QDB: Quote #305686
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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 37 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 44.4% chance of being approved.

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<Zench> I like those kind of robots.
<Zench> They look like big old plushies made of metal.
<Jade> Haha, I've never heard it put like that
<Zench> Look at those big feet and the dumb face.
<Zench> If that robot was, like, 2 feet tall, it'd be like a dumb puppy and constantly sneak into the trash can.
<Zench> I'd call him DERPBOT and his main job would be to tackle me whenever I start to scroll down; forgetting as I do that YouTube comments are never worth it.
<Zench> He'd constantly be confused about banana peels and think tin cans were hats.
<Zench> In otherwords, he'd be a robot who's powered by... my heart.
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