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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 36 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 43% chance of being approved.

#305000* (?/36) ⚐Flag
Mixelica: How is the internet dating scheme going?
BehavioralEconomics: Not so well... I miss Jewish Matchmakers.
Mixelica: Perhaps they should be brought back.
*Pandorica Closed*.
BehavioralEconomics: That's an idea...
Anthropology: SnowMan? Are you still alive?
SnowMan: Barely... Should I shoot myself again?
Anthropology: No, not this time.
*BANG!!!*
Anthropology: I thought I told you not to shoot yourself!
SnowMan: Wasn't me...
Anthropology: Damn... I can never stop Kurt Cobain.
SnowMan: What the fuck ever. Are you ever going to make yourself useful, or are you just here to drive me insane?
Anthropology: I really wouldn't know. How would you like to run a business?
SnowMan: Are you insane?
Anthropology: Probably.
SnowMan: I'm a Wiccan who bites the heads of hot girls! Can't you see I'm a liberal?!
Anthropology: You may be, but I'm not.
SnowMan: You have political opinions?
Anthropology: I live to study politics.
SnowMan: What's your political orientation then?
Anthropology: Apolitical.
SnowMan: Not buying it.
Anthropology: Red Cat Republican then.
SnowMan: That name is so gay...
Anthropology: Not my fault. I can't name things. Mixelica names all of my ideas. Every name she comes up with is gay. Deal with it.
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