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#49452 (2/370) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Goose> if you could only renice a person's inner crazy
<deblin> lol
<deblin> dude it's a woman, impossible =O
<Goose> lol
<Goose> single tasking system
<Yock> deblin: is there an entry in pf.conf for the cross country move? Maybe you can lower its priority too
<Yock> nice -19 `pidof wife`
<shray> bahaha |
#49997 (2/258) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<B> what westlife songs have I sent
<Pokeytax> what possible gain can I derive from telling you
<Mullenkamp> what is a question mart
<Mullenkamp> k.
<Mullenkamp> question mark.
<B> we are too poor to go to the question mart
<B> that is why we have no question marks
<Mullenkamp> yeah, that would explain it |
#51167 (2/408) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
homerundude: i just had a fart that sounded like the drop sound on the computer |
#53253 (2/314) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Hoolibear:> What woman do you know that can shake her tits, ass, and cock at you all at once? |
#57685 (2/356) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< Kobi> i think i got the larvae off a stray cat i kept for a few days cause i carried it in my arms and thats where the breakout was
< Kobi> they have already came out twice in diarea
< gulagula> had nits on it?
< Kobi> yeah
< gulagula> damn
< gulagula> nits out the arse
< gulagula> makes me not want to leave the house in case I bump into someone like you
< gulagula> no offense |
#121036 (2/490) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SimonJester> myself: Yeah. I have a fascination for all things Tuvan. To find even a minor phrase book is something amazing.
<purge> I'm a fan of throat singing.
<purge> No idea why they call it that, though, since it's all in the tongue.
<SimonJester> It's not all in the tongue. Some of it is in the back of the throat.
<myself> fuck. Why is this channel +t ? |
#138502 (2/648) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<redribben> what you guys up to?
<redribben> i myself am trying to find something that seems to not exist....
<reikon> god? |
#152010 (2/92) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Hagfish2> camelCasing is more of a convention in other languages, especially Java
<Hagfish2> and it's slightly faster to type
<apathy--> faster tot ype?
<apathy--> I disagree
<moveax> I like camelCasing, nothing wrong with it.
<Hagfish2> well, you have to press the shift key either way, and underscores add an extra character
<apathy--> if the extra character bothers you, php isn't the right language for youComment: #php on EFnet
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#178584* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<shin_shei> i duno, i missed all the azn mod rolls, its fuking gay :\
<shin_shei> i suck at math
<shin_shei> i dont know kungfu
<shin_shei> and i dont have a highly modded car with nos
<Ragman> you're fucked :<
<Marcus> Yeah dude.
<shin_shei> i wud take any of those HAPPILY :|
<Marcus> You got shafted.
<shin_shei> except good at math, thats fucking useless -_- |
#190951* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Skotch (~ScottRA2@daIRC-7735FD28.hsd1.co.comcast.net) has joined #animetabase
* Skotch is now known as DaIRC41001
* DaIRC41001 is now known as skotch
<skotch> hmmm. that was odd. HALLO!
* skotch is now known as DaIRC4901
<DaIRC4901> fucking server!
* DaIRC4901 is now known as Skotch
* Skotch is now known as DaIRC22330
* DaIRC22330 is now known as Skotch
* Skotch is now known as DaIRC9125
<DaIRC9125> FUCKiNG SERVER! you know what, screw it. nobody is on anyways
* DaIRC9125 was kicked by AnimeServ (Turn caps lock OFF!)Comment: I registered the nick earlier...
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#191183* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+aotc> oh god
<+aotc> little kids
<+aotc> i will never have them
<+aotc> i'll adopt when there like 7+
<~TheDarkestDay> or you'll have sex and leave the girl for seven years
<~TheDarkestDay> then she hates you and beats you when you come home every day
<~TheDarkestDay> occasionally pulls a pistol out and shoots your foot
<~TheDarkestDay> just to see you in a small amount of the pain you put her through
<~TheDarkestDay> then she giggles maniacally and rips your vocal cords out
<~TheDarkestDay> then takes you to the hopital and says it was the kids with the long metal rods againComment: XettexNet
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#197310* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DrLecter> If I dont, we'll have something working =)
<DrLecter> Emperorc will help, right Emperorc? :P
<Emperorc> yes :P
<Emperorc> but I thought mobs were more important :P
-->| KenM has joined #l2j-team
=-= Mode #l2j-team +o KenM by chanserv
<Emperorc> and KenM will help too, right?
<DrLecter> right
=-= KenM is now known as Some1Else
<`House`> xD
<Emperorc> lol
<Some1Else> that KenM is going to help you guys, im sure
<DrLecter> rofl
<ThePhoenixBird> ROFL
<nBd^> lol
<Some1Else> you should just wait him to enterComment: Just another WTF moment in the L2j Team
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#199534* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
VulcanJaded: heyyyyy
VulcanJaded: hey, not cool, answer me
Libbymac212: This is not Caitlyn yes is not here. This is here dad.
VulcanJaded: Hello "this is here dad" you apparently do not understand the language of "English" very well now do you?
Libbymac212: Well good you understand it.
VulcanJaded: Well good, you do too.
VulcanJaded: How are you "here dad?"
VulcanJaded: Oh my gosh! That is terrible grammar, my bad.
VulcanJaded: How are you, "here dad"?
Libbymac212: POOF GONE.
Libbymac212 signed off at 10:42:15 PM |
#200584* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Whitesnak> Lord Bookie has returned
* Whitesnak has quit (Quit: Whitesnak)
<MartinMan> Lord Whitey has exited :( |
#210422* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< bwill> this is going nowhere fast
< bwill> i called the CU
< rmont> CU's never know anything.
< bwill> 'what did you put in the search?'
< bwill> 'oh i don't remember, i used a backdoor thing'
< bwill> 'oh.....'
< bwill> i wonder if i could get that backdoor thing
< bwill> or access to it i mean
< rmont> lol, yeah, I hear you like accessing backdoors... :D |
#212594* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Wayne: I think that Andgasm is really Orgasm's antonym. |
#220803* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<catfacts> cythrawll: im doing an fwrite on a file, a plain text .php file and i need to make the file 777 to write to it or else i get a perm error
<cythrawll> catfacts, should just need 6 for the user that is running the script
<cythrawll> I don't care how crazy you are you don't need executable to write to a file |
#221153* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tet> best pick-up line ever
<tet> "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" |
#221914* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Hexo> loving a fat chick is like trying to plan out the pagerank for your site
<Zorban|semihere> Hexo: PR(A) = (1-d) + d(PR(t1)/C(t1) + ... + PR(tn)/C(tn))
<Zorban|semihere> now go love her |
#228973* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Now talking on #sprintusers
* Topic for #sprintusers is: Welcome to the SprintUsers.com Chat!
* Topic for #sprintusers set by FloorPDA at Mon Sep 08 14:44:28 2008
<Marlon_JB2> Hi Jeff
<fatboy[m0bile]> <dlich|work> aren't you working
<jeffwa> howdy
<fatboy[m0bile]> howdy
<jeffwa> YEE HAW
<Marlon_JB2> YEE HAW?
<jeffwa> very much so, yes
<fatboy[m0bile]> who's this homo cowboy
<fatboy[m0bile]> ?
<jeffwa> good call
<jeffwa> i should change my name to toby falconer
<jeffwa> and smoke marlboros
<jeffwa> and dicks |
#229939* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Keep Up The Good Work,Comment: Keep Up The Good Work,
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#231048* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Gemsi> i have an ass and a hat, but is rare i use both at once |
#232163* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Really Enjoyed the site guys,Comment: Really Enjoyed the site guys,
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#238063* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dude88> so where were you today for the meeting?
<guy44> sorry i was late - i was stuck at shcool
<dude88> lmao fial
<guy44> not as bad as that
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#239976* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Kyle: mohinder was saying how everyone's connected. and they are, through angela's vagina. hiro's dad dabbled... Read More in it(angela could be hiro's mom also) and nathan and peter came from it, claire from nathan, who knows what else?Comment: talking about Heroes
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