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#305047* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
This is like submitting random gibberish to a woman who acts like a man who acts like a hermphrodite... |
#305072* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Did Spencer Christian just call us "The Corner House"? |
#305092* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Moot: You've reached DreamsIncorporated Subdivision: Schizophrenia. Please state the nature of your emergency.
Mixelica: COLOR CODED SEXUAL ORIENTATION BOWTIE TIME VORTEX MESS!!!
Crispy: You are now under House Arrest. For a Limited Time, stop submitting Conversations to QDB.US.
Mixelica: Fair enough... |
#305128* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
DonnaSimpson: There ought to be a new season of Phineas and Ferb in which Ferb does all the talking. |
#305135* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Moot: The Time Zones are an Actual (or Seeming) rotation of consciousness in which the Gallifreyans enslave people so that they will "Get Shit Done"--Tshirt Hell. |
#305168* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
BritishGirl#1: You are *staying in Africa or months at a time?* That sounds so scary?
BritishGirl#2: I know, but I should get through it...
MixieFox: *You guys could always just summer in your favorite places...*
Disclaimer: I don't recall exactly how long she was planning to stay, or whether she was staying in Africa. |
#305191* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
EnglishSpeakerAdvice: Don't just ogle your favorite person. If you want to meet them, work your ass off. |
#305199* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Accelerator> PHP: /var/www/vhosts/asite.com/archives does not exist.
<Accelerator> Bash: /var/www/vhosts/asite.com/archives is a directory.
<Accelerator> Me: ..... |
#305208* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Efreak> guest_60: is it windows?
<guest_60> yes
<guest_60> i think windows vista
<guest_90> VIRUS!
<guest_90> Vista is a Trojan. By Microsoft.
<guest_90> No wonder Apple says their PC's are 'virus free' :P
<HandBanana> Amen guest90. Crippleware.
<guest_90> Vista comes with a Virus.
<HandBanana> Vista is the largest data mining tool ever dreamed of.
* guest_90 Beats on Bill Gates drumsComment: #computerhope on mibbit. guest 60, 90, and handbanana are here for help.
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#305262* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Shabbypenguin> deca tell bikcmp that having apple products in an android room is evil
<Decad3nce> I have an ipod 2 feet away from me
<Shabbypenguin> ...
<bikcmp> Shabbypenguin: haha
<Shabbypenguin> i hate you all
<bikcmp> i love my ipone for games.
<bikcmp> seriously
<jcase> Shabbypenguin, its ok, i dont allow apple products in my house
<bikcmp> same
<jcase> i made my brother i had not seen in 5 yrs leave his iphone in his car
<Shabbypenguin> lol
<bikcmp> this was made by a company named "crapple"
<jcase> srs
<Shabbypenguin> i told my gf to sleep on the couch till she quit her job at at&t'
<bikcmp> lol
<bikcmp> didn't you miss her?
<bikcmp> :P
<Shabbypenguin> well..
<Shabbypenguin> thats why she got to come back..
<bikcmp> loll
<Shabbypenguin> and now i have a baby on the way.. this is all att's fault!
<bikcmp> Shabbypenguin: great man |
#305280* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Odd> Just search 'Daunasia' on google
<Odd> Shes the only person that will show up
<Odd> Not even typos of anything will show up
<Odd> Just her
<Odd> Shes so black, her name is completely and utterly made up
<FP> "Showing results for dateinasia. Search instead for daunasia"
<FP> Is this funny because I've been drinking a bit, or because it's funny?
<Odd> Because its funny
<FP> Just making sure. |
#305284* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Sudos> still alive
<Analog|Phenom> nowai
<Analog|Phenom> inb4 /kill Sudos not anymore
* You have been kicked from #wtfpwnt by tidux (this is a triumph)
* Disconnected ().
* Analog|Phenom sets mode +i Analog|Phenom
* Analog|Phenom sets mode +w Analog|Phenom
* Analog|Phenom sets mode +x Analog|Phenom
* Now talking on #wtfpwnt
<Analog|Phenom> oh lol
<tidux> it's hard to overstate my satisfaction
<tidux> #wtfpwnt trollin
<Analog|Phenom> yeah
<tidux> we post ascii dongs because we can
<tidux> for the good of all of us
* tidux has kicked Yamato from #wtfpwnt (except for those who are b&)Comment: #wtfpwnt on irc.rubbermallet.org
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#305333* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
In a perfect world, there would be no need for firmware hacking because any person would be able to create an exact copy of a game with nothing more than their simple dual-layer dvd burner. However this is not the case, because when Xbox360 games are created by Microsoft they aren’t “burned” so much as they are “pressed.” Wikipedia can supply you with ample information on this.
Microsoft uses this to their advantage, creating artifacts in the discs that we cannot replicate with burners at home. Then looking for these artifacts when the disc is put into an xbox dvd-drive. This is where firmware hacking and SSv1, 2, and 3 come into play. To get around these anti-piracy (AP) artifacts (and there are various, the latest being anti-piracy 2.5 or AP25), the crafty modders and hackers came up with SSv, which is a security patch that emulates the AP artifacts. SSv 1 and 2 were used to get around the various flavors of AP up until and including AP 2.0. SSv 3 for AP25.
These security patches are ignored by standard xbox firmware (obviously), so modded firmwares is required to recognize them. This modded firmware reports to the motherboard (and thus the Xbox-Dash OS) that the disc has all the necessary AP artifacts. I’m oversimplifying but I’m assuming you have no background with firmware programming or modification.
What microsoft has done is activated ‘hidden’ checks for AP25 in some recently released games, which up until now had no checks. These games ALREADY HAD AP25 ON THEM, AP25 is a physical property of the disc, it was not, and cannot, be created by the update. The reason for this is MS wanted to ‘ambush’ the modders who played without SSv3 patches on these games (which of course nobody does, since they weren’t necessary and were never ripped/developed). This does not mean MS can suddenly create AP25 on older discs, those will always be safe. Also, older drives (read: Hitachi’s and Sammy’s) are incapable of searching for AP25 and will always be safe from this sort of update. |
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<mcnutcase> Someday, I'll snark so hard it'll turn out to be a boojum. |
#305356* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[UmBleedin] Brb, just found a pimple on my penis. |
#305360* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<feep> OH GOD
<feep> OH GOD ;.;
<feep> [movl $module_interpret_eval_dash_expr_of_function_to_sys_int_of_ptrto_
array_of_char_ and_dg_ret_sys_int_args_sys_int_and_dg_ret_sys_int_args_sys_int_
and_dg_ret_void _args_sys_int_sys_int_and_dg_ret_void_args_sys_int_sys_int_sub
fun_module_interp ret_eval_dash_expr_of_function_to_sys_int_of_ptrto_array_of_
char_and_dg_ret_sys _int_args_sys_int_and_dg_ret_sys_int_args_sys_int_and_dg_
ret_void_args_sys_int_ sys_int_and_dg_ret_void_args_sys_int_sys_int_testinstr ->
<feep> 4(%esp)]
<feep> What have I done ;.;
* opticron barfs all over feep
<opticron> wtf is that
<opticron> make it stop!
<feep> to translate: movl interpret.eval-expr(char*, (int delegate(int), int delegate(int), void delegate(int, int), void delegate(int, int)) -> int).(interpret.eval-dash.eval-expr(char*, bla bla bla -> int).testinstr
<feep> and scratch one (
<feep> my mangling is a leeeettle overzealous.
<EXetoC> i likez it
<feep> EXetoC: it's the xml of mangling convention
<feep> hard to parse with a computer AND hard to read by a human.Comment: A typical day in #d. Also, wtf?! -> There is an arbitrary limit of 80 letters per word. Please add some spaces and resubmit
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#305368* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Odrawing> Super_Tron: Basketball players dont care about the physics regarding the hyperbole of the ball.
<Super_Tron> we're not talking about basketball though are we
<Super_Tron> and hyperbole is a literary termComment: #furaffinity on #furnet
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#305394* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
You and me baby ain't nothing but bloggers
So let's do it like they do on that one show about loggers |
#305446* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Stephan: morning
Steve: Yes?
Stephan: jus wanna to say good morning
Steve: What makes you think it is good?
Stephan: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Steve: I mean... is it sort of an announcement - "Hi, I'm having a good morning"
Steve: Well, that can go over two ways...
Stephan: we always say good morning wright
Stephan: so good morning
Steve: Whether or not I'm having a good morning it's a bit presumptious of you to assume that I am.
Steve: And if you don't assume that then you are mocking me by proclaiming your good morning...
Stephan: haha
Steve: So, "Good morning to you too"
Stephan: thank you |
#305469* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(2011-02-02 00:40:12) ElTimo: I have to be the dumbest person on earth
(2011-02-02 00:40:26) Winnah9000: Dumber than Lindsay Lohan?
(2011-02-02 00:40:27) Franoculator: hey everybody, it's George W. Bush!
(2011-02-02 00:40:31) danl: ElTimo: I vote my customers areComment: #cyanogenmod @ freenod
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#305470* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
DekuLink: I'm setting a minimum age requirement for registration here at PTH.
Potter: Set it to "Potter"
DekuLink: Then we'd have a bunch of 3 year olds posting spam.
Potter: True. |
#305482* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* @Caspar hits bill rather hard
* @Bill48105 slaps Casper around a bit with a rancid carp
* @Caspar kicks bill in his n*ts
* @Bill48105 says thank you sir may I have another!?!?
<@Caspar> No you may not
* @Bill48105 kicks himself in his nuts & likes it |
#305500* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<YaManicKill> hmmm
<YaManicKill> right...taking out the logs!
<yaMatt> rm -rf /var/logs ?Comment: #linuxoutlaws
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#305555* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Stranger: Got your nose!
Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
#305570* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Gaгы (RUS): i love being covered in piss
Mr. Asplundh (OA): who doesn't?
Toby Asplundh (OA): Me
Gaгы (RUS): normal people? |
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