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#303943* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
xen: <chanoxx> @eightball
xen: <xen> NO.
CaptainKirk|Mac: lol |
#303970* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Your mama's ass looks like a trashbag full of mashed potatoes. (-Chase Bowes.) |
#304014* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
tyson: hahaha
tyson: guess what!
ness: what the fuck do you want
tyson: you're still at work
tyson: and i'm not
ness: guess what
ness: tomorrow is my thursday
ness: suck on that metaphorical dick
tyson: well i only have to work 4 days
ness: well i only have to work a total of 2 hours a week because i watch youtube all mothafuckin day
ness: suck on that loverboy
tyson: you win this time batman
ness: 8 : - )
ness: 8 : - )
ness: 8 - ) deal with it |
#304023* (?/50) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HappyGoLumpy> I read BBC all the time and I always notice that they refer to African Americans as "Blacks".
<HappyGoLumpy> it sounds racist to meComment: the BBC, you say?
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#304047* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sabriel> why the mystery?
<Knight> 1) Because I like mystery
<Knight> 2) They might poke fun at me about why I went over...
<Sabriel> ....
<Sabriel> fine, PM it then
<Mindless> CLEARLY Knight ENJOYS BUTT SEX FROM THIS FRIEND MICHAEL
<Mindless> I POSTULATE HE IS ACTUALLY GAY FOR THIS MICHAEL FELLOW
<Mindless> Mystery solved, call me Sherlock, bitches
<Knight> uh huh
<Knight> That's also why you live with DavidComment: #wolf on irc.esper.net
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#304049* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Joel> I'd rather not be in a city that rapes angels. kthx |
#304062* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Aegisa> dead_parrot, seems you and Dia have something in common :O
<dead_parrot> ha?
<Aegisa> she wants to see naked men falling from the sky :X
<dead_parrot> ...
<dead_parrot> i dont, tho
<Moya> who doesnt
<Aegisa> kinda like swedish man from outer space, isnt it?
<dead_parrot> nono, see
<dead_parrot> swedish firemen are... firemen
<Moya> :p
<Moya> where
<dead_parrot> so they dont need to be falling from the sky - instead they need to come running out of a burning house :p
<Aegisa> QUOTE
<Aegisa> " just that i would like to see sexy men in sexy suits to fall from the sky =D"
<Moya> mmmmm
<Aegisa> what about the outer spacen then?
<Aegisa> *space
<dead_parrot> i like them to know their battlestar galactica quotes right?
<dead_parrot> O.O
<Prometej_in_da_house> jees
* Crogge wonders how Cylon sex is
<Prometej_in_da_house> LOL
<Aegisa> Tiago Picão "You should meet dead_parrot, Forum TL from Crogges.
<Aegisa> She has a desire to see "swedish firemen from outerspace"."
* Aegisa hides
<Crogge> I vote that this gets in the next magazine
<Prometej_in_da_house> what a deep conversation :P
<Crogge> "Introducing Dead_Parrot, the girl who likes Swedish fireman from outerspace"
<Prometej_in_da_house> she is not the only person who likes swedish ppl :P
* Prometej_in_da_house hides
<Crogge> :x
<Crogge> But I prefer Swedish girls :P |
#304078* (?/56) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[ParadoxDeity]: I'm sitting here thinking about that hermaphrodite butt-rape statement earlier.
[ParadoxDeity]: That's probably the most humiliating thing ever.
[sucka]: lol
[+Shadow_Tim]: i cant believe you were actually thinking about it
[+Shadow_Tim]: thats just wrong
[ParadoxDeity]: It's understandable if it happens in prison, I guess, but there is absolutely no excuse to have some 15-year-old girl flip you over and just be like "You're being raped by a chick. How's that make you feel?" |
#304084* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gimmeit> does mirc have a mac version |
#304089* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<\> you can't discern complex patterns in your dreams because your mind is too lazy and incompetent
<\> your fingers are too complex
<\> so looking at your hands is a way of determining if you're dreaming
<chunter> \: Hands too complex for the brain while masturbating
<Nobuyuki`> chunter: edward onahands |
#304103* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
_Arthur: Acer's CEO thinks that Apple products are a virus that has taken over the market,
_Arthur: but at some point the PC companies will come up with a cure
_Arthur: like, say, coming up with good products
tanuki: They're a virus, and the symptoms of infection are improved productivity and raw sexual magnetism.
tanuki: Oh no, don't throw me in *that* briar patch. |
#304170* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nawcom> I DRINK PENIS! I DRINK TITS! I DRINK THE HIV FR0M UR ARMPITS!
<RedSiegfried> orly?
<RedSiegfried> chinese japanese dirty knees look at these
<RedSiegfried> so so suck your toe all the way to mexico. while you're there cut your hair but don't forget your underwear.
<nawcom> Come on. Be creative. |
#304180* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Heddiz|Lunch> Well time to cock something eatableComment: @Quakenet #dietunichtguten
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#304211* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
--> blah (~IceChat7@xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx.client.mchsi.com) has joined #catacombz
<-> blah is now known as gas-tweets
<-- gas-tweets (~IceChat7@xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx.client.mchsi.com) has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
--> gas-tweets (~IceChat7@xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx.client.mchsi.com) has joined #catacombz
<-> gas-tweets is now known as Sabriel[kaylee]
<-> Sabriel[kaylee] is now known as Chris
<-> Chris is now known as Chris_Hanson
<-> Chris_Hanson is now known as Sabriel[kaylee]
<-> Sabriel[kaylee] is now known as Sabriel[irrssi]
<-> Sabriel[irrssi] is now known as justtextmasterbated
<-> justtextmasterbated is now known as imsorrytoo
<-- imsorrytoo (~IceChat7@xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx.client.mchsi.com) has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
--> imsorrytoo (~IceChat7@xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx.client.mchsi.com) has joined #catacombz
<-- imsorrytoo (~IceChat7@xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx.client.mchsi.com) has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
<|DeZ|> wow...that was quite the epic story |
#304232* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(stebie) i can't find a place to dl a legit ibm xp oem iso so i'm installing ubuntu instead
(Longie) an unmodded xp iso?
(Longie) theyre no where to be found :/
(Longie) that reminds me
(Longie) stargate universe
(Longie) thanksComment: ...
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#304234* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+homeworkrac> if you are freshmen and sophomores you don't have souls or brains yet
<+homeworkrac> and are not at all cool
<+homeworkrac> and have not gone through puberty
<+homeworkrac> and can't soell |
#304241* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Trigeron> :p
<Trigeron> Dont be so offencive, ash :p
<Kindamoody> I'm nt counting
<Kindamoody> *not
* Serge[V] pats AshTR* Good job =)
* AshTR borrows Drol's cattle prod and uses it on Trigeron.
<AshTR> Don't be so stupid. ;)
- Later -
* Drolhtis (drolhtis@Nightstar-902a6d18.optusnet.com.au) has joined #twokinds
* ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to Drolhtis
<AshTR> Drol, you missed it.
<AshTR> A newbie just quit. YOU HAVE FAILED US.
<Drolhtis> Meh.
<Serge[V]> he did get proxy-prodded for you, though.
<AshTR> Shhh.
* AshTR muffles Serge.
* Serge[V] said nothing*
<Drolhtis> Who's been using a cattle prod!?
<Serge[V]> Kitten
<AshTR> Yeah, Kitten.
* Drolhtis wants logs.
<AshTR> [03:11:34] * Kitten|zZz borrows Drol's cattle prod and uses it on Trigeron.
<Serge[V]> <Kindamoody> *not
<Serge[V]> * Serge[V] pats AshTR* Good job =)
<Serge[V]> * Kitten borrows Drol's cattle prod and uses it on Trigeron.
<Serge[V]> <AshTR> Don't be so stupid. ;)Comment: And he didn't even notice.
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#304291* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
allison is an eggo
{CheeseBalls) I love those.
(Nachlader) in that case, i'd lay you allison ;)
(CheeseBalls) And I haven't had one in so long.
(Nachlader) that's eggo as in egg rightComment: #inportb
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#304306* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
FerretEsquire: what does the emoticon >:S denote?
*Ünhi | theY4Kman: It denotes the face >:S
FerretEsquire: what emotion is that?
*Ünhi | theY4Kman: I can only describe it as >:S
FerretEsquire: then you are dumb
*Ünhi | theY4Kman: >:SComment: sorry
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#304307* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Serge> Hehe <3....
<Serge> That was a friendship heart, btw.
<Serge> Nothing more >=P
<Daev> I know, I know
<Serge> Gack! I'm so awkward aaaaaaaaaaghh... *runs off*
<Daev> heheh
<Daev> Spots, you should be more like serge
<Daev> ashamed of your awkwardness rather than embracing it
<Spots> Awkward?
* Serge hugs Spots*
<Serge> I'll embrace your awkwardness, Spots..
<Spots> I AM DAMN PROUD TO BE AWKWARD.
* Spots pulls Dave into the gayhug
<Serge> ITS NOT A GAYHUG ITS A FRIENDHUG GAAAAGH!
<Daev> Hey, which one of you sent me the yes dance video
<Serge> wasn't me
<Serge> but
<Daev> It was some gay guy from some IRC channel
<Serge> <Serge> but
<Serge> Fuck!
<Serge> I had copied a link damnit not a text!
<Serge> ...and now it looks like I'm saying buttfuck! damnit!Comment: awkwardness at its finest
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#304326* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Valence_Desumo> the 'guy' has to lead the relationship
<Nicole_the_Fox> wroooong
<Nicole_the_Fox> counterexample: my mother
<Nicole_the_Fox> she took my dad's balls when they got married
<Nicole_the_Fox> she bosses him around
<Nicole_the_Fox> i'm thoroughly convinced that my mom is satan |
#304371* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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#304415* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@shortcircuit> Let's see. There's mee, mwn3d_phone, mikecb. Anyone else in here?
<@shortcircuit> *me
< waldwolf> not me
< Coderjoe> I'm Spartacus
< mikecb> Did he say the island of lesbos?
-!- shortcircuit changed the topic of #rosettacode to: Rostta Code: Coding in ((inf - 1) langauges. Pop a tab and stick around. This channel is logged, and occasionally published. |
#304416* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Nothing Special Have came in to my Life Until God Send To me a Guardian Angel.. Thank you God .. Help us.. Open Our Eyes And Bless Us All.. |
#304435* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[7:09pm] Grimm: I
[8:04pm] Grimm: shall not stand... for this insolence
[8:04pm] Grimm: </ultra kirk> |
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