QDB: Quote #309982
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This quote has been fermenting for 11 years and has been voted on 19 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 43% chance of being approved.

#309982* (?/19) ⚐Flag
theahindle: Somebody in our town put methadone in a toddlers bottle for them to drink, to keep them quiet
theahindle: The world we live in
theahindle: I just give mine brandy
jtreminio: much safer
theahindle: I test it first! I'm not an animal!
jtreminio: why not a weed cookie
theahindle: I'm not a fan of cookies
jtreminio: not for you
theahindle: Who would test them?
jtreminio: toddlers
theahindle: I'll ask the neighbours kids to test them first
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