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#284552* (?/50) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
What's it called if you give someone an exorcism? Is it exercising? |
#285887* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
hkdriftxl: Good for you young padaone!
iGenius52: padawan*
iGenius52: what phail american nerdism |
#287900* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kemmy> kemco?
<Kemmy> lolno
<Ignus> o.o
[Garurumon] xD
[Garurumon] lolyes
<Kemmy> NO
[Garurumon] cuz
[Garurumon] its close to kenco coffee
[Garurumon] XD
<Kemmy> I AM NOT OPEN LATE D:<
<Kemmy> oh
[Garurumon] XDDD
<Kemmy> i was thinking Costco
<Kemmy> like the store thing |
#293009* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<host>You want to know what goes great with champagne?
<host>...
<host>Burritos!!! |
#294377* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
onslaught axe makes a very mexican smelling body spray
onslaught i forgot what the name of it is
ham "border river that you crossed at 3am"
ham or: effluvium |
#294397* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* himbamcky wakes up
* HappyChef slaps himbamcky around a bit with a large trout
* himbamcky slaps HappyChef with a little bit of perl script.
* HappyChef slaps himbamcky around a bit with a superior php script
* himbamcky slaps HappyChef around a bit with a complex-superior C script
* HappyChef blocks with a C# script
* himbamcky jabs with a bash script and wins the game.
<HappyChef> :[ |
#294399* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Isn't there some redundancy of information (each sperm will share a large proportion of genes with its collegues) - so the information bandwidth stays just a little higher than that of a single sperm. |
#294534* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+bknj> time to eat.....bbl
* +bknj (~barndt398@horny-7B943573.nwrknj.east.verizon.net) has left #fem_fantasies
<+strht> don't trust me
<+Smiley> I picked out a collar but going to wait I think.. would like to give it in person
<+Lexi> mmmmm much better in person; I wouldn't do it any other way. :)
<+strht> i need to get my cat fixed and i can't find a vet that won't vaccinate him
<+Smiley> I bought her some gels and vibe and anal beed vibe |
#294779* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Kodan882: I shall now commence annoying you for no reason.
Kodan882: Linux sucks.
Kokushoku Karasu: Why does it suck?
Kodan882: Microsoft rules.
Kodan882: Open source is a ripoff.
Kokushoku Karasu: Uhm... oxymoron.
Kokushoku Karasu: MS ripped off far more people than Torvalds/Stallman ever did.
Kodan882: You better watch out, you better not cry, better not pout I'm telling you why!
Santa Claus is coming to town!
He's making a list and checking it twice! Gonna find out who's naughty or nice. Santa Claus is coming to town!!
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. So be good for goodness sake! Oh you better watch out, you better not cry! Better not pout I'm telling you why! Santa Claus is coming to town!!
Kodan882: Told you.
Kokushoku Karasu: That sounds like a peeping tom and/or a child child molester.
Kodan882: I can continue.
Kodan882: ADMIT DEFEAT!
Kokushoku Karasu: About? |
#294827* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<bog> Battlestar.Galactica.S04E11.720p.HDTV.x264-CTU[NUKED]
<bog> oh, the irony |
#295063* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Katrina> There isn't enough porn (that I can find) of bitches just being gagged and tied up and thrown out in public for men to use as they like,whether the whore wants it or not.
<Nerafim> Haha tf...
<Nerafim> I.e. rape?>.>
<Katrina> Yes.
<Nerafim> Yeah I kind of was looking for that also.
<Rin> lol
<Rin> you sick people
<Rin> me too |
#295118* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
atari2600a: hallo
niguar: [CREDITCARDCENSORED] 333 03/10 phils visa
niguar: oops
niguar: hi |
#295135* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<chini> Here's 1 ignorant calln some1 else ignorant. I believe dat b4 1 talks bout 1 else, dey should learn basic grammar. It's an ignorant, not a ignorant. |
#295253* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Anyone here do that crazy fox stuff?.
I am from Kuwait and learning to write in English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "Finding finance, low and no cash business financing strategies, marshall bird, business start ups."
THX :-D, Philip.Comment: Ativan online
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#295282* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SambucusNigra> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggh...!
<SambucusNigra> I read the queue on qdb.us. you saw this quote about flies on wikipedia, right?
<agathodemon> flies are annoying? :)
<SambucusNigra> yea.
<SambucusNigra> I go there and see: "This is an old revision of this page, as edited by 173.75.219.124 (Talk) at 18:01, 14 February 2009. It may differ significantly from the current revision."
<SambucusNigra> I click the *current revision* link and see:
<SambucusNigra> "flies are annoying"
<SambucusNigra> ...
<SambucusNigra> I think the 1234567890 time might have caused and overflow and destabilized the universe... because otherwise, I'm gonna kill myself.Comment: isn't that enough?
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#295296* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
I dream about Randall Munroe doing my math homework. |
#295508* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<061047> * roxahris has joined
<061126> * roxtop Quit (Ping timeout)
<061140> * roxahrus Quit (Ping timeout)
<061334> * roxahrus has joined
<061348> <redrum> rox get your goddamn internet fixed
<061354> <redrum> we're tired of you pinging out all the damn time
<061401> <redrum> happens every fucking day
<061422> * roxahris Quit (Ping timeout)
<061427> <redrum> >( |
#295576* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Devilbunny> basically just tell her that people online don't believe that you're anywhere near a cute girl, and they're asking for pictures to prove it. Then let her see what you're typing - better clear the buffer - and let her type a response. Tell her to type "I really am a hot girl."
<Devilbunny> or something
<Cliff_> Devilbunny, I really am a hot girl
<GaidinBDJ> !topic
<GaidinBDJ> Actually what would really prove is is have her type "I love anal sex from burly men"Comment: #fark
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#295613* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
vector40 |
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<realityiswhere> Some 20 year olds had sex in a changing room and smeared 2 (full) condoms on the mirror when i worked at a clothing store. |
#295625* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Deltantor> You seriously cant beat a rock with voyager, the doctor, someone who looks like chakotay or tom paris, janeway, and tuvok
<+GaidinBDJ> Deltantor: Yes, I could. I could have a Seven of Nine RealDoll
<Deltantor> GaidinBDJ, you win.
<+Pornosaur> sexual vinyl beats rock, rock, paper, scissors goes 4 wayComment: #fark
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#296059* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Jerald unzips and shows BH the good's
<Jerald> you like?
<Jerald> pretty good lookin watches hu?
<Jerald> lol
<wheel4hummer> i guess it's possible to get a BJ from your car
<Jerald> 25 a piece
<Jerald> WTF
<Jerald> you goddamn freak
<wheel4hummer> lol
<Jerald> man your a nasty motherfucker
<Bonehead> :|
<Jerald> i mean how the fuck man
<crazyjoe> ^ @ jerald
<wheel4hummer> it would be crazy "Hello, this is 911, what's the emergency? "MY CAR SUCKED MY BALLS INTO THE THROTTLE BODY AND THEY"RE STUCK ZOMG"
<Jerald> you gunna stick it in the exhaust while its runnin or sumn?
<wheel4hummer> no, other end
<Bonehead> topic people, topic :|
<Jerald> D:
<crazyjoe> that blows
<crazyjoe> not suck
<Jerald> ^
<Jerald> yea
<Jerald> ohh
<wheel4hummer> lool
<Jerald> hes gunna stick it in the fan
<Bonehead> yeah, but your cock inbetween the belt and a pulley instead
<Jerald> D:
<Bonehead> put*
<Jerald> xD
<Jerald> ROFL
<StigEEE> there shall be cock no more
<crazyjoe> LMAO
<crazyjoe> squish
<Jerald> XDDDDDDD
<Jerald> aww man
<crazyjoe> that would hurt if your sack got caught
<crazyjoe> crunch?
<Jerald> omfg
<Jerald> im still laughing
<Jerald> imagin him in the hospital after that
<crazyjoe> they relace it with a vagina
<Jerald> the doctor would be like WTF were you doing stickin it there in the first place?
<crazyjoe> replace*Comment: more random stupidness in #rigsofrods @Quakenet
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#296073* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(01:27:07pm) - @xFelix: nah i banned his isp... he will be back when hes done being a faggot
(01:28:40pm) - +FTL: homofob
(01:28:41pm) - +FTL: :))
(01:28:45pm) - @xFelix: deff
(01:28:59pm) - @xFelix: im on my pms homos are not allowed me atm
(01:28:59pm) - @xFelix: lol
(01:29:06pm) - +colony: who
(01:29:09pm) - @xFelix: you |
#296633* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Serena[T]> never know what those windows wielding maidens can give you
<Thuryn> internet rubbers
<Thuryn> it's called "linux" |
#296703* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
awilcox: try mono /path/to/setup now
awilcox: you have mscorlib now
lorecaster: Cannot open assembly '/path/to/setup': No such file or directory.
awilcox: lol!
jetchisel: O_O
lorecaster: just doing it straight as i'm told... i'm not prepared ot screw this up by my own stupity, i'd prefer it to be by blind obedience
lorecaster: i completely messed up my last install by taking leaps of courage... not prepared to change a keystroke now. i do a direct copy and paste from what i see here. :PComment: irc.freenode.net / #vbox
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