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#304939* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Scouto2> I must admit now saia
* Scouto2 takes off the mask
<Scouto2> I...
<Scouto2> am...
<Scouto2> not your brother Ernest.
<Saia> No shit.
* Scouto2 just felt like adding dramatica tension
<Vikar> I am Earnest
<Scouto2> No, I am Ernest!
<SquiRoFL> IM SPARTICUS
<+Kitashi> I'M SPARTICUS
<dynv> I AM SPARTICUS.
<Vikar> I'm Spartacus!Comment: the sparticus lines happened at the same exact time. #furaffinity on FurNet
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#304940* (?/62) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Summerfox murrs as he's away to do what foxes to best.
<FancySkunk> Soak up cum like a rag? >_>Comment: #FurNet. this is why people troll furries.
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#304960* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Bear> Egoist which stats are important
<Bear> I know int is
<Bear> I'm guessing con is
<Bear> wis
<tallstaff> Uhhhh
<tallstaff> in 3.5?
<tallstaff> Int is the only stat
<tallstaff> that you need
<ALT-F4> cool story bro
<~helpful_comrade> CHA here, INT is a nerd
<~helpful_comrade> and a virgin
<ALT-F4> Just like helpful_comrade :3
* ALT-F4 was kicked by helpful_comrade (helpful_comrade)Comment: #DnDOOC on suptg
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#304987* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Do you guys live in my laptop? If so, why did my laptop die? |
#304988* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Kindly obtain subconscious consent before brainspawning. |
#305000* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Mixelica: How is the internet dating scheme going?
BehavioralEconomics: Not so well... I miss Jewish Matchmakers.
Mixelica: Perhaps they should be brought back.
*Pandorica Closed*.
BehavioralEconomics: That's an idea...
Anthropology: SnowMan? Are you still alive?
SnowMan: Barely... Should I shoot myself again?
Anthropology: No, not this time.
*BANG!!!*
Anthropology: I thought I told you not to shoot yourself!
SnowMan: Wasn't me...
Anthropology: Damn... I can never stop Kurt Cobain.
SnowMan: What the fuck ever. Are you ever going to make yourself useful, or are you just here to drive me insane?
Anthropology: I really wouldn't know. How would you like to run a business?
SnowMan: Are you insane?
Anthropology: Probably.
SnowMan: I'm a Wiccan who bites the heads of hot girls! Can't you see I'm a liberal?!
Anthropology: You may be, but I'm not.
SnowMan: You have political opinions?
Anthropology: I live to study politics.
SnowMan: What's your political orientation then?
Anthropology: Apolitical.
SnowMan: Not buying it.
Anthropology: Red Cat Republican then.
SnowMan: That name is so gay...
Anthropology: Not my fault. I can't name things. Mixelica names all of my ideas. Every name she comes up with is gay. Deal with it. |
#305005* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Are you trying to say that when I stalk Thomas Sangster, Thomas Sangster stalks me back? |
#305010* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Apparently my living room is haunted by Martha Stewart. |
#305018* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Somebody tell Latino-Heat that the only thing that can give a Virgin rashes is Guilt or some other Inner Demon. |
#305042* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
No comedians were harmed in the making of the 2010 Christmas Specials. I hope... |
#305057* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Elvie: I like Hugs. No kissing.
AmyPond: Go to Hell.
Hitler: GAHHHHHH!
MixieFox: She didn't mean literally... |
#305059* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Kindly re-focus English Professor Part 2 on Fox's New Version of ''The Simpsons''. Please. Unless... Am I English Professor Part 2? |
#305064* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Kindly Animate my Spoofs and Upload them to YouTube. Please. If the Trained Monkey King has Actual Telepathy, this should be in the Realm of Possibility. |
#305065* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
MixieFox: Yay I caged Nanny McPhee!
Crispy: This is not legal... |
#305067* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Error404: I am not Mixelica. Mixelica cheated off my midterms... |
#305079* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Heavenly Father died the day I was born and Raised Me. |
#305081* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
According to my calculations, Weird Al and I were raised by Zombie Jesus. |
#305098* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
HolyTrinity: Every religion may or may not be wrong, but Christianity got some things right.
Mixelica: They assumed you were the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost.
HolyTrinity: I was actually the Mother, WTF, and HOLY SHIT!!! |
#305099* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Zarathustra: STOP!!!
JackJack: *Bursts into Flames*. |
#305104* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
The Venice Academy Sector: Whoniverse:
Mixelica: I'd totally date this guy if he didn't seem extremely dangerous...
Moot: Wait a minute...
Mixelica: Dangerous?
*SCANNING FOR QUOTES, PARAPHRASES, AND/OR MISQUOTES*
FINDINGS: 'Perfect Angel to his Co-stars' 'Resembles Saturday Morning Children's Show Host' 'Does not swear'
*FACT CHECKING...*
FINDINGS: Has a history of swearing...
*ACTOR-CHARACTER AFFECT COMPARISION*
FINDINGS: Exact Match.
*UNUSUAL AFFECT SEARCH*
FINDINGS: Eyes of Medusa.
FINDINGS: Angelic Cover Up of Eyes of Medusa.
Mixelica: Something is very wrong here... |
#305125* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
MixieFox: The Westons and the Grays stayed well away from each other, except for the Grandparents Who Did Not Die... |
#305149* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
So I was watching this monologue from that Princess Leah actress, and she said that being bi-polar meant she "swung both ways", and then it hit me: The Protagonist wasn't bisexual, he was Bi in every sense! |
#305174* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Ass Coverage: Every other Doctor may not be retarded... |
#305179* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<wormi> I don't know who to turn to for advice
<wormi> on this subject
<wormi> I want to hear someone from California speaking in English... maybe a video in youtube
<wormi> but I don't know how to search
<`WarpKat> ...
<wormi> could you give me some key words to search in youtube?
<`WarpKat> california |
#305187* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<deose> I had mirc, but it said I needed to pay for registration so I just got icechat
<poolshark> lol pay for registration
<deose> I'm poor D:
<poolshark> deose, you must be green
<deose> I'm colorblind if that means anything |
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