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#305586* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Th10:40 <@dwc> bigger screens are better for porn anyway
Th10:40 <@marco> they are
Th10:40 <@marco> you get much more vagina, quicker
Th10:41 <dhill> and bigger dick in your face
Th10:42 <@marco> not a huge fan of the dick |
#305612* (?/51) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Erik> And yet all I can seem to think is, "Talk dirty to me, Watson." |
#305624* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Jennifer: You run Linux? Neeerd
Moozh: Well, no. I want to, though
Moozh: So I can say I ran Linux
Moozh: I want to compile my first kernel!
Moozh: And then crash it |
#305652* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< U4> (facebook IPv6 URL) :D
< synx> u4
< synx> Why did you just send us a dead link.
< U4> i did not
< synx> YES YOU DID
< U4> you just arent epic enough
< synx> Server not found
< U4> yeah
< U4> the server is fine
< synx> .No, it's not
< synx> I CANT PING IT
< U4> YES IT IS
< U4> I CAN
< U4> YOU CANNOT
< U4> BECAUSE YOU SUCK
< U4> go get ipv6, then we'll talk
< synx> no
< synx> u4
< synx> look
< synx> IPv6 is a marketing scheme
< synx> We will never run out of IPv4 addresses
< U4> um
< U4> we already did
< U4> ages ago
< synx> um
< synx> U4.
< synx> Have you heard of vlans
< U4> synx: i work at an ISP. do NOT contradict me.
< U4> i have done, yes
< synx> U4
< U4> NAT is not a solution to the ipv4 problem
< synx> I work for a gigantic semiconductor company
< synx> Trust me
< synx> I know my IPv4.
< U4> orly
< U4> your home switch. what is it?
< synx> it's a linksys
< synx> well
< U4> ewww
< synx> its a rouer/switch combo
< U4> aha
< sixthgear> if my isp even supported ipv6, i'll be all upons
< U4> handmedown 2950. suckit, turk.
< synx> U4, are you jelly?
< synx> U4, do you know how many ipv4 addresses there are??
< synx> MILLIONS.
< U4> 2^32
< U4> to be exact
< synx> Well, some of those are reserved, U4.
< synx> You should know that!!
< U4> that doesnt stop them existing
* shortcircuit is amused at the conversation between U4 and synx.
< synx> U4, are you familiar with CLASSLESS INTER-DOMAIN ROUTING??
< U4> yep
< synx> thats why we'll never "RUN OUT" of ipv4!!
< U4> shortcircuit: im just seeing how far i can push him :p
< synx> oh
< synx> I was trolling
< synx> :(
< shortcircuit> LOL
< U4> heh |
#305668* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Cryect> what made delphi awesome?
<mLegion> it basicly coded like C++ but all the names made sense |
#305686* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Zench> I like those kind of robots.
<Zench> They look like big old plushies made of metal.
<Jade> Haha, I've never heard it put like that
<Zench> Look at those big feet and the dumb face.
<Zench> If that robot was, like, 2 feet tall, it'd be like a dumb puppy and constantly sneak into the trash can.
<Zench> I'd call him DERPBOT and his main job would be to tackle me whenever I start to scroll down; forgetting as I do that YouTube comments are never worth it.
<Zench> He'd constantly be confused about banana peels and think tin cans were hats.
<Zench> In otherwords, he'd be a robot who's powered by... my heart. |
#305719* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<%nettocash> i don't care if people think i'm a pervert as long as it gets me on bashComment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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#305745* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Squeeblegirl> I am now craving mac and cheese
<MightyMick> Mmmm
<MightyMick> Home made?
<MightyMick> Not Kraft, I hope
<MightyMick> Kraft is artificial Cellulose
<xerxes> your moms tits are artificial cellulose |
#305756* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
copiga: IM DOWNLOADING THE ALBUM
copiga: want a copy?
Twitchkins: ...
Twitchkins: ima go to bed now
copiga: nini
Twitchkins: and pretend you never asked that
Twitchkins: niniComment: on the subject of S club 7 sunshine
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#305761* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<batman> ~gdefine my parents
<Darla> No result. |
#305787* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@TheGiz> /d/ is for Dr. Pibb
<mistah_j> no he got his degree revoked so he's only Mr., but the name /d/ is still there; it's grandfather claused
<mistah_j> his degree was revoked for the mad science performed on anime characters |
#305803* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Emerald> This mahjong game is ridiculous
<Emerald> It's like tsumo wrestling |
#305830* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Topic for #startups is: Chat about startups and startup life |(everything else removed from quote for simplicity)
* Topic for #startups set by swombat!~swombat@78-105-76-116.zone3.bethere.co.uk at Wed Mar 2 06:36:57 2011
<atari2600a> there's an entire fucking channel for startups?Comment: & not a single fuck was given that day!
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#305850* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
phobos I'm going to gnaw on your skull after I scalp you
P00PL0RD she's going to fat chick rape him
P00PL0RD oh no. these cases are always so tragic
phobos pooplord wants a piece
P00PL0RD of fat chick rape?
P00PL0RD fuck yes
phobos lol yes
timmy winning
P00PL0RD winning is half the batte
P00PL0RD le
P00PL0RD surviving is the other half
P00PL0RD le batte
P00PL0RD le batte de fat
P00PL0RD is what the french call it |
#305860* (?/57) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Paul: I just had an idea
Paul: if mega man always gets the robot master's power
Paul: why not make Aids Man |
#305862* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<niteshad> Though, if you can relate to Pretty Hate Machine, that might be sufficient to seek a diagnosis for clinical depression. |
#305886* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Tarkaan> Fucking last time I did this, I used a floppy dick
< Tarkaan> disk |
#305942* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tgies> "The current Ubuntu Christian Edition release supports both 32 bit and 64 bit PCs."
<tgies> lmao selectively ignoring the prohibition of long mode in leviticus i see |
#305959* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<HelgeSverre> Mursalat YOUR AN OBJECT!
<HelgeSverre> of the (sub?)class human
<mursalat> let me return your Parent object then
<HelgeSverre> I will call mymommy() !
<mursalat> error: ‘mymommy’ was not declared in this scope
<mursalat> who got your now he??
<HelgeSverre> :< if (!mymommy()) { cout << "cry" }
<mursalat> return 0;
<mursalat> not wanted outcome
<mursalat> fight back punk
<HelgeSverre> :<
<HelgeSverre> while (mursalat == evil) { cout << "your evil" << endl; }
<mursalat> return HugeFlippinMissile A;//:D am out
<HelgeSverre> "This program is not responding"Comment: #C++ on irc.Quakenet.org
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#305972* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
== Redundant [xxxxxx] has joined #outside
<Redundant> hoyo
<Serithi> Redundant, you missed it
<Redundant> missed what
<Serithi> puberty
* Serithi trollface.png
<Redundant> you are an idiot. |
#305985* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Tanjoodo> now why the hell isn't the ISO mounting?
<@brynjar> because you should buy your games instead of downloading them! >:)
<@CuleX> Depends, what does mount say?
<+Tanjoodo> brynjar: Not a game
<@brynjar> because you should buy your applications instead of downloading them! >:)
<@bread> man mount
<+Tanjoodo> it mounted, no problem.
<@bread> :D
<+Tanjoodo> brynjar: It's not an application
<@brynjar> okay, I give up. -_-
<+Tanjoodo> It's a Windows repair disc :P
<@bread> because you should buy your movies instead of downloading them >:)
<@bread> oh
<@bread> ok fine
<@bread> because you should buy your Windows repair discs instead of downloading them >:)
<+Tanjoodo> lol
<@brynjar> exactly!
<@bread> 8D
<+Tanjoodo> IT'S FREE!
<@CuleX> Oh.
<@bread> Something free, from Microsoft?
<@bread> :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<+Tanjoodo> Not an installation, just a repair disc\
<@bread> Still!
<+Tanjoodo> With stuff like system restore...etc
<@bread> I'd expect them to charge you for repairing your OS
<@brynjar> bread: they're probably thinking that the other way to repair your windows installation for free is to install a live-boot CD of some linux distro
<@brynjar> and then the temptation to test out linux could be ... overwhelming |
#305997* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<robin> I suppose new rules will need to be derived mathematically.
<Methofelis> I suppose your ... I'm not going to do it, sn0wfl, you do it.
<robin> 1) Let P = "Your"
<robin> 2) Let Q = "Mom"
<robin> 3) Axiom If P then Q
<robin> 4) Axiom P
<robin> 5) Therefore Q |
#306014* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Bushmills> they should make null devices on sockets, so you can easier replace them when they have filled up |
#306062* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Amr: Am I a master? I thought that I'm an Underground Warlock Wizard (UWW)? .. ooh well, I shall forgive whoever made that mortal sin!
Negm: Just introducing the dragon to the kiddos.
Amr: haha .. that sounds cool. Oh and I forgive you, mortal ;-)
Negm: i am immortal :P
Amr: Bold statement mister! hmm ... code an ASM code snippet that is 10 instructions max that will get the syscall table pointer from memory, or write a shellcode that executes a shell in 24 bytes total. And I shall announce you immortal ;-)
Negm: ok may be i am semi immortal :P happy now :D
Amr: hehe, that was fun :-P
Negm: Hell yeah :]Comment: Kids are amusing, don't you think?
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#306076* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<oliverbrix1> i got a weird feeling yakbot is controlled by theY4Kman!
<theY4Kman> !unload CleverBot
<yakbot> theY4Kman: Error: There was no plugin CleverBot.
<theY4Kman> Damn it
* theY4Kman runs |
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