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#304446* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Serge yep@
15:36 Serge yep!*
15:36 Panyk|Felid We kinda bring it on ourselves really, with that line on the webapp.
15:37 Serge I know
15:37 Serge but that line is just trolling. And only newbs fall for trolls. therefore....
15:37 *** Marukomuru quit ([NS] Quit: brb, irl)
15:38 Panyk|Felid I enjoy feeding trolls. And then turning on them :D
15:38 Serge =)
15:38 Jacob83 ...that's not worrying at all
15:42 Serge nope@
15:42 Serge nope!* (damn keyboard at school...)
15:42 Jacob83 stop doing that@
15:43 Serge I'm not trying to =(
15:43 Jacob83 you better@
15:44 Jacob83 or I'll get moody to go grammar nazi on your ass
15:44 Jacob83 ...and not in the sexy way
15:44 Kindamoody Any time@
15:44 Serge ok ok@ damn you gusy are mean...
15:44 Jacob83 *wink*
15:44 Kindamoody flops on Serge
15:44 Serge *nudge nudge*
15:45 Kindamoody say no more?
15:45 AkumaWolf *wink wink*
15:45 AkumaWolf NINJAAAAAD!
15:45 Kindamoody oops
15:45 *** Panyk|Felid quit (Client closed the connection)
15:45 *** Panyk|Felid_ joined #twokinds
15:46 Jacob83 pff Akumaaa
15:46 Kindamoody steals Spots' network
15:46 Jacob83 you ruined the dorty moment
15:46 Jacob83 *dirty
15:47 Serge flops back on Kindamoody
15:47 Kindamoody Where the h*ck is my timer? Turaiel gave me one before but I lost it among all open windows and tabs :/
15:47 Jacob83 nevermind it's back
15:47 Jacob83 plays some romancu music on a violin
15:48 Kindamoody does naughty things to Serge
15:48 Kindamoody I'm tying his shoelaces together, what were you thinking of? :P
15:49 Serge =( mah shoes@@@ oh noessss@@@@@
15:49 Jacob83 well I don't know about everyone else but I was thinkign oral
15:50 Kindamoody Tricky to tye knots with your tongue
15:50 *** [ka]killer joined #twokinds
15:50 +++ ChanServ has given halfop to [ka]killer
15:50 Serge 0.0
15:50 Kitten counter-flops on Foe
15:50 Serge tongue?
15:50 Jacob83 whoo. I was kinda right~
15:50 Serge doesn't want to know where your hands are then...
15:51 Jacob83 and the magic 8 ball says
15:51 Jacob83 they're on your ass
15:51 *** Akefka joined #twokinds
15:51 Kindamoody Although I can actually tie a knot on a cherry-whateveritscalled-think-twin-peaks in my mouth :P
15:51 Serge !eighball are her hands on my ass
15:51 Serge !eightball are her hands on my ass?
15:51 Alaric Serge: Obviously.
15:51 Kindamoody lol
15:51 Serge attempts to squirm free
15:51 Jacob83 told ya
15:52 Jacob83 wait wait wait...
15:52 AkumaWolf !eightball will serge ever learn to spell 'eight' right the first time round? :P
15:52 Alaric AkumaWolf: The outlook is good.
15:52 AkumaWolf GO SERGE!
15:52 AkumaWolf XD
15:52 Jacob83 she can tie a knot thing using her mouth -and- her hands are your ass and you try and run away?
15:52 Serge !eightball do I break free of her buttgrab?
15:52 Alaric Serge: The answer is def-- oooh! shiny thing!
15:52 Jacob83 ...you're a dumb boy
15:53 Kitten !eightball bewbies!
15:53 Alaric Kitten: The answer is def-- oooh! shiny thing!
15:53 Serge belongs to one person alone! No matter how skilled she gets...
15:53 Serge shiny thing = bewbies, btw
15:53 Kindamoody lol again
15:53 Jacob83 skilles or no this girl, that one right there, has her hands on your ass
15:53 Jacob83 ...I'd say tap it
15:54 Serge well, haven't you ever seen through a mans eyes? When tits are around, visual effects of shininess and sparkles surround them!
15:54 Serge !eightball does kindamoody want to tap me?
15:54 Alaric Serge: About as likely as pigs flying.
15:54 Serge sighs in relief
15:54 Serge phew...
15:54 Jacob83 ...awww
15:54 Jacob83 I'm sure moody begs to differ :I
15:55 Serge Kindamoody: do you want to f*** me?
15:55 Kindamoody ...god... I... can't breathe... laughing too hard...
15:55 Serge ...is that a yes or a no?
15:55 Jacob83 I'll take that as a hell yes
15:55 Kindamoody but no, you belong to Lilly
15:55 AkumaWolf *snrk*
15:55 Serge =P
15:55 Jacob83 waaait a minute
15:55 Jacob83 lilly?
15:56 Serge whacks jacob for disbelieving the eightball!
15:56 Serge IDIOT! EIGHTBALL KNOWS ALL!
15:56 Jacob83 huh I'm actually ashamed I never noticed that
15:56 Jacob83 ow
15:56 Serge oh, sorry.
15:56 Serge I mean:
15:56 Serge IDIOT@ EIGHTBALL KNOWS ALL@
15:56 AkumaWolf Serge.. nice pickup line.. short and direct to the point.. i like it :P
15:56 Jacob83 ahh stop yelling ;^;
15:56 Serge oh god this whole conversation all togethor is far too much win...
15:57 Jacob83 of course it is
15:57 Serge wishes he could QDB this whole thing, starting from the @s...
15:57 Kindamoody noogies Serge: we're friends, that's all
15:57 AkumaWolf ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
15:57 Jacob83 is still surprised
15:57 AkumaWolf the "were friends' speech
15:57 AkumaWolf ouch
15:57 Jacob83 hahaha
15:57 Serge flops playfully on top of Kindamoody* I like friends!
15:57 Kindamoody is saving all logs
15:58 Xenowar goooooooooood night
15:58 Serge 0_0 woman best not be touchin MY log..
15:58 Kindamoody night Xeno
15:58 Serge night, Xeno
15:58 AkumaWolf that usually translates to... "If it was legal, I'd murder you"
15:58 Jacob83 see ya man
15:58 AkumaWolf night
15:58 *** Xenowar quit ([NS] Quit: Grabbin peelz!)Comment: ...wait, what just happened here?
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#304480* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Quit beating yourself up. The best that can come from mistakes and failures is that we figure out what went wrong and what to do differently next time. But, everybody makes mistakes. Just learn from them and stop thinking that you disappointed us. We love you and want to see you succeed. Dust yourself off and try again.Comment: I love this quote by Teresa Kinard.
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#304486* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Ferrus> I'm on the second mile of the three mile walk to the grocery store for bacon
< Tamber> Now /that's/ dedication to the almighty cause of Bacon!
< Ferrus> I want a fecking bltComment: The almighty Bacon requires it.
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#304495* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chroder> i just noticed im wearing Avatar boxers today
<Chroder> it's a little strange to be sitting on some aliens face |
#304519* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
10 PRINT "HURP"
20 PRINT "DURP"
30 GOTO 10 |
#304532* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Eltu> Back in an hour or so
<@Eltu> Need to buy coke
<@HNM|uni> lol.
<@Eltu> ...that sounded wrong.
* @HNM|uni pokes Eltu with 'coke'
<@Eltu> COCA-COLA |
#304587* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ll> step1.php
<ll> line 75
<bbb> k done
<melfoid> YOUR A STEP ONE
<Sywork> whoah calm down buddy
<melfoid> lol
<melfoid> i think im gonna go get a whopper
<ll> an angry one? |
#304597* (?/56) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rocker2344> 00:11:40 up 33 days, 5:19, 6 users, load average: 0.29, 0.88, 0.75
<hybrid-kernel> too bad the same cant be said for your inet
-!- rocker2344 [~rocker234@Rizon-5FC5409F.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] |
#304634* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xe0n> I want to quit my job and be a lazy alcoholic
<penis_> pretend you're black
<penis_> you'll get all the help you need from the gov't |
#304649* (?/72) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Root> I like my coffee like I like muslims. I dont like coffee |
#304709* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<doomed> mcm must be quite old already if he remembers a series from the 50/60's from when he was young
<Fax> he's not, he's about my age
<UglyPanda> He just had basic cable as a child.
<Kaze> like i watched Lost in Space as a kid
<Kaze> basic cable
<Fafnir> <Fax> he's not, he's about my age
<Fafnir> so he's old
<Fax> ...
<Fax> maaan
<afroakuma> XD
<jen|dreaming|of|wolves> id say thats worthy of a foot assisted launch fax |
#304724* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
JCPenny.com U SUCK! you have to brain wash kids to your site and get Crap installed on internet explorer!!!! The stupid "price gong" what ever it is wont go a away!!!!!!!!!!
You suck for Life!!!!!!!!!! |
#304746* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Nitya: I EAT DIFFICULTY AND SHIT SEGFAULTS |
#304759* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Strings> a cool analogy
<Strings> would be getting to drive the fastest
<Strings> most awesomest
<Strings> beautiful sleek fucking smooth car in existence
<Strings> 10 minutes
<Strings> 20 minutes
<Strings> 30 minutes
<Strings> but at 40 minutes something goes wrong
<Strings> the steering locks up
<Strings> the brakes don't work!
<Strings> and SLAM
<Strings> right into a wall.
<Strings> BSG ^^Comment: #420
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#304772* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
HIS NAME IS JULIAN ASSANGE AND
HE EATS A LOT OF HAM |
#304788* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rundata> Xd
<rundata> oops capslock
<rundata> xD |
#304803* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rena> ___
<Rena> (o.o)
<Rena> /) )
<Rena> -"-"- |
#304813* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dhero1> vpn is fast over the interwebs
<dhero1> from here
<athanos> our vpn sucks
<Sparticuz> our vpn != exist
<athanos> lol
<athanos> that would be vpn = null
<Sparticuz> hopefully it will soon though...i'm testing a brand new win 2k8 sbs
<Sparticuz> mv vpn /dev/null
<athanos> if vpn != exists { screwSparticuz() } else { screSparitcuz() }
<Sparticuz> function screwSparticuz(){run sex}
<athanos> lol
<dhero1> on prego exit
<Sparticuz> nope
<dhero1> :p
<JustinM> programmers......geez!
<athanos> no, you need a recursive continue on that. no chance of getting her prego again at that point
<Sparticuz> prego means no need for birth control
<dhero1> late prego means no chance!
<athanos> heheh |
#304814* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Aple [~Cory@76.177.238.191] entered the room.
Aple: I'MMA DOIN' THIS RONG!!! paste.pocoo.org/show/302900/
Aple [~Cory@76.177.238.191] left the roomComment: #php on freenode
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#304819* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* barts1a shoots Pinksmith with a .50 cal bullet to the head
<barts1a> boom; headshot
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* Pinksmith has quit (Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.)))Comment: Headshots work every time...
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#304838* (?/50) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
CoJaBo: No, you cant. Cuz, even if you do, someone will use it to go back in time and invent it themselves to steal all the gory. |
#304842* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jake|E5400> .__________________.
<Jake|E5400> inb4wai the long face
<usotsuki> inb4 heavy dentures
<Jake|E5400> ^Comment: the ._. face was longer; had to trim it to fit QDB's limit
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#304845* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xe0n> suddenly~ punctuation, capitalization, and spelling!
<Xe0n> you sobered up well.
<HairyFruitofPassion> yeah
<HairyFruitofPassion> I just needed an OJ
* Xe0n puts on gloves.
<Xe0n> Yes? |
#304878* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
t3htapedcrusader: did you see MaSu's AMA?
fissure256: yeah, reading right now
t3htapedcrusader: I spotted a comment that asked a handful of questions, one of which being "what characters do you play in Smash Brothers Melee"
t3htapedcrusader: laughed, started to tell john on vent
t3htapedcrusader: then noticed it was his post lol
fissure256: XD i just read that one
fissure256: and had the exact same reaction
fissure256: i literally just switched to the pidgin window to start talking about it |
#304906* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<%yaro> There's apparently a new libdrm update coming our way.
* indrora shrugs
<+indrora> nvidia maintains their own
<%yaro> Yeah, but I'm not using nVidia's driver right now. Nouveau's also apparently getting rebuilt to take advantage of "new DRM features."
<+indrora> [picture of big cannon] that's nvidia's
<+indrora> [picture of pretty woman] that's nouveau's
* yaro spits out his milk. D:
<%yaro> Great, now you ruined my monitor! >:(
* indrora laughs |
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