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Jayshun: HOLY SHIT
Jayshun: HOLY SHIT
Jayshun: HOLY SHIT
Jayshun: SAW JOEY'S GIRLFRIEND.
Jean: ??????????????????
Jean: AND
Jean: AAAAANDD
Jayshun: GRAB YOUR HARPOONS, JEAN.
Jean: PUT WITH IT MAN
Jayshun: WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A WHALE.
Jean: OUT EVEN
Jayshun: NOTHING.
Jayshun: AND I MEAN, /NOTHING/,
Jean: You have been disconnected.
Jean: "Jean (SneakySleepEater)" signed on at Thu Jan 14 01:37:38 2010.
Jayshun: LIKE THE PICS SHE FOUND ON MYSPACE.
Jean: explain
Jayshun: Okay.
Jayshun: Pics on MySpace made him believe he had grabbed a total california babe.
Jayshun: And I mean, big tits, bleach blonde hair, great smile, the works.
Jayshun: I get there.
Jayshun: I see two beached whales.
Jayshun: One's his house-mate, the other is his girlfriend.
Jayshun: Whale, pasty white, brown hair.
Jayshun: Good god man.
Jayshun: And she doesn't even look 18.
Jean: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
J ean: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jayshun: I got him alone.
Jean: I TOLD YOU THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET
Jayshun: I was like, "Dissapointment scale, 1 to 10"
Jayshun: Responded with an 8.
Jayshun: I was like, "I don't want to say I told you so, but you did fuck up."
Jean: did he say anything after?
Jayshun: That I was right.
Jayshun: With a "Sssssssss...Yeaaaaaaaaah."
Jayshun: And then I told him I'm going to tell you all about this.
Jayshun: And he called me a dick.
Jayshun: So, call me a dick, at least I don't have a whale to take care of.
Jean: man
Jean: talk about a heavy load?
Jean: GET IT!?!?!?!
Jayshun: YES.
Jayshun: I GET JOKES.
Jean: oh god
Jean: how priceless
Jean: no shemale but good enough
Jayshun: tRUTH.
Jean: no wonder she's "afraid of big crouds"
Jayshun: lol
Jean: she is a big croud
Jayshun: Yeah.
Jayshun: She's really really shut in.
Jayshun: I really think she's borderline autistic.
Jayshun: THat was a profitable trip.
Jayshun: I got some tea, gas, and a good laugh.
Jean: hahaha
Jean: whats her name
Jean: helga
Jean: bertha
Jayshun: Nicole.
Jayshun: Or Nikki.
Jean: fat people name
Jayshun: Hey now, I don't have a fat person name.
Jayshun: Unless you call me Snorlax.
Jean: lol
Jean: or tiny
Jayshun: lol irony.
Jean: oh man
Jean: priceless
Jean: internet relationships never cease to amaze me |