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#306118* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Gary5 has joined #pandaboard
<Gary5> hey
<Gary5> PPL
<Gary5> what is the best Media Player for UBUNTU
<av500> ffplay
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<Gary5> I want one which is close to media player classic
<Gary5> but in Ubuntu
<bbbbsss> Ubuntu Sucks
<Gary5> No its doesnt
<Gary5> have u tried it?
<Gary5> Im a Geek and I know
<bbbbsss> get smoe win7 its better ... yes i have
<Gary5> what are u a Syntax error person
<bbbbsss> ME TOOO and I know BETTER
<Gary5> what ur saying is a Error
<GAN900> Trollin', trollin', trollin'
<Gary5> Trollin?
<wmarone> this is making my head hurt
<bbbbsss> i meant that
<Gary5> No......UBUNTU....is easier....and dnt forget OPEN SOURCE
<bbbbsss> what does open source mean
<Gary5> u dnt know open source
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<av500> good riddanceComment: #pandaboard@irc.freenode.net
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#306168* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< mac_newbie> to view hex, i recall PCTOOLS in DOX
< mac_newbie> DOS
< mac_newbie> this is the only tool i know that can view HEX |
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noms: I couldn't find an internet argument anywhereComment: Impossible!
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<Silex> HelgeSverre: imagine we're all .cpp files, and that each of us's goal is to create a dictionary. For some words, we have the definition, but for some of the words we're using in our definitions, we don't know the definition so we just use some declaration that tells that word exists somewhere else in another dictionary
<HelgeSverre> oh
<Silex> Now, imagine after we all done our dicitonnaries, someone takes all the dictionnaries and wants to do a big massive dictionnary
<HelgeSverre> Declare= It exists, but find it yourself, Define= Here i am use me! ?
<Silex> declare = I'll use NAME and it'd behave like this, but the code for it is somewhere else
<HelgeSverre> ah
<Silex> define = the code for NAME is..
<pod-more> Yay, I'm a .cpp fileComment: #c++ @Quakenet
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#306238* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Er00: The best sausages I've ever had are veggie ones >.>
thatbloke: tho cumbria sausages with chilli in em are good
TheDon: HEATHEN
spicypixel: wat
spicypixel: WAT
spicypixel: oh god
thatbloke: WHAT
thatbloke: :/
Er00: Cauldron Foods Lincolnshire ones
spicypixel: someone get her some real sausage
Er00: they're zomgawesome
thatbloke: ahahahahaha |
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<strace> haha the girlfriend is watching the girl next door for the first time. she loves it so far |
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<Ricky> but my penis feels a bit weird just from telling you the worm storyComment: #a
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<Blaster> SINCE BITCOINS NEVER GO ABOVE 21,000,000 THEN THEY WILL ALWAYS DEFLATE AND INCREASE IN VALUE
<Quatroking> your mom never goes above 21000000
<Vortex_v> that's when bitcoin 2.0 gets developed
<Quatroking> then she will deflate and increase in value |
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<Nic> Wo, BlockBuster is closed!
<someone> Its been closed for ages, were have you been?
<me> OnDemand |
#306325* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Claire>she was given up for adoption, i mean
<Claire>her name, i think it was Mila Jo-something
<Claire>Joultipass? ...sounds close...
<Claire>Oh, now I remember!
<Claire>It's Jovovich!
<Claire>She was adopted by russian immigrants
<epidemic>Mila Jovovich is a legalisation campaigner, btw
<ME-tan>multigrass
<Claire>?
<epidemic>you can tell because she was high ALL THE WAY through the fifth element
<phoebe>> ME-tan2: multigrass
<phoebe>I lolled
<ME-tan>:)#
<epidemic>oh now I get it
<epidemic>lol...
<epidemic>I have to admit, calling a mmj card your multigrass would be so much win
<epidemic>but australia doesn't have mmj, and even the left-as-fuck green party are against legalisation
<phoebe>Or breeding a strain and calling it Lilu Dallas Multigrass
<phoebe>er
<phoebe>Leelu
<phoebe>whatevs
<phoebe>leeloo, as well
<phoebe>because I'm thorough
<ME-tan>heh
<ME-tan>i hereby dub the mmj card a "multigrass"Comment: irc.420chan.org
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<MobiTenshi> I DRIVE :3
<MobiTenshi> *groom groom*
<MobiTenshi> ...
<MobiTenshi> vroom*
<Koakuma> Groom? Do you drive your hair?
<MobiTenshi> AUTOCOMPLETE
<MobiTenshi> >:(Comment: #touhou, irc.darkmyst.org
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#306352* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Kota is soaking wet
Kota is still in the pond! in her clothes.....o.o
Jack avoids Kota
(@Nebil) *struggles as Kota holds him under water*
Kota takes off her clothes so that she just have her purple bikini on o.o :3
Kota holds Nebil underwater o.o
Jack proactively stops Kota holding Nebil underwater |
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<ukgirl214>Blackbird singin' in the dead of night..
<braces>LIKE A G6!
<ukgirl214> :/ |
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<PsychedelicWuff> i'm happy our grocery store has started selling mexican coke :DComment: #furaffinity
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BlueProtoman: What happened in Canada?
WizardStan: Hockey, of course. And beer.
BlueProtoman: Do they have Canadians in Canada?
WizardStan: Canadians come from Canadia. Canada is full of Canadans.
BlueProtoman: Are you Canadian?Comment: #openpandora on freenode, for the OpenPandora handheld gaming computer!
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BlueMaxmia has joined the #openpandora
BlueMaxima: TwilightSparkle: I wouldn't know, my current laptop is a 2ghz Core 2 Duo and it's getting to b-
BlueMaxima: What the fuck.Comment: Max*im*a vs. Max*mi*a. #openpandora on Freenode for the OpenPandora handheld gaming computer!
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"You bleed for these people and all they give you in return is a bigger cup to bleed in"- Justin MeinelschmidtComment: Karma
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<toast> oh my Bob Ross this wikipedia article
<toast> Tom and Vic are military technicians, and video game freaks, smuggle a top-secret, virtual warfare program in a disused prison, there to experiment with them. But what should first be a cool thrill, becomes a deadly reality, a vengeful nature has manipulated the software and kidnapped all acting in the real world.
<toast> too many commas
<bbot> I, don't know what you're, talking about, that seems perfectly, fine, to, me |
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<@tony311> i just made a typo, anal_beards
<+The_Vole> but tony, I have a anal beard :(Comment: #e621
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<Stranj> "Pentastomids live in the upper respiratory tract of reptiles, birds, and mammals, where they lay eggs"
<Catweasel> This is horrifying and arousing at the same time. D:Comment: #lulz
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* db81 puts his interest on
* db81 is now interested |
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*** Gwendolyn [~4af39205@adsl-74-243-146-5.int.bellsouth.net] has joined #furaffinity
<SquiRoFL> everyone freak her out by greeting her as brittany when she comes back
<SquiRoFL> fuck
<SquiRoFL> dammmmm
<SquiRoFL> hai
<Gwendolyn> asswipe!!Comment: #furaffinity on #furnet
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11:24 -!- mode/#intelminer [+pie Sabur!*@*] by intelminer
11:24 <~intelminer> ...
11:24 <~intelminer> DAMN YOU IRSSI
11:24 <~intelminer> STOP BEING IRSSI
11:24 <~Maff> what
11:24 <~Maff> YOU SET MODE +PIE
11:24 <~Maff> ARE YOU THAT FATComment: I'm not good with irssi
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#306666* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
I find it much more gratifying to leave offense rather than take it! ~ Amy A. Bjork |
#306682* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
guzzles: .slogan scores
Wadsworth: scores makes me hot.
guzzles: .slogan SCO
Wadsworth: The queen buys SCO.
guzzles: .slogan ex-girlfriend
Wadsworth: Play ex-girlfriend, start living. |
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