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#306394* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AzaToth> a file extension doesn't mean a shit :-P
<Dragonfly6-7> unless it's .poop |
#306401* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+aeridus> you're such a sadist :P
<@pheand_> only because it's funny! |
#306413* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@BeijingRona> oh your english?
<kenny> yup
<remy> hah go see a dentist
<kenny> noob
<kenny> not all brits have teeth like sugar puffs y'know
<remy> :) |
#306418* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kljsdfhklj> Olson: are tri faces bad?
<Olson> kljsdfhklj, depends.. i'll say yes, from my point of view as a subdivision modeller
<kljsdfhklj> oh. is "boned" a badword?
<Olson> kljsdfhklj, triangle is a bad word.. mmkay :P
<kljsdfhklj> I'm triangled then.Comment: In a 3D modelling channel. #blender on freenode.
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#306421* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Damian> Can you teach yourself lucid dreaming?!
<aidalgol> Damian: Not AFAIK.
<Damian> That would be like teaching yourself to have wet dreams |
#306430* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Levo75> I'm high.
<Levo75> AS FUCK.
<CVR12> when aren't you?
<Levo75> Sometimes.
<CVR12> bullshit |
#306457* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* ~iLoveTofu whips it out in front of M[a]jesty
* ~iLoveTofu starts pissing on the flowers
* ~iLoveTofu turns around and pees on M[a]jestys leg
<~iLoveTofu> ahhhh
<~iLoveTofu> k done |
#306471* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<%Paigeeee> i got an A in english
<@SimonLovesPaigeeee> i dont even know what i got for english yet
<%tet> psh liar
<%tet> there are no A's in english...
<@SimonLovesPaigeeee> i didnt get my results yet
<@SimonLovesPaigeeee> tet
<@SimonLovesPaigeeee> yes there is
<%Paigeeee> hahahhaa
<%Paigeeee> anglais
<@SimonLovesPaigeeee> tet us and uk grades are different
<%tet> simon
<%tet> spell english
<%tet> dont worry ill wait
<%Paigeeee> LOL
<%Paigeeee> He means the letter
<@SimonLovesPaigeeee> LOL
<@SimonLovesPaigeeee> wowComment: Simon isn't the American.
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#306494* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CoolHandLuke>: what sorta coding
<Demosthenes>: TCL
<CoolHandLuke>: tcl? what's tcl
<Mrs_Grima_Wormtongue>: He meant TLC. He wants you to code while chasing waterfalls in an SUV.
<Mrs_Grima_Wormtongue>: Don't do this. |
#306499* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<aidalgol> What happened to just tonyb?
<tonyb486> My nickname is aroused - it grows like that
<tonyb486> 486 is in centimeters. |
#306554* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@brandon> my care lever is at 0%
<@Ryu> i know
<@brandon> :)(
<@Ryu> mines at -0.1%
<@brandon> haha
<@Ryu> someday i might reach your level of caring
<@brandon> lolComment: can you feel the love?
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#306559* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
11:42 < v43> i scripted my WEP crack to do it in 11 seconds instead of like 40
typing everything in xD
11:42 < bodis> I am a site manager on construction site, this is my hobby :)
11:42 < bodis> right wwhat the hell is xD?
11:43 < bodis> been meaning to ask that for a long time :)
11:43 < v43> tilt your head to the left :o
11:43 < bodis> what?
11:43 < v43> lol...
11:44 < v43> [url deleted]
11:44 < v43> like that
11:44 < bodis> lol
11:45 < bodis> right lets recap... what does xD mean?
11:45 < v43> that cats face
11:45 < bodis> dont say tilt your heAD PLEASE
11:45 < v43> :) :( xD x) :D >:( >:)
11:45 < bodis> am I loosing my wits?
11:45 -!- reactor [~reactor@unaffiliated/reactor] has joined #crunchbang
11:46 < bodis> still dont get it
11:46 * v43 just facepalmed
11:46 < v43> dont worry bout it then
11:46 < v43> lol
11:46 < bodis> lol
11:50 < reactor> hey folkz
11:50 < v43> hola
11:50 < apie> hey that
11:50 < apie> hey there*
11:52 < reactor> hey that
11:52 < reactor> xD
11:52 < apie> xD
11:52 < v43> xD
11:52 < bodis> bah
11:52 < v43> lol
11:53 < reactor> why did kbmonkey change name?
11:53 < bodis> ./kill xD |
#306595* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<xvedejas> lol
<xvedejas> one of my math professors likes limp bizkit
<pthag> cut my Qs into pieces
<pthag> that's how I made my RsComment: Dedekind cuts
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#306624* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Fireant left the chat room. (Quit: *Disappear in a soundless explosion of magical light*)
BlacklightShining: ooh, dramatic exit
Kein left the chat room. (Quit: )
BlacklightShining: ooh, not-so-dramatic exitComment: #EquestriaDaily on irc.geekshed.net
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#306636* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@DJOrwell> I am a one-man army in the war against timeComment: EsperNet; #mindprobe
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#306644* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[DarkestShadow] its was so easy to block and delete articles before you and DE became admins... now hardly any are deleted
[Soxra] lol, whatcha mean?
[DarkestShadow] it was sarcasm
[Soxra] ah.
[Soxra] sarcasm is iffy on the internet
[DarkestShadow] thats what makes it so fun
[Soxra] lol
[DarkestShadow] I can fool anyone I wanted XD
[Soxra] no you cant
[DarkestShadow] really? I got you a minute ago
[Soxra] ^ sarcasm
• Soxra just gave you a taste of your own medicine
[DarkestShadow] bastard |
#306667* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[Andrew Hazard] hey any girls here ???
[Eradinus] What the...why!?!
[T0p D0g] 100 girls i bottle
[Andrew Hazard] wat kind of sector is this
[Vaish] yes andrew, lots of girls
[Andrew Hazard] ones u can talk 2 right
[Vaish] yep
[Vaish] but im a guy so dont talk 2 me
[Vaish] lol :D
[Andrew Hazard] cool is there any willin 2 talk wit me
[Omini] no they're all out touching up good looking people :(
[Vaish] like me.
[Stephen James Komenko Jr] lmao
[Stephen James Komenko Jr] don't lie Vaish
[T0p D0g] lol
[Vaish] i tell the truth!!!
[Stephen James Komenko Jr] lmao right.
[Omini] your mum doesn't count, Vaish
[Stephen James Komenko Jr] omg rofl
[Vaish] my mom is dead..
[Omini] was wondering why she didnt say no... |
#306685* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< greyblue9> .slogan Apple TV
<+Wadsworth> Apple TV is a female force.
<+n3xg3n> .slogan Steve Jobs
< scanf> it is true, all girls use apple/love apple
<+Wadsworth> Lucky Steve Jobs. |
#306688* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<patsfanczar> It has a couple links which won't move easily
<patsfanczar> I tried lubing with WD40, but it did nothing
<platnicat> Now
<platnicat> Read that last message without context
<patsfanczar> wd40: redneck lubeComment: FurNet, PM
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#306705* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ThePCKid>: Well,
<ThePCKid>: it sucked. Period
<Grimace>: uhhh
<tucuxia>: that's a child's answer
<Grimace>: guys
<ThePCKid>: No matter what I did
<dothefreddy>: oh yes, that answered the questionComment: irc.technoized.com #dc
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#306711* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
maplesugarlover: MichaelXX2 is TwilightSparkle ?
BlueProtoman: Yes.
TwilightSparkle: Yep
MichaelXX2 [add9df76@gateway/web/freenode/ip.173.217.223.118] entered the room.
TwilightSparkle: PROOF OF THIS
(10:20:21 PM) TwilightSparkle: Hi MichaelXX2
MichaelXX2: fuck yourself
TwilightSparkle: okay
MichaelXX2 left the room (quit: Disconnected by services).
maplesugarlover: 0_0
BlueProtoman: Bring him back.
maplesugarlover: yeah, I want to talk to the non mlp personality
TwilightSparkle: what
TwilightSparkle: why
BlueProtoman: I wanna tell him something.
TwilightSparkle is now known as MichaelXX2
MichaelXX2: WHAT
BlueProtoman: *Please* fuck yourself.
MichaelXX2: kComment: #openpandora on Freenode
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#306714* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<~lys> well I'm stupid
<+Randy-> Obv.
<+Randy-> But why?
<~lys> well my mum sent me out to get some groceries, so I get in the minivan that I share with my brother
<~lys> this minivan has lots of problems, but the main one is the parking brake
<~lys> the brake itself works fine, but the thing you pull on to release the brake is broken
<~lys> so lately we haven't been using the parking brake
<~lys> but I get in there and it turns out my brother set the parking brake
<~lys> in order to release it I have to open the door, get out of the car, and reach up under the pedal
<~lys> so I do that
<~lys> turns out I had left the car in reverse
<+Randy-> xD
<~lys> so it starts rolling
<~lys> I manage to get inside and put my foot on the brake, but not before the door (which is still open of course) gets caught on the side of my mom's minivan
<~lys> so now the door won't close
<+Randy-> ouchhhComment: BoredIRC #din
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#306717* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<emmar> It's Amateur Radio and Open Source RELATED TO AMATEUR RADIO
<emmar> Ponies != Related to open source
<w5dic> emmar: ooooohhhhh... well then. should we discuss the possible ramifications of signal propegation during the occurance of a Sonic Rainboom then?
<@kb3cs> hmm.. sonic rainboom seems to cause variable refraction of visible light .. so other E-M phenomena may well also be affected.
<w5dic> kb3cs: yes, my point exactly.. it could possibly cause a doppler-like frequency modification effect to any signal nearby
<w5dic> Plus, there is a distinct atmospheric moisture component of it... just look what it did to Pinkie Pie's hair, as well as the rainbow light defraction.
<Oryx> w5dic, it also must have caused considerable EMI, I mean look at how it enhanced Twilights magic long enough for her to hatch Spike..
<w5dic> Indeed, perhaps that is why the ponies live in a pre-technological society, the rainboom would fry any electronic equipment exposed to it other than the most simple machines
<emmar> There are new episodes of my little ponies?
<Oryx> emmar, not until December
<emmar> Oryx: Hopefully the mayan apocalypse was predicted one year late then
<PresentedIn4D> Haters gonna hate, ponies gonna pwn.Comment: #hamradio
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#306762* (?/50) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Plorf|Montreal (~lstkiuxvc@protectedhost-E9E4F1CC.telus.adsl.akn.ca) joined the chat room.
• BucketBot hands Plorf|Montreal a free bucket!
Plorf|Montreal: sure is buckets in here
AtomicBrony: Yep
Blums: if you have too many buckets you can toss your buckets into a bucket
Blums: so you only have to carry one bucket
BlacklightShining: yo, Blums, I'm real happy for you, an I'mma let you finish, but THIS IS THE BEST BUCKET OF ALL TIME
BlacklightShining kicked Blums from the chat room. ( *chucks a heavy bucket at Blums* )Comment: #BucketOfOOC on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#306800* (?/50) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kit> Form of - A COCK TRAIN!
<iEmperor> Shape of - A TUNNEL!
* Kit plows into Nick
* iEmperor collapses!
<iEmperor> Ouch D: |
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