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#307381* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@slav3_kitten> fatNINJA, i'll buy it then resell it to you for 150 more
< fatNINJA> Who what now?
<@slav3_kitten> the pistol you want
< fatNINJA> Oh. Well fuck you then.
< fatNINJA> I can go get a factory recert one for less than that.
<@slav3_kitten> 100 more?
<@slav3_kitten> think of me like lay away... you're going to pay some interest
<@slav3_kitten> and my transfer fees
< fatNINJA> Yeah well I'll pass and just go and buy direct.
<@slav3_kitten> i'd have to atleat get 50 more to cover shipping and transfer to me, then shipping from my ffl to yours
< fatNINJA> Or... I could just bid myself?
<@slav3_kitten> <fatNINJA> Who's gonna buy the unloved Sig for me?
<@slav3_kitten> you could, but you asked
< fatNINJA> Yeah well I was sleepy and thus can't be held accountable.
< fatNINJA> Ehh, if this gets bid any higher I won't be able to afford it anyway.
< fatNINJA> Bah! Sime one snipped my auction on a broken droid eris.
< fatNINJA> sniped even
<@slav3_kitten> that gives you more money to buy gun
< fatNINJA> I don't really need to buy any more this year.
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< fatNINJA> Squik! You'll save me, want you? Some damn feline is trying to rip me off!
<@slav3_kitten> Squik, i'll cut you in for 35% of the profits, and a lovely night of sexComment: furnet
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#307383* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Gazgoyle: Yeah man, I do like working as a labourer for my gf's dad
Gazgoyle: £60 a day
Gazgoyle: For like 6 hours work
Helge Sverre: hmm not bad i guess :P
Gazgoyle: Yeah man, £10 an hour :D
Helge Sverre: no shit, i can count :D
Gazgoyle: :/ you sure? As when I last checked, you couldn't remember your own ageComment: Skype Convo
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#307391* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Glaug-Eldare> i am touching my penis with a muffin tin
<Glaug-Eldare> is this erotic for you
<Skarlet> pump
<Skarlet> pump the shaft
<RapidStrike> why are you touching your penis with a muffin tin Glaug
<Glaug-Eldare> it gives me peace of mind!!! leave me alone!!!!
<RapidStrike> no!!!!
<Alisaihin> I guess you want creamy muffins, huh?
<Alisaihin> pffffft
<Newfur> XD
<Dread> XD
<Acaiath> EWWW
<Freakin> cream filled muffins?
* Acaiath pukes
<RapidStrike> porn muffins
<Dread> this sounds like one of my cooking classes
<Acaiath> i was eating a cheesecake muffin
<Acaiath> EWWW
<Freakin> that's called a cupcake if the icing is on top lol
<Alisaihin> Dread: I question the methods of your last cooking class if all the guys wanked into the muffins |
#307394* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<crimson> :o c===3
<DellGuy> :-\
<crimson> :o c===3
<crimson> :o c===3
<crimson> :o c===3
<crimson> :oc===3
<crimson> :o===3
<crimson> :o==3
<crimson> :o=3
<crimson> :3
<DellGuy> i dont think it can hold its breath that long
<DellGuy> you better pull out
<crimson> :o=3
<crimson> :o==3
<crimson> :o===3
<crimson> :oc===3
<crimson> :o c===3
<crimson> :o c===3
<crimson> :o c===3 |
#307398* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* TDJACR stares at the crowd.
< nathan> FINE
* nathan gets the bricks and mortar out
< nathan> time to fix the fourth wall again :|Comment: Someone has to do the job..
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#307405* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-!- aarobc [~AAC@97.75.x.x] has joined #sparkfun
<aarobc> Hello, has anyone worked with the 1337 RTC before? I made a breakout for one, connected it up but I'm not getting anything out of it. I hooked up my logic sniffer but nothing is coming out of SCL or SDA at all. Is there something I'm missing? I've not worked with i2c before, do I have to send some string first before it sends data?
<myself248> Y0 D00D THAT'Z A K-RAD R7C CH1P
<aarobc> myself248: lol, I know, probably subliminally drawn to it because of that lol.
<aarobc> but srsly though, anyone?
<myself248> sorry, can't help ya there. |
#307411* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
I'm Teh Fapper
Yes I'm teh real Fapper
All you other non-fappers
Are not very dapper |
#307423* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DigiDuncan> Anyone *echos*
<DigiDuncan> .8b is anyone on?
<+Lemieux> About as likely as pigs flying.
<DigiDuncan> Ah...
<DigiDuncan> Fudge.Comment: ##freebasic on irc.freenode.net
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#307449* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
HelgeSverre: *link to pastebin post* I compiled myself a little list i'd like to call "THE BEST SONGS IN THE FUCKING WORLD 1.0".Comment: OverTheGun.com
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#307456* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< arubin> They go apeshit looking for the domain controller all of the time.
< vinleod> "Where's my Mommy?"Comment: irc.freenode.com #programming
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#307457* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LivingHumanoidInterface> <image of horseshoe crabs mating>
<LivingHumanoidInterface> awww yeah
* [ka]killer turns on the porn music
<Jazzu> I imagine like
<Jazzu> there's a little flap on the rear that opens up to allow penetration with a hard-shelled prehistoric dong
<LivingHumanoidInterface> a docking bay of sorts
<Jazzu> yeah, exactly |
#307507* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Nami> Ali-G I did not recieve any new forum PM's from you, other than the love letters |
#307513* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+hitman> aydiosmio: you need a male sma
<+hitman> apparently I am gender confused
<@aydiosmio> :| can you post a photo?
<+hitman> ha
<+hitman> ok
<@aydiosmio> thanks |
#307524* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<-- arya_ has left #Shareaza-Italian (Fuck this, I am going to Hogwarts!) |
#307545* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FaxCelestis> !which cake sodomy
<Rhona> sodomy
<FaxCelestis> ...never fails |
#307559* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ToiletBomber> Your mom's mouth contains piss.
<Gfoley4> now, now.
<ToiletBomber> I'm only stating a fact, bro.
<Thorncrag> {{cn}}
* derp tases ToiletBomber.
* ToiletBomber tases derp in a recusion loop taser.
* derp tases ToiletBomber in a recusion loop taser.
* ToiletBomber tases derp in a recusion loop taser.
* ToiletBomber licks Eagles247.
* derp gives ToiletBomber a prositute to play with.
* ToiletBomber gives the prostitute to Pilif12p
<Pilif12p> yay
<Pilif12p> wait
<wctaiwan> derp: you're for hire?
<Pilif12p> new or used?
<Gfoley4> o_o
<derp> new.
<derp> wctaiwan :P
<Peter-C> Gfoley4 - bed, now
* Peter-C tucks Gfoley4 in with derp
* derp tucks Gfoley4 in with Peter-C
<Gfoley4> sry
<Peter-C> >:|
* Peter-C kicks derp
* derp kicks Peter-C
<Peter-C> damnit >:(
* wctaiwan locks the door from the outsideComment: How to properly use the {{cn}} template on wikipedia
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#307566* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
@TheNoodle : \o/
@TheNoodle found services
[Quit-#bowlofnoodles] BoNBot (Bot@bowlofnoodles.net) (hub.bluehell.org services.bluehell.org)
@TheNoodle : o.o |
#307635* (?/56) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-!- Emmis [Emmis@Difficult.to.say] has joined #LunasLoftOOC
-!- mode/#LunasLoftOOC [+h Emmis] by Celestia
<%Emmis> What the heck, why was I kicked O.O;
<%Emmis> I didn't even notice I wasn't here lol
<%Trixter> lol
<%Trixter> it happened a while ago
<%Trixter> Blacklight actually purged the channel
<%Trixter> ppl were impersonating others and it annoyed him
<%Trixter> he tempbanned himself for power abuse afterwards
<%Emmis> lol wth
<%Trixter> IKR?
<%Trixter> Blacklight gonna BlacklightComment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307656* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cmnky> i just woke up, whatever it was, it's not my fault ... and your yellow saturday gold pants are ugly
<cmnky> golfComment: ##linux on freenode
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#307657* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Kenji] large god portion, was only 98p
[Kenji] cod.. |
#307662* (?/64) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Spose> Holy ****! What is this?! Forged in gods very flame! Do my eyes, tell me lies, a new Elder Scrolls game?
< BlacklightBusy> > new Elder Scrolls game
< BlacklightBusy> OH GOSH NOT ANOTHER SKYRIM
< BlacklightBusy> DEAR CELESTIA NO
< Testsubject75> Wait....
< Testsubject75> New. elder scrolls game?
< Spose> BlacklightBusy: OH GOSH NOT ANOTHER SKYRIM
< Spose> >Implying Skyrim was bad.
< BlacklightBusy> …no…
< BlacklightBusy> I just don't want another round over overused memes
< BlacklightBusy> e.g., arrow-to-the-knww
< BlacklightBusy> knee *
< BlacklightBusy> see, even my keyboard hates it :P
< Testsubject75> Lol
< Spose> I used to make arrow to the knee jokes like you.
< BlacklightBusy> …
< BlacklightBusy> NO
< BlacklightBusy> NO
-!- BlacklightBusy [Blackl@cloud-4c2ins.Cape_Sunrise.Equestria] has left #EquestriaDaily ["#EquestriaDaily (Spose)"]
< Spose> But then I got bored of it.
-!- BlacklightBusy [Blackl@cloud-4c2ins.Cape_Sunrise.Equestria] has joined #EquestriaDaily
< BlacklightBusy> …oh. In that case, nvm -.-Comment: #EquestriaDaily on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307690* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Nicki Minaj has that super-duper pooper scooper bass. |
#307692* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<huddler> I have a question, is inspirircd still being developed? and updated?
<SmallR2002> huddler: no, they use a series of 8 balls to create bits of data and input them into the code |
#307715* (?/54) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrMooMoo> Gosh I think Im weird.
<MrMooMoo> ¿Agree?
<Cakeness> Your in a fandom where we all love a little girls show about ponies. WE are as weird as it gets X
<Cakeness> XD
<%Kembe> mhmm
<%Kembe> not to meantion...
<%Kembe> !rule i^34
<&LunaBot> Rules of the Internet, section 34: There is porn of it. No exceptions.
<MrMooMoo> Well I don't think that part is weird.Comment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307733* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rolo> I should be in charge of the world
<Rolo> Set this shit straight
<Caaz> I have a feeling beheadings would be a normal thing.
<Rolo> That's because they would be
<Rolo> It would be a utopia for little girls, and hell on Earth for idiots and assholes
<Lord-Harlot> I shall follow you to the ends of the earth Rolo
<Lord-Harlot> you have my axe
<Ancalagon> I don't know how much little girls really enjoy getting fucked senseless.
<Caaz> They love it, you can tell by their body, disregard their words.
<Caaz> Trust me, I'm a doctor.
<Ancalagon> Damnit Jim. I'm a paedophile, not a doctor. |
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