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#241070* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
I Am Lord Voldemort: Just stumpled accross a $400 best buy gift card. What should I buy?
I Am Lord Voldemort: New headphones maybe? New GPU? New surround sound system? Popularity? What should I go for?
Lumaga: Spell-check software |
#242577* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[sppt] DELETE FROM `users` WHERE `nick`='Guest'
[GoneFishing] sppt: Query executed successfully. Affected rows: 1
• Guest [Guest@B72FBE07.87559816.68997412.IP] Quit [Quit: RSBot is kickass!] |
#242922* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Kav says:
int main () {
int randomVariable;
while (randomVariable != 0)
{
cout << "This has a higher chance of equalling 0 than the LHC destroying the world." << endl;
randomVariable = rand();
}
return 0;
} |
#243053* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Joannie says:
Away: isn't that the opposite of not here????? |
#243914* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Erik: woohoo john is willing to buy one hard drive
Erik: i just need someone to buy the other
Erik: then i can finally consolidate
Roger: lol good luck
Roger: with the recession and all
Roger: hahaha
Erik: hahahah |
#244620* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
~VG~ Tingleby: hi hewy
~VG~ Tingleby: h
~VG~ Tingleby: e
~VG~ Tingleby: w
~VG~ Tingleby: y
[GiBBoN] Sadistic: HI
[GiBBoN] Sadistic: I WAS ON A FUCKING GAME.
~VG~ Tingleby: lol
[GiBBoN] Sadistic: FFS..
~VG~ Tingleby: what virus scanner do you use?
[GiBBoN] Sadistic: Your face.
[GiBBoN] Sadistic is now Offline.Comment: A friend...
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#251320 (2/508) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Zac2: "Scientists Find Gene That Makes You Good at Halo Also Makes You a Premature Ejaculator"
Jed_Reality: New Macbooks announced. |
#253159* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Valtieri> bicycles > Jesus
<Valtieri> :P
<Xerxes> Valtieri: anything else > Jesus
<khonsu> Jesus wasn't a bad guy
<Valtieri> bicycles > Jesus > Xerxes, mind.
<Xerxes> :(
<Xerxes> Jesus > Valtieri
<Xerxes> err, Jesus > Xerxes > Valtieri**
<Valtieri> ...but Valtieri > Xerxes. Sorry, fail
<Valtieri> :P
<Xerxes> gay porn > Valtieri
<Xerxes> erm...
<Xerxes> forget i said that :P |
#255127* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Josh says:
heya
Zach says:
hey
Josh says:
turns out that girl rachel total slag
Josh says:
anyway
Zach says:
lol what happened?
Josh says:
she came on and said well i just wanted some dick and i found some sorry you weren't fast enough |
#258459* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
maddii: Hey, know who likes Feel Good Inc?
griffdude: me
maddii: and...
griffdude: you
maddii: and...
griffdude: aint nothin but mammals
griffdude: :)
maddii: so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel?
griffdude: yes.Comment: msn conversation.
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#259237* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Axoren: why doesn't my pen write?
Eff Bawmb: because that's my penisComment: Owned.
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#261066* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<nONyee> wat the hell is with the name declan?'
<Declan> shurtup
<nONyee> lmao. thts the frikin gayest name ive ever herd.
<nONyee> lmao.
<nONyee> especially for an asian.
<nONyee> who made it up
<Declan> me
<Declan> O.o
<Declan> wat bout nonyee
<Declan> wtf is that
<nONyee> lmao;
<Declan> owned
<nONyee> yea well atleast its my real name |
#263118* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<_curse> my figerns are FAT
<_curse> thats why
<_curse> i press the keryboard why my thubms
<_curse> :D
<_curse> monkey tstyle |
#264631* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<vol> ethan: it's not predominantly republican, entrope just talks a lot
<ethan> vol: ahh
<epoch> ethan, "silent majority"
* Entrope does his bit to make that the obnoxiously vocal majority
<epoch> No, the "silent majority" are the people that who don't feel the need to post the views and opinions of nobodies on the internet to reinforce their retarded viewpoints
<Entrope> the "silent majority" are the people who are repressed by the mainstream media and whose views are only aired by such paragons of journalistic virtue as talk radio and fox news |
#264804* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Buzby> how do you purchase an IP address? |
#265681* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
roomie: i just stopped myself from making a lame joke. hoot me now
me: consider your self 'hooted'
roomie: my fingers are hungover. lay off |
#267770* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* steve[sleep] holds up a sign that says "GO HAUNTED TREE!!"
* Raiden holds up a sign that says "HAUNTED TREE RAPED MY GOLDFISH" <steve[sleep]> Pssst, raid. Haunted Tree = Kerry
<Raiden> shit
* Raiden holds up a sign that says "HAUNTED TREE GAVE MY GOLDFISH A HEALTH CARE PACKAGE"Comment: #Chaos_GardenRPG, espernet
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#267933* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
perintastic (1:02:35 PM): OMG THAT GIRL WITH THE EEEEEVIL SATAN PENCIL
stolen starz (1:02:37 PM): I just felt eyes from my table staring at me like yeah, get the hell out of here with your satan pencil
perintastic (1:02:38 PM): WTF KINDA PENCIL IS THAT ANYWAY
perintastic (1:02:41 PM): IT'S THE PENCIL OF EVIL
perintastic (1:02:50 PM): omg satan pencil psychicness
stolen starz (1:02:50 PM): AHH we both said satan pencil
stolen starz (1:02:54 PM): AHHH
perintastic (1:03:14 PM): wtf who says satan pencil anyway
perintastic (1:03:15 PM): GO US |
#272600* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Serry (Tony@F0EF997E.6F7A8538.2701CCE2.IP) has joined #80h
<{Insomniac}> EWWW A NEWB!
<ARCKEDA> HEh.
<ARCKEDA> Your the only newb {Insomniac}.
{Insomniac} points
<{Insomniac}> at ARCKEDA
ARCKEDA farts.
<ARCKEDA> In {Insomniac}'s face.
Orris moves away from said fartcloud
<{Insomniac}> no.
{Insomniac} grabs orris
Orris struggles
<{Insomniac}> if i have to smell it...so do you. :)
<{Insomniac}> Just accept it.
* Orris swallows a cyanide pill
Orris has left iris-network.net (Quit: )Comment: Compliments of the iris-network.net VIA: 80h
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#273861* (?/50) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
-!- Aeon [Mibbit@dm-36169.bcu.ac.uk] has joined #psionicsonline
< Aeon> Hey
< SawyerHickory> GO AWAY
< Aeon> erm...no.
< Lazers> Eh?
< Lazers> Don't like this guy?
< Aeon> This is the first time I've been in here.
< Lazers> Orly?
< Aeon> I'd be impressed if I'd managed to trouble somebody so soon with just a 'hello'
< TelErusva> Sawyer finds you offensive :P
< Aeon> Sawyer can go suck on one, he doesn't know me..
< SawyerHickory> I don't have to know you to not like you
< SawyerHickory> And your assumption at my gender proves you're a moron
< Vulcanis> `kick Aeon Warnings are for sissies.
-!- Aeon was kicked from #psionicsonline by ChanServ [[Vulcanis] Warnings are for sissies.] |
#274045* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Re: VIA opens 2D and 3D specifications
>Via, who the fuck are they? Is it kinda 'trident'?
Is 'trident' a stomatology network?Comment: A quote from LOR (linux.org.ru It's kinda /. but it became the resource of high-tech humour)
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#276865* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<wanga> !ticketqueue Penis_Bird
<rss> Penis Queue:
<wanga> ?HAHAH
<mcdermott> u guys love dick
<kryptic> not all of us
<wanga> says the one who loves it most
<mcdermott> haha i was waiting for someone to say something
<mhoran> Gary: shut the hell up penis eater |
#276893* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Now I know Youre Amazing, Great VisionsComment: Now I know Youre Amazing, Great Visions
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#284098* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
A psychiatrist to his clinically depressed patient: "Maybe life isn't for everyone." |
#284139* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Hatred> thomYorke - survivalism - NIN
<Hatred> listen to that shit too
<thomYorke> ok
<Hatred> Survivalism
<Hatred> My Violent Heart Me
<Hatred> Me, I'm Not
<Hatred> ----------
<Hatred> Nin
<Hatred> -----
<Hatred> i'm playing notepad.
<Hatred> :D |
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