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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 28 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 45.6% chance of being approved.

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<eric the red> : ok how about this
<eric the red> : we buy a field of locusts and use it to convince the catholic church that one of us is the antichrist
<eric the red> : then once they're convinced they will have to help us take over the world thinking it will fulfill the prophecies in the bible making jesus come back sooner
<eric the red> : and seeing how fucking rich the vatican is they could do some serious shit
<Rob-anaut> : i know... u be the anti christ and i'll b the christ... sound good?
<Rob-anaut> : i just want to see the look on their faces when we r all buddy buddy to each other
<Rob-anaut>  : lol
<eric the red>: hahahahah
<eric the red>: yeah really
<eric the red>: there was a good comic about this if I can find it
nope can't find it
<Rob-anaut> : they will b all like " umm.. jesus sir?"
and i'll b like "what now?"
“aren't u sposed to have an epic battle with him?”
“no“
“umm... thats what—“
“thats what my dad's fucking book sed?? did it ever occur to u meat sacks that i dont give a fuck what my dad says... the last time i did something for him i fucking died!!!... do u really think that we'd b on good terms after that?... seriously...”
<Rob-anaut> : “... i was sposed to come back like 10 years ago but i told him "no.. fuck u dad!!" and went to my room and played halo”
<Rob-anaut> : lol
<eric the red> : hahahahaha
<eric the red> : that's awesome
<Rob-anaut> : ya.. i know
<Rob-anaut> : they'd b devistated
<Rob-anaut> : lol
<eric the red> : yep
<Rob-anaut> : then i'd b like "ok bro, lets go kik some ass on halo before we blow these fuckers to smitherines"
<Rob-anaut> : lol
<Rob-anaut> : i'd b like "thank dad for nuclear bombs"
<Rob-anaut> : lol
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