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#304658* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
%Anthony: man I love ipod Touches, you can't touch them
%Anthony: err... |
#304664* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+php_nick> hello anybody knows the formula for increasing chance? for example, i have 3 marbles: red, yellow, green. now lets say I have this function called pick() that when i call will randomly pick a marble. how do i tell my function to increase the chance of red by 10%
<+i_c-Y> wha
<+i_c-Y> are you asking how to draw from a certain distribution?
<+Jazzdude> just call math.statistics.chance.increase(0.1)
<+Jazzdude> it's obvious, isn't it |
#304682* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nijikokun> I LOVE RAP
<Nijikokun> ... considering that i don't listen to any of it :L |
#304690* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ClaireBear> eargasm
<Wei> lolwut
<ClaireBear> lol when I was younger I used to think little people were in my ears drilling away the earwax o-o |
#304700* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Muse> who wants to have sexy time with me
<Muse> who is a girl
<Muse> :>
<Muse> wait wrong chat
<Muse> :s |
#304710* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@tony311> i justmade a typo, anal_beards
<Kaenan> Nice.
<+xax> hot
<+The_Vole> but tony, I have a anal beard :(
<Feirrishjochven> ಠ_ಠ |
#304739* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hei> Friends!
<Hei> Romans!
<Hei> Countrymen
<Hei> Lend me your ears
=-= Hei was booted from #pokebeach by Awayeon (DERAILED) |
#304762* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<miha> marko-_- firefoxlive.mozilla.org
<marko-_-> We’re streaming cuteness. We’re dedicated to doing good. We’re out to make the web a better place. Thank you for supporting Mozilla Firefox.
<marko-_-> "we're also letting the cubs starve if people don't download our browser"Comment: /
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#304765* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* lee loves 69
<Sparky[iPod]> nothing to lose
<Sparky[iPod]> and its your and me
<Sparky[iPod]> you*Comment: shows how Sparky always has wanted me!
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#304787* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
18:05 < SpaceGhostC2C> altoid: Sorry, I'm too busy being face deep in init's menstrual cycle. |
#304792* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* ClaireBear palm hits lahwran
<lahwran> no, that's faceslap
<Kimmeh> Slap^
* ClaireBear strap-on hits Kimmeh
<lahwran> O.o
<Kimmeh> ....
<Kimmeh> oh Claire
<sonicrules1234> Kimmeh: I'm getting one for christmas :> |
#304820* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ives> so who is on for tonight?
<Deimos> I am
<Ponce> me
* Ives (Someone@8cdd0f0d.sip.ags.828b38f5.net.hmsk) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
<Me-me> XDComment: #darkling on irc.sorcery.net
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#304833* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Yamato (Yamato@dongs-37D59E56.hsd1.ct.comcast.net) has joined #wtfpwnt
<Jake|E5400> oh whatever
<~tidux> >fails at fibonacci sequences
<Jake|E5400> My whole county
<miek|shop> no
<Jake|E5400> .Comment: What happens when you join #wtfpwnt
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#304846* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* sdaffer_1 has quit (Quit: Lost terminal)
* sdaffer_ has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
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#304847* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kabanos> I'd really love to have a gun, but for, like...like a cat, you know
<Kabanos> they always fascinated me, they are so pretty
<Kabanos> I'd just sit there and assemble and disassemble it
<Xe0n> ... LOL |
#304848* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[L4G] # % of Zookiness: youtube_com/watch?v=5ua2jr8s3Xo
[L4G] # % of Zookiness: i was the one in the gorrilla suit
[L4G] # % of Zookiness: Make sure you watch unti that part
[L4G]Kawaiidesu~☆: I lol'd hard when the bomb dropped
[L4G]Kawaiidesu~☆: Did you edit that in?
[L4G] # % of Zookiness: Yeah
[L4G]Kawaiidesu~☆: Lmfao
[L4G]Kawaiidesu~☆: I see the little button
[L4G]Kawaiidesu~☆: and instantly recognized the clip
[L4G]Kawaiidesu~☆: and just started laughingComment: URL is nesessary for meaning.
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#304882* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Marenz> Have you been buying dirty things again?
* Flash is listening.
<Flash> erm, reading
<Flash> erm, observing
<Missie> yes i did
<Flash> not vla flavoured condoms i hope?
<Flash> else i have to change my business plan radically |
#304901* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DellGuy> look at how fast that guys download speed is <link>
<BunneH> 0.o
<DellGuy> 17.2MB/s
<BunneH> i cap at 1.7MB/s
<DellGuy> BunneH, same
<BunneH> back when i had better fios i capped at 5.6
<BunneH> and masturbated to itComment: #cg
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#304910* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Tabuu|Happy pulls out a gun, and fires it at Jorge.
* MrConcreteDonkey falls out of thesky.
* MrConcreteDonkey falls onto Tabuu's bullet
* Tabuu|Happy shoots MCD for falling on his bullet.
* MrConcreteDonkey has been shot four times
<Tabuu|Happy> You're probably wondering why, with my nickname, I'm shooting people.
<Tabuu|Happy> Think about who I am for a moment.
<MrConcreteDonkey> It gives Tabuu happiness
<Tabuu|Happy> *shoots MCD again* Thank you. |
#304911* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mesh> bit101: The cross dressing alice in wonderland with the leica was just a bonus.
<bit101> mesh: isn't that always a bonus? |
#304926* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<E8newallm> I can go see real life anime characters! :O
<atari2600a> E8newallm: contrary to popular belief little girls do not want to make love to you or catch pokemon
<E8newallm> :(
<atari2600a> just making sure you know this before you disappoint yourself
<atari2600a> I know it's hard
<atari2600a> D:
<E8newallm> IT ISN'T ANYMORE :'(
<E8newallm> Oh god
<E8newallm> I have to go out into the cold again :(
<atari2600a> also, though there do exist arcades that use IRL trading cards
<purrdeta> wellll
<atari2600a> they haven't gotten down the whole holigraphy thing yet, so no monster cards either
<E8newallm> But how do I play Duel Monsters without holograms? :O
<atari2600a> コナタちゃん
<atari2600a> *is a fictional character BTW
<E8newallm> That contains katakana, I can't read that :O
<atari2600a> just making sure we get all the hurt out in the beginning here
<atari2600a> oh
<E8newallm> All I can read is the chan bit :P
<atari2600a> こなたちゃん
<E8newallm> なるとちゃん
<E8newallm> Konata-chan :O
<E8newallm> 3 minutes and I'm going :P
<atari2600a> the police boxes are real, but the veterinary hospitals with free room & board are not
<Athenon> パンツ下さい
* rootnode (~rootnode@dslb-188-100-199-143.pools.arcor-ip.net) has joined ##japanese
<E8newallm> :(
<atari2600a> はい
<atari2600a> はい
<E8newallm> I swear, half the stuff said in this channel is just random Japanese gibberish :P
<atari2600a> 喜びを殺すさま
<E8newallm> GTG
<E8newallm> BYE :o
<atari2600a> also that's the idea
<atari2600a> it's ##japanese
<atari2600a> bye
<E8newallm> Haha :P
<atari2600a> brb, I'm gonna cut up this & submit it to qdb.usComment: ...& not a single fuck was given that day
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#304986* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
And Auton Rory may or may not be hiding in at least one of the other rooms. |
#304994* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
My violin seems to have a Red Violin Delusion. Is it varnished with actual blood? Michelle Belanger better not have menstruated all over my violin. |
#305020* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Androids can get drunk? |
#305038* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
WizardOfOz: So you want to Defy Gravity?
Elphaba: Yes!
WizardOfOz: Then take these voodoo dolls, and position them in a gang bang...
Elphaba: Excuse me?
WizardOfOz: You heard me...
Elphaba: Okay, they're in position, now what do I do?
WizardOfOz: First take the Voodoo Doll with Hair of Darkness--
Elphaba: Yes?
WizardOfOz: And grope it.
Elphaba: Excuse me?
WizardOfOz: You heard me.
Elphaba: Okay that's done. Ew... What next?
WizardOfOz: Replace the Voodoo Doll in its previous position in the gang bang.
Elphaba: Yes?
WizardOfOz: Now squeeze the Gang Bang from both sides. The positions of the Voodoo Dolls should reverse.
Elphaba: Wow.. That's amazing... And disturbing. Uh oh!
WizardOfOz: What's wrong? Your only floating! I thought you wanted to Defy Gravity!
Elphaba: How do I get myself down from here?!
WizardOfOz: Crap... |
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