devil is in the details
< BigCrunch> But I WANT to know
< Jaxad0127> Why are you in -dev if you can't follow along?
< Jaxad0127> OK.
< Freeyorp> Well, it's surely interesting to get some idea of what's going on
< Jaxad0127> BigCrunch: learn python.
< BigCrunch> and i'm in -dev because I'm always in every channel
< BigCrunch> its not like the concepts are beyond me, just that the terminology used, if one is not familiar with it, makes no sense
< Frostypants> I'm in -dev because I'm stalking BC
< Frostypants> Also, I think that if someone understand the fundamentals, they can explain that in any language.
< BronzeEagle> I'm in -dev because I'm stalking Jaxad0127
< Freeyorp> If there's anything that needs clearing up, feel free to ask. The very fact that you were trying to solve things own your own with google already puts you above most programmers. :) |
#309544* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<LAMMJohnson> lrsp: Girl in the middle likes to party. That's my relation to them.
<lrsp> ok
<Longlius> I like to party
<LAMMJohnson> Everybody does
<Hagen> Let's be precise. Are you referring to LAN parties? |
#309552* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Leviathan: you didnt wish me a happy birthday Jesus
Leviathan: im uber sad
Leviathan: :|
Jesus: I created you
Jesus: you should wish me a happy created you day |
#309560* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* nathan shakes agony
<agony> faster!
* nathan shakes agony faster :D
<agony> harder!
* nathan shakes agony harder and even faster
<agony> I am done
* nathan stops and falls over
<nathan> milkshake?Comment: Just a coincidence, they said
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#309604* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* AmericanM (~AmericanM@96.46.249.215) has joined #blazblue
<AmericanM> Hi. :) I'm new here.
<AmericanM> Might anyone be interested in logic-based discussion of the viewpoint that God (a) exists, (b) superlatively impacts human decision-making, and (c) is the sole solution for humanitarian problems?
<OsTrIcH> okay, newbie, religion is banned from #blazblue
<AmericanM> OsTrIcH, re: "religion is banned from #blazblue", I respect the perspective.
<AmericanM> Have a great day. :)
* AmericanM (~AmericanM@96.46.249.215) has left #blazblue
<Spidey_> what
<Spidey_> nothing is banned
<bflamingo> that was obvious troll
<OsTrIcH> wait he actually BELIEVED THAT?!
<OsTrIcH> oh shitComment: irc.efnet.org, #blazblue
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#309643* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<sylvanaar> Torhal: that reminds me, is there a backup of the old wowace repo somewhere, a dump or something?
<Torhal> sylvanaar: You'd have to ask Kaelten about that.
<sylvanaar> Kaelten: that reminds me, is there a backup of the old wowace repo somewhere, a dump or something? |
#309702* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<profit|work> my cat's a girl so it's just bestiality not gay bestiality |
#309859* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+cITs> so how do actually black people call white people who intrude into computer systems?
<+cITs> cracker cracker? |
#309904* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<||bass> i had the best dream in history
<||bass> my grandmother was still alive and she had managed to social engineer herself into the possession of certain fossils and cloned me a pet triceratops, i had just gotten a bunch of photos with me playing with the triceratops and i was about to come on irc and brag to you fuckers
<mistah_j> even if you posted them, legion would have yelled FAAAKE
<Legion> I bet the dream itself was fake |
#309930* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+Griffy> bsparks, we are under a level 1 snow emergency
<%bsparks> So, go outside and play on the roof?
<+Griffy> ...Don't fall off for the love of god.
<&ajanata> pffft
<&ajanata> tim allen will fill in for him |
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