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#307020* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@bradz> your asian '
<@James|Afkkkk> lmaoooooooo
<@James|Afkkkk> irl
<@bradz> expected |
#307025* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Alyssa: My autopilot is a blow up one like from Airplane.
DamienFox: ^this
Filter: V that
DamienFox: >> This and that
Alyssa: This > < That
Filter: PARADOX
DamienFox: :V
Alyssa: I broke time again?Comment: #EquestriaDaily on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#307033* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
HelgeSverre: i remember the CoD4 match i played last night
HelgeSverre: he rage-quited
HelgeSverre: ....no wait that was EVERY MATCH i played that night!Comment: OverTheGun.com
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#307056* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
luigi mahn saver of the humens: well that guy is a dick
Sasuke: your face doesnt have a dick |
#307105* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@aedinius> ah shit
<@aedinius> the sriracha
<@aedinius> it burns
<@aedinius> the beer
<@aedinius> it does nothing |
#307128* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Azazel> auigh
<Azazel> dick fuck shit cocks
<Azazel> That's it, screw the bubbler, I'm using a good old blithering pipe 8v
<Azazel> Knocked the thing onto my lap after packing a bowl D:<
<Azazel> Now my shitty leaf is freshly shredded and all over my shirt :x
<Azazel> The other day the stupid thing tipped all over my nice messy sandwhich >_>
<Azazel> And that was kush, not shakes D8Comment: another stoner does something stupid
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#307159* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Xander vista hates dual screens
nofrillz and jews
nofrillz thats its only saving grace
Xander everyone hates jews
nofrillz :D
Jarhead hahah
Jarhead vista hates jews
Jarhead i shat
Jarhead alot
nofrillz LOL
Xander you scared jew?
Xander vista gonna come for you, jew
Xander jews shat themselves all over when they found out
Jarhead hells yea
Jarhead they made vista cheap
Jarhead so jews would buy it
Jarhead then BAM
Jarhead HIT WITH 1000's OF BUGS
Xander Bill Gates is Hitler!
Jarhead fucked them up, hardcore |
#307181* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@KrystalEtalon> NEED A TICKET OUT OF PURGATORY? BUY ONE SOUL GET ONE FREE! |
#307182* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<p_y> .s prop magic absorb
<RTBot> No items found (current file is uniset)
<San> .s huehue
<RTBot> Command [] with [] not recognized
<p_y> .s san is gay
<RTBot> Command [san] with [is gay] not recognized
<p_y> :D
<p_y> wait wait
<p_y> .s san is straight
<RTBot> Command [san] with [is straight] not recognized
<p_y> HA HAComment: I had it coming
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#307208* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Blade: why are there monkeys having sex
Blade: when i searched girl renders
Blade: ...
Propellant: ... |
#307238* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<brohemia1> the four food groups are shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, and my dick |
#307239* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MiniatureMurder> im eating a big ass McRib right now!!!
<brohemia1> you are not
<MiniatureMurder> i am in spirit
<brohemia1> the fuck does that mean?
<FuzzyPlushroom> It means he has a dick in his mouth.
<MiniatureMurder> the McRib is soul food
<MiniatureMurder> its good for your soul
<brohemia1> no it's not you shrimp dick
<brohemia1> no it's not you shrimp dick
<FuzzyPlushroom> The reply so nice you made it twice.
<old_dog_child> MM is lying
<old_dog_child> mcribs don't have a spirit
<old_dog_child> they are soulless entities that thrive on the suffering of humans
<FuzzyPlushroom> They did once.
<brohemia1> you're making a bold assumption that they contain meat
<FuzzyPlushroom> A spirit that went 'oink'. And probably 'neigh' and 'woof'.
<MiniatureMurder> uhhh
<Haschel> Don't forget "coo". |
#307248* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Evil_Pinki> h t t p://oi51.tinypic.com/mwvbj7.jpg
<Evil_Pinki> That's my layout. List seperate from the chats and consoles.
<Izumi_kit> ah
<Evil_Pinki> Aaaaaand I just realised that that was a personal chat. o////o;; |
#307250* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<platnicat|laptop|> SNAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAaaAAAaaAAAAaaaaaakes
<patsfanczar> once again, porn, angry pink rattle, or a mixture of both?
<patsfanczar> adam is currently quizzing me on what dicks I would like to get fucked byComment: FurNet, PM
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#307303* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< BombedCarnivore> I'd rather have a Super V
< dorknexus_> who wouldn't want a super vagina
-!- Model192 has joined
<+aedinius> Speaking of.
< dorknexus_> haha
< Model192> suck it |
#307313* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
dann123_1 has joined (~ewggbbonx@protectedhost-8D443698.dyn.estpak.ee)
< dann123_1> tere
<&Talia> Good day and welcome to #help. Please state the nature of your IRC emergency
dann123_1 has left IRC (Connection reset by peer)Comment: #help on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#307422* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DigiDuncan> Why are the comments en espanol?
<Mysoft> they are?
<Mysoft> O_O
<DigiDuncan> '** PREPARAR MATRIZES DAS RESPOSTAS **
<DigiDuncan> restore ACTIONS_DATA....
<Mysoft> it's portuguese btw (my mother language)
<Mysoft> oh shi
<DigiDuncan> lolComment: ##freebasic on irc.freenode.net
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#307436* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Kenny> going for my dinner now¬
<@Kenny> ! *
<@{unimatrix}> still not got that KFC Kenny ?
<@Kenny> not yet :(
<@{unimatrix}> that was like an houre ago
<@Kenny> I know
<@Kenny> Phlunk3 needed convincing to join
<@Kenny> stubborn bastard ¬.¬
<@{unimatrix}> show him penis?
<@nolezy> ffs
<@nolezy> stop eating KFC you fat fuck
<@Kenny> I HAVEN'T HAD ONE IN A MONTH
<@{unimatrix}> thats what she said
<@nolezy> a period?
<@Kenny> hehComment: meow
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#307450* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kleykyle> dmf put doors on my dick
<Kleykyle> *DOCK |
#307556* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
terpin: im releasing my own brand of beers
terpin: called terpintine
terpin: cheap, strong and guarenteed to fuck yo shit upComment: OverTheGun.com
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#307655* (?/54) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dark_Malarky> …hay…if Colgate is Drunkgate when drunk and Sleepgate when sleeping…
<Trollestia> ...?
<Xiagu> is she Watergate when wet?
<Dark_Malarky> …does that mean when she goes afk for a sec to get a glass of water—?
<Dark_Malarky> DARN YOU XIAGU
<ZeroParadox> Yes.
• Xiagu messed up your deliveryComment: #EquestriaDaily on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#308026* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jack24> can i patch the windows 7 kernel into the debian kernel? maybe using a pipe?
<jack24> pipe it through gcc maybe?Comment: #debian, OFTC
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#308146* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ego> Anyone remember that time that Cheerio ragequit in the second to last round of the game?
<Ego> :O
<cheerio> anyone remember that time 5 minutes from now that ego got glined for being a liar
<Ego> I-.. I don't remember that. =/
<norbert79> lol |
#308250* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sigvatr> hey crowe your butt smells like poop
<crowe> oh look you're unbanned
<crowe> it's like the full moon, if it was an irredeemable wreck of a person
* crowe sets ban on *!*@122-149-47-86.static.dsl.dodo.com.au
* crowe has kicked sigvatr from #tigirc (sigvatr) |
#308259* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Oz sighs
<Oz> I read the Cracked article about rip-off movies, and they mention that in The Island, Scarlett Johansson spends half the movie running away from explosions looking super-hot...
<Oz> So I went to Google Images and typed in "scarlett johansson island", and became depressed when I realized that will never be a real place. :(Comment: Kickstarter, anyone?
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