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#306808* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Radimir: Well, running the ideas through a spelling and grammar checker could help.
BlacklightShining: also true
Radimir: Eliminate about 90% of the terrible ones.
BlacklightShining: Radimir: why not eliminate 100% of the terrible ones?
Octavia: Haha
Octavia: damn you, words. foiled again!
Radimir: Because some of the terrible ones will be written with correct spelling and grammar.
BlacklightShining: but what if there was a really good idea that was transcribed with terrible spelling?
Radimir: True.
Radimir: Blast, technology is imperfect!
Radimir: How can this be?Comment: #EquestriaDaily on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#306859* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Seth|Coffee eats monkeyspoon5's eyes
<monkeyspoon5> Eh, they were malfunctioning anyway.
<Seth|Coffee> I"m relly just trying to make a poop log with eyes
<Seth|Coffee> for the amusement factor |
#306892* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kranix> My mouse wheel is making a squeaky noise for some reason...
* Joins: hilaryam89 (hilaryam89@coldfront-BC6B8FCE.tpgi.com.au)
<&Sellyme> You need to lubricate it. |
#306896* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* CoJaBo <blink>s
-!- mode/#html [+o riven] by ChanServ
-!- CoJaBo was kicked from #html by riven [<strike> 1] |
#306903* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DaemonFC> sh511: https://daemonfc.wordpress.com/2011/07/08/att-thinks-irc-is-malware/
<DaemonFC> :)
<DaemonFC> unusual activity
<DaemonFC> IRC
<sh511> DaemonFC: so much lulz
<DaemonFC> Windows botnet!
<DaemonFC> ZOMG BOTNET!!!
<DaemonFC> they probably figure if you know what IRC is you'll laugh, and if they catch some idiot sitting there with his thumb up his ass, it probably is malware
<DaemonFC> just ignore it or send back some insults
<sh511> XDComment: IRC
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#306909* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
scamf: NaCl:
scamf: u sux
NaCl: srsly, I know
NaCl: YOU DON'T NEED TO REMIND ME
* NaCl cries
scamf: its cool dude
scamf: suckiness is a state of mind
scamf: if you can conquer your suckitude you can suckceed in life
scamf: one day youll be a suckcess
scamf: or maybe just a sucker
scamf: suffering suckitash
steemed: I love Han and Leia's dialogComment: #vtluug
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#306936* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
atari: though of course she was cumming after less that 30secs
Thetrue: Well, that's uhhhhh odd
atari: actually, aside from a previous rape I was actually her first
atari: she even soaked my bed in blood
Thetrue: JESUS I READ THAT WRONG
atari: maybe I should have provided some context :P
atari: the sex was consentual & I guess when she was raped it wasn't in her pussy cause her hymen was apperently intact |
#306980* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Noobscratcher: has anyone been in there asshole before? and can tell me what it feels like
HelgeSverre: ......Comment: OverTheGun.com
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#306982* (?/54) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mr_Shifty> every breath you take
<Mr_Shifty> every cake you bake
<Mr_Shifty> every lawn you rake
<Mr_Shifty> every shake-n-bake
<Mr_Shifty> I'll be watching you
<Mr_Shifty> oh can't you see
<Mr_Shifty> Tuba wrong pube three
<Mr_Shifty> Obama scuba trayyyyyy
<Mr_Shifty> every word you say |
#306984* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Bansh33> Saruman> What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' Uruk'hai, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of axes and a red hot brand. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get First Age on your ass. |
#307019* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@IVIad_Brah> rofl my sister was on the toilet and no toilet paper left and she said "will get me some!" i just don't repond then she yells "risk it for a biscut!" and runs out and takes it from the closet right next to my room
<@bradz> how olds your sis
<@IVIad_Brah> 11
<@bradz> pics
<@ACCEMBOGAKONDO> best age to start |
#307037* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Ascribed> wow McDonald's had a buy a big mac value and get a free big mac!
< Ascribed> win++
< ShadowDracos> Buy one cancer and get another cancer for free? You can't beat that.
< Ascribed> you bet
< Ascribed> mmm tasty cancer |
#307072* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
I-Blz: Halo was not shit. Even the one with the closest to an excuse plot, Reach, had a better plot that, say, MW2.
Jaff: but MW2 is Pure Shit
Jaff: like fucking awful
I-Blz: EXACTLY.
Jaff: being better than PURE SHIT doesnt mean GOODComment: OverTheGun.com
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#307074* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Flash> Yeah, my parents used to be on a big kick with 24. They pretty much archive binged the whole series.
<Kun> WHERE'S THE BOMB
<Flash> WE HAVE TO FIND THE BOMB
<Kun> WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME WHERE IS THE BOMB AT WE CAN'T LET THEM BLOW UP THE BOMB
<Flash> . . .Creeper Sutherland?
<Kun> [uncontrollable laughter]
<Flash> So-- so wait, Creeper Sutherland is the star of 24, okay? If he's played by a Creeper, then what's he looking for?
<Kun> He's on a journey to find himself. |
#307075* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Eric: did you run any kind of hardware diagnostics?
Zak Jacobson: Yep
Eric: what did you do?
Zak Jacobson: i googled a lotComment: Google is a Diagnostic.
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#307078* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<xplat> ◯_○
<geheimdienst> U+17F83B LARGE ASYMMETRIC EYE OF UNHEALTHY APPEARANCE |
#307151* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
00:18 < altoid> either way
00:18 < altoid> fuck you all.
00:18 < altoid> too bad fow isn't here so i can kick him
00:18 < FreeFull> altoid: You could kick me if it'll make you feel better
00:18 < altoid> nto rly
00:19 < Dave2> fuck me how did it get to 2319
00:19 < FreeFull> altoid: Come on, you can feel your hands hovering over your keyboard
00:19 < FreeFull> Just waiting to kick someone
00:20 < amee2k> take me, take me!
00:20 -!- mode/##socialites [+o altoid] by ChanServ
00:20 -!- FreeFull was kicked from ##socialites by altoid [k]
00:20 -!- altoid was kicked from ##socialites by altoid [u2]Comment: most epic tab completion failure in a long time
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#307157* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-Zybot- Cruel has been invited to #AllNiteCafe.
<+x9> PARTY ALL NIGHT
* Cruel (Sup@r.sekret.agent) has joined #AllNiteCafe
<~Zypur> I was a quick wet boy, diving too deep for coins.
* ToastBot sets mode: +v Cruel
* +Cruel (Sup@r.sekret.agent) has left #AllNiteCafe (Leaving)
<+x9> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<+x9> :( |
#307166* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@JuniperJaxx> JAXX4PREZ
<@aikidont> Make me the director of the FDA
<@aikidont> So I can get endless amounts of food and drugs.
<@aedinius> JuniperJaxx: Make me director of DEA
<@aedinius> JuniperJaxx: So I can endless amounts of better drugs
<@aikidont> aedinius, you got me there..
<@aikidont> I'll trade you cancer drugs for your cancer and shit for heroin or something.
<@aedinius> No deal. |
#307183* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< salmondine> Or you can call him salmondine he is horrible Off this channel too LOL
< Frost> LOL
< salmondine|> how about there? what about here? can you feel me now?
< Frost> It's hilarious to read this now that I know you're two different people. :)
-!- salmondine is now known as Pixie
< salmondine|> thats better
< Pixie> OK thats sal
< Pixie> Hi all im the brains behind Salmondines work or maybe just the one who feeds him LOL
< Pixie> sometimes LOL
< Frost> bwahaha
< salmondine|> don't take credit for my brains it only makes you look bad
< Pixie> Amen |
#307225* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
12:32 < meway> how do you install flash-player in fedora xD
12:33 < meway> lmao I'm drunk
12:33 < meway> I tried typing /join #tmw-private in a terminal
12:34 < meway> and I'm already in that channel
12:34 < meway> on another server
12:45 * meway points out that he's drunk
12:46 * Freeyorp points out that it is no excuse
12:46 * meway gets hit with a buzz killer
12:47 <~Freeyorp> If it is affecting your thought processes so much, perhaps you shouldn't be on right now?
12:47 < meway> Freeyorp, nah it make me not care so I thought it would be the perfect op
<snip an hour of support questions that don't seem any different than usual>
14:11 * o11c wonders if meway is *always* drunk
14:12 < meway> lol not always
14:12 < meway> I usually a warn aahad of time
14:12 < meway> ahead*
21:59 < meway> lol I'm still drunk :)
22:03 < meway> jose cuervo :)
22:18 * meway gets a beer
22:18 < meway> brbComment: timestamps in meway's timezone
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#307265* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Ali-G> o11c: Ok, I made a lot of commits even though 1 would of been enough. I'm learning but I guess that now, I got up to where I want.
< Ali-G> but I have what I wanted*
< o11c> git rebase -i
< o11c> then squash
< Ali-G> seems it didn't work... it listed me some commands
< Ali-G> o11c: ^
< o11c> read it
< o11c> I know nothing of git but what I learned by RTFMingComment: at least Ali-G is eager and productive
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#307272* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
10:33:00 -!- aryan [75c4f663@platinum-B603F6B1.mibbit.com] has joined #themanaworld
10:33:13 < aryan> anyone there?
10:34:02 -!- aryan [75c4f663@platinum-B603F6B1.mibbit.com] has quit [Quit: mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]
10:42:33 <&o11c> no
10:44:11 < Yubaba> hes gone
10:44:22 <&o11c> exactly |
#307317* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
skyboy: imgur > photobucket
TheLurkerMan: ^
xRawr: ^
ApprenticeChief: ^ |
#307360* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sekyourbox> if you are good at rolling craps there is money to be made
<sekyourbox> poker and craps are really games of skill if you know what you are doing |
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