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#305202* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Nate U: yo
Nate U: beck song
Nate U: "I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me"
Nate U: what the fuck
Nate U: IS that song
one2many20: ...
one2many20: loser
Nate U: FUCK |
#305218* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MetalMere> Kidsbop is like a pedophiles soundtrack |
#305265* (?/58) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SquiRoFL> DAMMIT MOM! you know I'm a furry. And I love Tony the tiger. Yet you got generic frosted flakes.
<SquiRoFL> I do <3 Tony. He's hawt.
<ZombieCat> What's wrong, don't like the Malt-O-Meal kangaroo? |
#305269* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* king_crimson (king_crims@dongs-DC61F8C6.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
<~miek|shop> wat..
<Analog|D600> lol
<[Syntax]> DONGLY
<Analog|D600> when one of your own machines goes pingas, you know something's fucked
* miek|gatewayP3 (mike_gatew@dongs-DC61F8C6.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
<~miek|shop> WAT
<Analog|D600> wolololololol
<Analog|D600> looks like the internetz at your house went down
<~miek|shop> inb4 miek|IBM5150 ping timeout
* miek|IBM5150 (~miekIBM51@dongs-DC61F8C6.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
<Analog|D600> BAHAHAHAHA
<~miek|shop> }:|Comment: #wtfpwnt on irc.rubbermallet.org
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#305313* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pitz> I'm a pretty happy guy
<pitz> I eat my own feces
<pitz> So you might say that I usually sport a shit-eating grin! |
#305317* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
It is difficult to share a good friend with someone else..Comment: my own thinking
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#305322* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<reform19> ****://twitter.com/#!/recoveryinSJ
<miek|inspiron6k> from that page: I found out yesterday that I'm not responsible for my disease. I am responsible for my recovery. about 6 hours ago via web
<reform19> :D thats me!
<reform19> im going to NA now!
<reform19> no more cough syrup
<miek|inspiron6k> lol
<miek|inspiron6k> you're going to NA for cough syrup?
<miek|inspiron6k> i could swear thats a troll page
<reform19> no i'm not trolling
<reform19> yeah im going to na for a lot of things
<reform19> marijuana, alcohol
<miek|inspiron6k> you dont drink much as far as i can tell
<miek|inspiron6k> around christmas you drank some rum or something... and thats about it
<reform19> yeha i really dont but i still do enough to pee the bed a few times a year
<reform19> yeha i drank once again after the christmas rum
<miek|inspiron6k> ........ newform, thats not a problem why are you wasting NA's time
<reform19> lol
<reform19> because i like hugs
<miek|inspiron6k> lololo |
#305325 (0/352) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+jbeez> everytime my wife asks about moving I tell it the destination better have fios or its not happening
<+jbeez> she gets mad, then gets over it, and we stay hereComment: #FreeBSD
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#305363* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Notoria: HUH
Notoria: Where did those banners for Wikipedia go? :o
McKain: Notoria, all the major browser companies pushed patches to remove them
Notoria: Whot, forreal?!
Notoria: D:
Notoria: BUT WIKIPEDIA NEEDS HALP!@#$
McKain: IE was losing too many users to Chrome because Chrome because it could hide the banner
McKain: So Microsoft was all "D:<!"
Notoria: D:< |
#305391* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tyrantBed> i think i stuck my finger in my cat ass
<tyrantBed> i reached under the covers and felt somthing weard
<Shayne> :/ |
#305406* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<h4ppy_h4rdc0r3> i did RaverBaby
<h4ppy_h4rdc0r3> TheWJM did raversop |
#305473* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+qnrq> how to quickly get rid of your friends' girlfriends that have relationship problems: tell them all monogamic relationships are restrictive and are built on cravings and use love only for blackmailing. you might never hear from her again. |
#305490* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Ryan: the internet is retarded and died
chelsea: just like helen keller |
#305517* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SnowGryphon> "Losing space in the billions - three point six/Now I'm feeling so wide - IPv6!"Comment: Like a G6 too?
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#305529* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Exodisma> my penis agreed don't bother hima bout it
<Exodisma> just like if it's cute it's not pedo
<Amorce> Did someone say gay ?
<Exodisma> bippa chat about gay
<bippa> though I am technically gay indeed
<Exodisma> oh my~
<Amorce> Being gay is fucking sweetComment: #madoka @ Rizon
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#305538* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@AnnonSSI> we need to setup uStream and livetweeting for teledrinks
<@AnnonSSI> the future of getting drunk on a thursday night(tm)
<@dav3_> fill the nations tubes with beer
<@feral> national beer network?
<@dav3_> conroy would still filter it |
#305577* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<look> I fell asleep in a bowl of mashed potatoes :C
<metaflossy> LOL
<look> they were fresh potatoes, just mashed and i didn't want to eat them
<look> so i just let them sit there
<look> then i woke up in them
<look> karma got me goodComment: seriously karma why?
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#305604* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(fahadsadah) Repeatedly:
(fahadsadah) Teacher: NOT WITH A F-CKING HAMMER, BOY! (it sounds hilarious with the Irish accent) |
#305608* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SnoFox> Starburst: An orgasm of fruit in your mouth. |
#305672* (?/54) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Life is not fair. But God is. He kills everybody. |
#305682* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
copiga now thinks he is too small... only 20.2 inch...Comment: talking about screens
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#305705* (?/54) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@michael`_> haha damn
<@michael`_> just played STONED for 42 points
<@michael`_> enjoy!Comment: Scrabble
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#305722* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<PJ> For every time somebody calls me "peejay" or "peejee", I will kill a puppy.
<ElDark1> peejay
<ZhaneX> Peejee. |
#305762* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<burningrose_85> how is Jew?
<FxChiP> Jew's okay, economy's been rough so he hasn't been getting much food down there in the basement..
<FxChiP> oh, you meant me. |
#305771* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Narstyle> So how about it Cryo
<Narstyle> Satoshi dead bro?
<Narstyle> HE'S ALIVE
<Narstyle> HE'S DEAD
<Narstyle> HE'S ALIVE
<Cryomancer> i doubt it, but maybe, who knows
<Narstyle> HE'S DEAD
<Narstyle> HE'S ALIVE
<Narstyle> HE'S DEAD
<Narstyle> Gotta love Twitter
<Cryomancer> maybe he whited out |
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