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#9080 (2/232) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Umbillical_ED>seems like there's a lot of out of work java developers
<st0w> yeah
<st0w> that's 'cause everybody is finally realizing....
<st0w> JAVA SUCKS
<Umbillical_ED>y u say dat?
<st0w> because one day... I went to a farm, right?
<st0w> and there was this horse
<st0w> and he had this MASSIVE cock
<st0w> and I looked underneath it
<st0w> and I saw the little Java mascot with it's lips parted and the majority of the horse's unit inside it's mouth |
#9095 (2/216) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cams> eewwww
<cams> my mom got that easy squirt shit
<cams> purple ketchup
<nzc> now you can be flaming while you eat, too. |
#9099 (2/288) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<UTF-Xanieth> damnit
<UTF-Xanieth> im gonna have to lube up this space bar
<UTF-Low_on_Life> :o
<UTF-Xanieth> EmptyStare, you got some of that astrolube your bro uses? |
#9231 (2/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<louis> just by me being near him he nearly burst his vasectomy stitches |
#9355 (2/253) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BTox> wow... oi can see the reflection of my fingers on the monitor..
so i can watch myself type and it looks really weird. "how do i do that?!"
<ShaneBe> it really is amazing
<ShaneBe> to see peop;e ty[e |
#9359 (2/284) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<stank> but copying data to a floppy disk and back makes it lose integrity! like dubbing a tape! |
#9403 (2/212) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<FOCK> god damn
<FOCK> every fucking one of these clients blow
<FOCK> ugh... unknown internal command (/me)
<rude> hahah
<CIA> ./action
<rude> dude, throw that trash out
<FOCK> i need to lay the smackdown on this fucker
<rude> /ctcp #chan action :stuff
<FOCK> no BitchX for BeOS
<rude> maybe you don't need the :
<FOCK> *ANGERRRRRR*
<rude> what're you doin' on be?
<FOCK> no wonder this os hasnt taken off, no decent irc clients |
#9961 (2/258) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CWO_LEADER_XPUNK> He wants to be klined, I dont wanna know if thats a sexual thing or what |
#10223 (2/228) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<luminosity> No wait... I can do better than that. they should develop a
neural connection so I can sit here and not even have to move.
<martinb> sure. Can it write this requirements spec I'm working on, too?
<luminosity> Why the hell not?
<luminosity> While it's at it it can do my homework so I can concentrate on
fun stuff.
<martinb> so get working on it!
<martinb> no, wait, recusion
<martinb> damn |
#10490 (2/236) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Encapsulate> I spent the last few minutes going over Liberache's online
presence.
<Encapsulate> I won't be having sex for a while. |
#10607 (2/336) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Glide20> americans are so stupied |
#10793 (2/189) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CrushWork> hes got that "im a barbarin caveman who eats snails and says ooga booga" style look to him
<Jed> "I'm a barbarian caveman that eats snails, says ooga booga and lays cable for a living" |
#11115 (2/384) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@brosie > you know what sucks
<@brosie > when you shave your ballsack
<@brosie > and then get diarrhea
<@brosie > and some of the poo gets in a cut you didn't know was there
<@brosie > and you get gangrene
<@brosie > in your nuts |
#11658 (2/232) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<gigatron> fett
<gigatron> anyone
<gigatron> did u get jk2 yet
<Hydrac7> I'm trying now
<Hydrac7> on eDonkey but it's slow as hell
<Hydrac7> expect me to code it faster than it will download |
#14625 (2/222) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(@Cloud7): CACK OR HOTDOG
(@Cloud7): THAT IS THE QUESTION
(@RaiNiNG): hotdog tastes better
(@Cloud7): i doubt it |
#16387 (2/235) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@MousePad> Mainframes never forget ;) |
#17274 (2/228) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ceejamon> fapping is pretty much what everybody using this program for, if that answeres your Q.
<Kendrak> omg
<Kendrak> they might as well rename Kazza to "Free p0rn!" |
#17920 (2/220) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<HydroSqueegee> i had a very strange dream the other day i was sucking my own dick and choking on it...
<hoho> hydro, TMI
<rzrshrp> hydro, shut your mouth
<HydroSqueegee> *refrains from further self insult*
<NickBlasta> You should be shot for that dream |
#18425 (2/280) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Zimbu> (my DDR trips prove the point that a fat sweaty kid walking around a mall attracts alot of attention/flies) |
#18603 (2/258) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<RG-M1> i hope that if i ever get raped some day, it's by a monster with crazy penis tentacles, and penis fingers, too
<Tamahome> and that's one for the geekquotes page:P |
#18916 (2/212) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ungod> stormo was talking about sex leigh :(
<lsd> ewww
<lsd> wrong!
-:- SignOff ungod: #lgl (error)
<Fryboy> see how wrong it was!
<Fryboy> it made ungod quit!
<lsd> error: wrongness overflow |
#19342 (2/293) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<NonSequitur> Cthulhu tweaking his nip.
<SemiSquared> Jarp, women don't have boxes.
<Jarp> ...
<SemiSquared> Er wait...
<SemiSquared> That's packages.
<NonSequitur> rofl
<SemiSquared> Nevermind. |
#19344 (2/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Tac0> the bumpy road to silky smooth balls begins now! afk! |
#20246 (2/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<EarthQuake> which came first? the chicken or the egg? :o
<EarthQuake> hehe
<@omega> omega came first
<@omega> then the chicken got pregnant |
#20350 (2/318) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
LinkDJ: hey, you might be able to help me out here
LinkDJ: Where might a brother be able to be alone with his ho?
UH60SO: The Matrix
LinkDJ: Thanks. When my balls fall off, I'll give you one. |
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