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This quote has been fermenting for 13 years and has been voted on 34 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 45.7% chance of being approved.

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<@slav3_kitten> fatNINJA, i'll buy it then resell it to you for 150 more
< fatNINJA> Who what now?
<@slav3_kitten> the pistol you want
< fatNINJA> Oh. Well fuck you then.
< fatNINJA> I can go get a factory recert one for less than that.
<@slav3_kitten> 100 more?
<@slav3_kitten> think of me like lay away... you're going to pay some interest
<@slav3_kitten> and my transfer fees
< fatNINJA> Yeah well I'll pass and just go and buy direct.
<@slav3_kitten> i'd have to atleat get 50 more to cover shipping and transfer to me, then shipping from my ffl to yours
< fatNINJA> Or... I could just bid myself?
<@slav3_kitten> <fatNINJA> Who's gonna buy the unloved Sig for me?
<@slav3_kitten> you could, but you asked
< fatNINJA> Yeah well I was sleepy and thus can't be held accountable.
< fatNINJA> Ehh, if this gets bid any higher I won't be able to afford it anyway.
< fatNINJA> Bah! Sime one snipped my auction on a broken droid eris.
< fatNINJA> sniped even
<@slav3_kitten> that gives you more money to buy gun
< fatNINJA> I don't really need to buy any more this year.
-!- Squik has joined #gunfurries
< fatNINJA> Squik! You'll save me, want you? Some damn feline is trying to rip me off!
<@slav3_kitten> Squik, i'll cut you in for 35% of the profits, and a lovely night of sex
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