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#309948* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< wushin> We all love each other now
< wushin> even if I have to murder all of you to accept it |
#310044* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<`WarpKat> NON-WHITE POWER!
`WarpKat stabs
<Exopaladin> WHITE APATHY
<`WarpKat> ... |
#310110* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< drmeister> lh_mouse: My Common Lisp implementation currently uses reference counting - it is very expensive.
< drmeister> You have to keep going to memory to increment and decrement references. Lot's of non-local accesses.
< o11c> drmeister: not if you optimize away provable borrows
< drmeister> o11c: What are "provable borrows"?
< o11c> drmeister: just because a function is *declared* as taking a gc pointer, doesn't mean you actually *need* to call the increment and decrement
< SamB> drmeister: where you can prove it doesn't matter if you incref and then decref because the object is going to stay around regardless, I assume
< niclg> o11c: we call that passing by const std::shared_ptr<T>&
< drmeister> So the compiler needs to be enhanced.
< lh_mouse> To make a language more efficient the language's author should let its user control 'how and when to copy' rather than let the language itself to do the works.
< lh_mouse> (then you can blame the user for being too silly instead of the language itself) |
#310278* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<nensondubois> i saw a volunteer ambulance pull in front of the Party City fire zone earlier. My first thought was "there's a guy having a heart attack down the block and let's go get some party hats and candy"
<@Slime_Master> Oh dear
<nensondubois> they were in there with walkie talkies and all. People outside were curious what happened and we saw them walk out with a bag of candy or something
<@Slime_Master> That's like something out of a Family Guy cut away gag
<nensondubois> lol |
#310298* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Mandar> (the code is copy pasted from a REPL, die is just (range 1 7) for now
<justin_smith> Mandar: what is "die"
<wink> singular of dice? :P
<SagiCZ1> i vote for renaming all dice to "gambling cubes"Comment: freenode #clojure
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#310307* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SystemError> .wiki liquid fecal matter
<ProfessorOak> "MTV (originally an initialism of Music Television) is an American basic cable and satellite television channel owned by the MTV Networks Music & Logo Group, a unit of the Viacom Media Networks division of Viacom. The channel itself is headquartered in Los Angeles, CA, and is a subsidiary of Viacom Inc..." - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MTV |
#310367* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+Gilfoyle> I also have to crack open my physics textbooks, seeing as I just realized how much I don't remember. :/
<+alsochris> weird im going to use my physics books to snort crack and not remember. |
#310373* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SystemError> .wiki liquid fecal matter
<ProfessorOak> "MTV (originally an initialism of Music Television) is... |
#310376* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@strtok> any of you nerds using docker?
<@Amante> is that an app for finding men to dock with? |
#310383* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Fox> i heard that wu tang
<@Fox> aint nuthin ta fuck with
<@jorj> tell that to ODing
<@jorj> on cocaine and tramadol apparently
<@ryll> Sounds to me like cocaine and tramadol ain't nothin' to fuck with, given evidence |
#310398* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kies> dayumn
<kies> notch cashed out
<badger> w.e man
<badger> i would gladly be a neckbeard for 2.5 bil |
#310476* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<thebug> systemd and docker -- THE FUTURE
<jbenedetto> hahaha
<thebug> it sounds a lot like SMF+Zones, except those actually worked and were secure
<thebug> LXC ... wat
<jbenedetto> welcome to Poetterix
<thebug> can we have beatrix potterix instead?
<thebug> I feel like that'd suck a whole lot less |
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* Phonity (androirc@ChatSpikesmdv7u.sc.shawcable.net) has joined #nintendo
<Phonity> :]
<Soup> GET OUT
<Phonity> :[
* Phonity (androirc@ChatSpikesmdv7u.sc.shawcable.net) Quit (Quit: penismighty) |
#310590* (?/6) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Buderisk: Titanstall 2: Call of Michael Bay
Wrykyn: Transformers 4: Michael Bay's Blowjob
countjrob |510| entered chat.
Buderisk: The Bible 2: Mary's Explosive Birth: Here comes the Bay!
countjrob |510|: yo yo yo what is up
countjrob |510|: i
countjrob |510|: wtf |
#310597* (?/6) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Cassy> guys I need help, I did not read a contract completely and now I'm sort of in trouble. I purchased one of those small cans of ninjas, 3-4 ninjas, perfect starter army on the kickstarter for only $250, seemed like a good deal. Well I got them and added water to a children swimming pool as suggested to rehydrate them, I gave them rose petal tea per the instructions and fermented soybeans. When they were
<Cassy> finally ready they demanded their orders. This is where I fucked up, I did not read in the contract that they require targets or enemies to be specified daily or they choose their own enemies based on their impact on nature. They seriously injured my neighbor who was over watering his lawn. I tried giving them the names of famous terrorist groups, and certain other individuals, but this is where I fucked up
<Cassy> again and did not read all targets must have wronged me directly and recently. I don't know anyone who has recently wronged me. I dunno what to do! I keep slowing them down with chinese finger puzzles but they aren't going to fall for that for long. Can I hire enemies to fight my army so that they have a target while I try to find out how to deactivate them? I tried tossing one in the oven to dehydrate him
<Cassy> but somehow he dismantled the oven from the inside and then the oven vanished in a large puff of smoke along with him in it. |
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china_man: FreeBSD just like a idiot crap !!! fortunately I am using Linux + GCC! I feel so welfare! |
#310614* (?/2) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Nate_LapT> abzman: get your water heater fixed or at least lined up to be fixed?
<myself> can't have little waterheaters running around
<Dark-Fx> spay or neuter your water heaters!
<Nate_LapT> heh
<Nate_LapT> only if they grow up to be tankless
<myself> tankless bastards, don't appreciate what their forebears went through!
<Dark-Fx> channel locks and the forebears |
#310646* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Enthraller> ok, back to imprtant things.. lily's tits
<lilly_the_kitty> o.O
<lilly_the_kitty> How did we get onto my tits?
<TungstenCarbide> ladders. |
#310653* (?/6) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Grimmers: She came up to me one time all panicked
Grimmers: apparently she had done a bunch of drugs and alcohol and ordered shitloads of sex toys on amazon
Grimmers: and needed help cancelling them all |
#310727* (?/4) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jorge> kids named after shaq are getting drafted
<jorge> god i'm old |
#310751* (?/4) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Orillion> I like this warning NetBeans gives
<@Orillion> "Suspicious Method Call"
<@{\an8}> "Gaseous Output Detected" -NetBeansComment: Doki's development channel @Rizon
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<drej> for what its worth, there are probably 100x more people using whatsapp
<drej> than messages
<iMac> There are also more species eating cow dung than eating nice food.
<iMac> Your point? |
#310806* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Romin> macklemore .. is he even a rapper
<Romin> white people can't rap
<roger_penorse> that's rapist |
#310825* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jacquilynne> Shit. Shit. Shit. My mother's taken my father to the hospital and all my uncle can tell me is that 'there's blood everywhere'.
<tieboy> agh
<spinn> that's not a lot of useful information
<tieboy> he just had surgery, right? did a suture break maybe?
<Machival> where is all the blood? like, at their house? at the hospital?
<jacquilynne> I dunno. my uncle is a bit retarded. Getting him to tell me there's blood everywhere is probably the most words he's spoken in a week.
<jacquilynne> Now he just keeps repeating that they went to the hospital awhile ago.
<tieboy> like, he's genuinely retarded?
<jacquilynne> Not massively so, but yes.
<tieboy> oh. well, i'm sure your dad will be okay
<tieboy> if your mom took him and didn't call an ambulance, it can't be way serious or anything
<spinn> blood everywhere could mean a small cut on the head or something. head cuts bleed to look a lot worse than they are
<rJak> Especially along the scalp line.
<jacquilynne> I'm sure it must be related to the surgery.
<tieboy> plus tards tend to exaggerate things by a factor of ten
<rJak> .....
<Maus> ...I approve
<Machival> not like it isn't true or anything.
<tieboy> Well, I was was trying to be NICE about it. |
#310830* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<zompist> hmm, ralph nader says 9/11 would never have happened if he were president
<Samwise> If if's and but's were candy and nuts, ... something something.
<rJak> If it's and but's were candy and nuts, he would be a fruitcake? |
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