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#20503 (2/268) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Radu> a friend of my dad's in Texas named his daughter Treasure Darling
<Radu> i shit you not
<Tac0> did you fuck her
<Tac0> ?
<Radu> dude, it's his newborn baby, you idiot
<Tac0> whats your point |
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<nancy> any fem wants to make love?
<TDO_Crips> nah
<TDO_Crips> theyre just here to fuck |
#21047 (2/287) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<lav> that's what happens to people caught cheating
<lav> l33t
<Cecil> is that the one where they throw the guy's comp out on the street? |
#21194 (2/277) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[Perdition] I have broadband, but it makes me look fat |
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<Chojin_> I mean I'm STILL insulted that she saw me just as a walking dildo
<bngrybt> heh
<bngrybt> yeah that's what tisha thought of me i think
<CommanderStab> I'd be insulted at that Chojin, but only that she acutally BELIEVED she could get away with it
<bngrybt> cuz jody asked her what she liked about me and the first thing she said was practically "well his dick's like 8 inches long! |
#27444 (2/206) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<noddy> i thought so
<noddy> but
<noddy> apparently
<noddy> it like a CAT scan
<noddy> coincidence??
<Mortarion> and this is why noddy is so high above everyone else on the stats!
<Mortarion> using 5 lines to say what i would have said in one!
<noddy> bugger
<noddy> i've been sussed
<noddy> :( |
#28516 (2/260) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<IrCmOnKeY> if i had a girl she would have to be all into svcd-ts |
#28899 (2/230) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<blue09> i think i have proof that there is a god
<blue09> how else can you explain manowar?
<blue09> it's like a dnd playing motorcycle gang formed a metal band |
#29032 (2/346) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Lepper> it was trinity launching her attack on teh matrixComment: during east coast power outage
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#29389 (2/242) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
PudnaKP: yeah, dancing was interesting
k a p p u r u: you danced?
PudnaKP: yes, see that's the interesting part
k a p p u r u: i must see this for myself someday
tutmondigo: lol
tutmondigo: so d
tutmondigo: david dancing
tutmondigo: with a girl?
k a p p u r u: no , lord no
k a p p u r u: we wouldnt be talking
k a p p u r u: the world would have ended
k a p p u r u: and jesus would come back in all his glory
tutmondigo: thats what I was curious about
tutmondigo: I wanted to be ready for the earthquake |
#29837 (2/400) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ikkenai> if i pull on a clitoris hard enough, will it eventually come out as a huge penis like in hentai |
#30378 (2/424) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[r0bz0r] How do you copy the text from this IRC in case there's something funny that we might wanna submit to bash.org?Comment: in #kingsofchaos (chatchannel.org)
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#30457 (2/390) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Joins: Raxsean_Decrane
<Raxsean_Decrane> evening all
<@Nerezza> hey rax
<Silverbolt> heya raxsean
<@Galcian> Hola rax
<@fredly> rax ;/
<Raxsean_Decrane> what's happening all
<Raxsean_Decrane> hey fredly
* Joins: Princess
<@Nerezza> hi princess!
<@fredly> princess ;/
<@Galcian> fredly seems depressed. |
#30545 (2/394) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<aphr0> FUCK
<aphr0> I got a cookies and snickers bar
<aphr0> isntead of cookies and m&m
<aphr0> piss fuck whores
<aphr0> god cocks
<aphr0> deathComment: #couch on EFnet
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#30640 (2/310) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SonGohanX> well if its got boobs and doesn't have a penis...thats close enough |
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<DaJoob> is there any recycle bin type thing in FreeBSD where i can recover recently deleted files? i just accidentally deleted a symbolic link |
#32107 (2/288) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tinglanchio> i can't imagine you making a mother's day card
<tlozoot> I didn't
<tlozoot> although this is mighty fun
<tlozoot> I got her some yahoo shit
<tlozoot> heh
<tinglanchio> how thoughtful
<tlozoot> I dont' think she was too thrilled
<tlozoot> oh well.
<tlozoot> I tried... ok, I didn't try
<tlozoot> whatever |
#33080 (2/336) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Noggie> Michael Jackson - supports President Bush's 'leave no child behind' program |
#33650 (2/278) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<r0ach_> yup, but fucking racoond generates a fucked up spd policy, which basically locks up the box and allows only ipsec traffic to cisco and back :)
<r0ach_> will try iskampd
<pantherqs> uh, all i got from that statement is something about beastiality and skank's |
#36305 (2/188) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Volrath> heya stumble
<Volrath> long time no see
<Volrath> how;s the vodka :P
<stumble> heya
<stumble> dunno not drunk it in ages :P
<stumble> hows the pot?
<stumble> :P
<Volrath> dunno
<Volrath> haven't smoked in a week
<Volrath> and 2 days
<Volrath> DAMN
<Volrath> wtf happend to us
<Volrath> we became boring :/Comment: +Having a real life fucks up your drug abuse!
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#37688 (2/160) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Naked> I like my Motorola phone because it has a rocketship function. On a full charge I can make it to the moon.
<Naked> Top that north. :P
<mrk> mines so small it makes good for foreplay
<mrk> phone ¬_¬Comment: #futuremark
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#38015 (2/156) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jaime> this asshole pops up on my msn and he's like
<Jaime> "I hate Indians...they never use smilies, just metaphors and shit"
<Jaime> and I was like...what?
<Jaime> and he's like I'm writing a book report and I have to find a smilie
<Jaime> and I go...why would a book have a smilie?
<Jaime> and then he goes...can you read? I said simile (which he did when I re-read it) |
#39488 (2/226) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
sissyduck420: thank god the iraqi girl was there today
sissyduck420: that douchebag alden changed my phone into arabic |
#40726 (2/132) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
-!- dogmeat [dogmeat@pcp01841549pcs.owngsm01.md.comcast.net] has joined #wtf
< dogmeat> fags!
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< dogmeat> except darkwise!
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#42253 (2/348) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+turkey> all i do these days is stick my penis in my vcr, hoping that it'll give birth to a dvd player.Comment: #maddox
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