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<EnochRoot> #include pestilence.h |
#4440 (2/366) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Psylent> looks like I've got what it takes to climb the IRC social ladder |
#5074 (2/248) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<`rip> ryano is a dick sucker
<clay> yes
<clay> a social dicksucker
<clay> much like the social smoker
<clay> he puffs for his homies
<`rip> puffs on his homies |
#5515 (2/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DAL9000> vanilla coke tastes like ass
<mov> i'd like to taste it.. |
#5537 (2/294) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<memo> Brilliant astrophysicists from around the world rely exclusively on Semi for all their toilet-cleaning needs. |
#5652 (2/300) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<JibbleWork> no amount of work would be able to get my clenched cheeks open |
#5667 (2/292) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Hendrix> Is it a bad thing when you wank so much cum nothing but air? |
#5923 (2/285) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[mad] WHAT KINDA PRESIDENT DO WE GOT ANYWAYZ
[mad] HE SMOKES WEED AND DONT INHALE
[mad] GETS A BLOW JOB AND DONT CUM
[mad] I MEAN CMON. |
#6007 (2/294) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Milp> i've licked astroglide out of all sorts of orafices.. its not tasteless |
#6442 (2/289) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<redhook> <--- 22
<redhook> and I got a 7 year old on my nuts, how pathetic
<redhook> s/7/17/
<redhook> that looked bad |
#7021 (2/227) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ac3d> ima redneck now...Chevy sent a magazine to my house under the name Bob Jones |
#7128 (2/228) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Madman> Rodents Of Unusual Size....I don't think they exist
<CrashCat> rodents?
<CrashCat> size?
<Sbot> size is irrelevent. It's a question of methodology.
<Madman> haha
<CrashCat> ... |
#7247 (2/320) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sylwia> I'm drawing black people
<sylwia> for a poster for my english class
<sylwia> I think I made tham too black
<sylwia> you can't really see their faces |
#7463 (2/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<tris> why did someone stick an altoid in your cd player?
<furyoujin> tris, we were having phun and he got a lil overexcited |
#7517 (2/258) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<rawkus> fuckin women.
<rawkus> i call for booty and get a lecture on racism
<rawkus> wtf? |
#7635 (2/224) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<zophar>I think you're taking their feelings in the wrong way. Some people just happen to like the game. Obviosuly you don't care that much, and thats cool. But it's your opinion, and some people would like to really play this game the way its meant to be played, full final product, without all the insane amount of cheating in it. O_o;
<Galigmus_Ruune> who cares
<Galigmus_Ruune> cheaters make the game more lifelike
* com4 goes back to warcraft 3 so he can cheat and kill faster than those stupid orcs |
#7645 (2/257) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@netzdamon> ok had her over here last nite
<@netzdamon> right after dinner and my ass hole has been bugging me
<@netzdamon> and we were going at it a little while later
<@netzdamon> dumb beach went down and fucking licked a big glob of preperation h
<@netzdamon> i started laughing so hard i almost pissed myself
<@netzdamon> Preperation H Hemorrhoidal Ointment:
<@netzdamon> Goverment Warning: Do not let gf or wife eat your ass with this ointment packed in it. May cause pucking/divorce. |
#7786 (2/181) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<nakedpretzel> The pr()n industry uses interlaced .gif's to toy with my fragile emotions... |
#7901 (2/216) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Argent- changes topic to '<beth> IRN has visions of me on my knees, cock in hand, looking up with huge brown eyes, saying "m-mister.. are you sure this is right?"' |
#7980 (2/229) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<techzen> fuck lsd
<techzen> i mean dsl |
#8058 (2/274) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Praetor> bob: even so, if I don't have to write it and it works then what the hell do I care?
<evilbob> you care because I opened my mouth and talked to you, bitch. and I didn't even get a thank you. |
#8294 (2/207) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<tytyt> the--kav if you were not a man I'd hug you
<deepcut> but as it is, he's too afraid of his own latent homosexuality to dare
<tytyt> there are support group for that
<deepcut> tytyt: I was referring to you |
#8481 (2/226) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kaff> Pumpkin: The art of eating a girl out while she's on the shitter.
<Kaff> how is that a pumpkin
<mmm> gross
<Kaff> how is that normal.
<Kaff> who does that
<Kaff> I WANT NAMES
<Kaff> (and numbers) |
#8776 (2/368) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Yurmaster> I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock. |
#8896 (2/248) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<StoneTear> damn i'm hot
<StoneTear> i smell like barbequed eliteness |
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