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#296815* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
real beauty pageComment: real beauty page
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#296819* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Motley: sup
Hodge: (Away) pam message me and tell one of my friends to wake me up
Motley: sup, name's Pam
Motley: can you wake up hodge for me? :D
Hodge: sure "pam"
Motley: thanks
Hodge: You son of a bitch.Comment: He was waiting on word of a threesome
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#297060* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zhvonte> I enjoy ragging his ass because I like the hairy taste |
#297106* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DingoPuddingo> Are you still in school/
<DingoPuddingo> ?
<ArcticFox> And I got an A still... No
<ArcticFox> College
<DingoPuddingo> o3o
<ArcticFox> And 16
<DingoPuddingo> O.O
<ArcticFox> :)
<DingoPuddingo> DAM
<DingoPuddingo> jew
<ArcticFox> Only two B's
<DingoPuddingo> jew?
<ArcticFox> Christian
<DingoPuddingo> xD
<ArcticFox> Protestant
<DingoPuddingo> lol
<ArcticFox> Lutheren
<DingoPuddingo> >.>
<ArcticFox> Luther FTW!
<DingoPuddingo> Do they threaten you with butt rape?
<DingoPuddingo> :o
<DingoPuddingo> v.v
<ArcticFox> ... That's catholic
<DingoPuddingo> i knowComment: Dingo~ lol
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#297112* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Frans: ok, typ in the bracket thingy ( < )
Dave: ok.
Frans: then you typ in img and a space
Dave: ok
Frans: then you do src="
Frans: you got that?
Dave: yeah yeah
Frans: then you typ in; y
Frans: o
Frans: u
Frans: r
Dave: ok...
Frans: a
Frans: d
Frans: i
Frans: c
Frans: k
Dave: you are a dick
Dave: owh fuck offComment: Ventrilo rocks.
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#297116* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< found_dead> I guess it's better than .
< Rev_Slid3r> thats usualy manipulating a variable in an object
< found_dead> omg.another.object.run!
< Rev_Slid3r> or calling a function from within an object
< found_dead> correct
< Rev_Slid3r> thanks found_dead that was for fords
< found_dead> you are very welcome
< Rev_Slid3r> lol
< found_dead> fords seems to be masturbating ATM
< found_dead> so I thought I would help him out
< found_dead> errrr wait
< Rev_Slid3r> ha
< fords> no. but i am still curious.
< found_dead> that is not topic worthy
< Rev_Slid3r> hahahahahahComment: #orlug
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#297298* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> Forkbomb + Bash on Cygwin != Phun. |
#297303* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
19:57 < [Dynami]> neocontra your mums saggy flaps are faggotry
19:57 < [Dynami]> like fucking HAM
<[Dynami]> she's like
<[Dynami]> look at my party trick
<[Dynami]> pulls her flaps over her head
<[Dynami > LOOK
<[Dynami > i'm a BEAN |
#297337* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
MarioMaster: like they time they told me all refrigerators and stuff had to be empty of freon before they accept them
MarioMaster: so i go to take a compressor out of this chest freezer
MarioMaster: pshhhhhhhhhhhhh |
#297366* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nathan> Windoze: A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen-bit patch to an eight-bit operating system originally coded for a four-bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition. |
#297371* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ehird> pikhq: Anyway, you're fucking nuts. (Isn't sodomy forbidden by the Bible?) |
#297449* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
dialupsucks289: we should write a routing protocol
dialupsucks289: we will make millions
t3hbillionaire: oh dear
dialupsucks289: and the packet headers go, "hey nigga, you there?" and the ones after that go "hey nigga, you still there? I got me some fried chicken for you"
t3hbillionaire: hahahaha
dialupsucks289: and the response is like, "hell yeah nigga, get yo ass ova here wit dat fried chicken. I could eat (the number of chicken pieces represents the window size) pieces of fried chicken |
#297457* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
dskaru ega7Kl0dnDduqp6s2bnp1oComment: dskaru ega7Kl0dnDduqp6s2bnp1o
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#297650* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Myhand] but there admins are retarded so I got banned
[Myhand] the ban was ridiculously unfair thoguh
[Myhand] to many log in attempsComment: #zomgwtfbbq, irc.p2p-network.net
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#297830* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Ulor> i'd like to think i'm relatively sane
Thornne> Saaaaaaaaaaaane?
Thornne> Wanna see a magic trick?
Thornne> jams a pencil into the table.
WindowField> imagines headtilt
*** Kolbard quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
WindowField> YOU KILLED KOLBARD
WindowField> YOU BASTARDComment: espernet
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#297850* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@king_of_hearts> so my girlfriend was playing with her my little ponies
<@king_of_hearts> and I tolld her that the BPA in them would give her pony cancer
<@king_of_hearts> and she said that was preposterous
<@king_of_hearts> which is a pretty long word for a sixth grader to know
<@king_of_hearts> but she reads on a seventh grade level
<@king_of_hearts> <3 |
#297896* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+GyroVorbis> Low level stuff is really my thing, though.
<+Pritam> yeah i know :)
<+M_D_K> yeah who wants to look at the clothed chick |
#299638* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Frosty> This robot wouldn't even know what the fuck do to with a woman once he captured her.
<Frosty> It has no metal rape baton.
<LOAF> Penetrate to within one micron of spine-access
<LOAF> When man had no hut, no spear, he builtComment: While watching Saturn 3
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#299828* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mdog311> apparently, the Jews are the smartest people out there
<mdog311> hmm
<mdog311> we must exterminate the Jews
<mdog311> there are to many of them, and they can easily take over the world
<mdog311> who is with me?
<_^_> do we get bitches
<_^_> ?
<mdog311> yes
<mdog311> 72 of them
<_^_> per person or in total?
<mdog311> per person
<_^_> do we have to feed them?
<mdog311> no
<_^_> i'm in
<mdog311> awsome
<mdog311> i have already made a jew killing divice
<mdog311> out of a popsicle stick
<_^_> does it get bitches?
<mdog311> yes
<_^_> how many ?
<mdog311> 71
<_^_> per person or in total?
<mdog311> per person
<_^_> do we have to feed them?
<mdog311> no
<_^_> i'm in
<mdog311> awsome
<mdog311> now everyone must suck my dick
<_^_> do we get bitches? |
#299856* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< ross`> Kevin`: YUO DONT FUCKING GET IT
<@Kevin`> it takes you 2 hours to boot from usb?
< ross`> I DID MY GOD DAMN RESEARCH
< ross`> AND THE RESEARCH SAID
< ross`> THE ONES YOU ARE LISTING
< ross`> IS FROM INSATLLING FROM NETWORK ABSED STUFF ON YOUR NETWORK FOR LOADING STUFF
<@Kevin`> yeah, that's rightComment: nerd rage
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#299869* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Celeste> ? deadchat
<&Pie> deadchat: is still dead
<Ike> not really
<Ike> :P
<Ike> I'm here
<Ike> so the chat is still being beat to death
* Omnifox sets mode: +b *!*@daIRC-54874203.dhcp.mtpk.ca.charter.com
* Ike was kicked by Omnifox (Omnifox)
* Celeste blinks.
<Celeste> !idle Ike
<~peer> Ike has been idle for 17secs
<&Omnifox> XD
<Celeste> xD |
#299890* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Chris> hi
<Lisa> hey
<Lisa> how do you spell death
<Lisa> as the cant hear one
<Chris> lol
<Chris> you're a dumb bitch hey
<Chris> its deaf
<Chris> :P
<Lisa> ohh yeahhhhh
<Lisa> lol |
#299897* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Shayne (shayne_44@fknb3st-6401EFD.tpgi.com.au) has joined #lounge
* Snake sets mode: +ao Shayne Shayne
<&Shayne> 3 animals i slam into a net
<&Shayne> RACECAR!!!
* &Shayne (shayne_44@fknb3st-6401EFD.tpgi.com.au) Quit (Quit: Shayne) |
#299906* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Facebook inbox, about Mafia Wars:
Cj 24 September at 07:01: What's your MF name please?
Cj 24 September at 07:02: I'm so sorry. Hit wrong keys. MW name.Comment: Best. Typo. Ever.
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#299907* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< buu> Su-Shee: Actually I really want to make sushi now..
< buu> Maybe this is your fault. |
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