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This quote has been fermenting for 13 years and has been voted on 39 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 44.5% chance of being approved.

#307540* (?/39) ⚐Flag
brodskiphone: There are no Jewish rabbits. They aren't kosher
ohp: Is human flesh kosher?
brodskiphone: Yes
Bytor: lessee, we don't chew our cud
ohp: well that's nice and consistent then.
Bytor: but then again we do not have cloven hooves
ohp: but we do swim in the sea
Bytor: we don't have scales
Bytor: but then again we don't live in the sea
Bytor: I think we're kosher
ohp: So Jaques Custeau wasn't kosher?
Bytor: he only visted the see. he lived in Fran...
Bytor: No, he wasn't kosher.Comment: Are humans kosher
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