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#307026* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mrdata> i would chrome-plate my gf, if i could |
#307108* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<LittLeLives> [youtube link]
<LittLeLives> >Kids react to Miku
<%godzilla> "KIDS REACT to Hatsune Miku" (5m41s); By: TheFineBros; 356,093 views; 4.8/5 (18,883 votes) - [youtube link]
<&Vin> slowpoke
<LittLeLives> OH GODZILLA'S BACK
<%godzilla> IF YOU WANT ME BACK AGAIN.
<&Vin> it's infesting other miku videos too
<LittLeLives> HI GODZILLA
<%godzilla> OH HI THERE.
<~Ghostlyy> not gonna lie
<~Ghostlyy> that video
<~Ghostlyy> is fucking
<~Ghostlyy> what
<~Ghostlyy> I actually like that video
<~Ghostlyy> the kids at least had a bit of sense about them
<LittLeLives> lol
<LittLeLives> they think it was a real singer
<LittLeLives> >she's obviously ugly
<~Ghostlyy> >you can't be a fan of it, it doesn't exist!
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== mode/#r/a/dio [+v VertMan] by ChanServ
<~Ghostlyy> he wan fite
<&Tophan> >magic doesn't exist
<&Tophan> >ahaha.wav
<+VertMan> Fite time?
<~Ghostlyy> fight time
<~Ghostlyy> yes
<~Ghostlyy> [youtube link]
<+VertMan> What'd I miss?
<%godzilla> "KIDS REACT to Hatsune Miku" (5m41s); By: TheFineBros; 356,093 views; 4.8/5 (18,900 votes) - [youtube link]
<+pellet222> that nigga knows his shit
<~Ghostlyy> FITE TIME
<~Ghostlyy> I'm fiting the black haired wanker
<+VertMan> >Kid called William
<+VertMan> >Is apparently the most retarded kid there
<+VertMan> It's just tlike real life!
<~Ghostlyy> doing the name proud
<~Ghostlyy> >mfw the only person I've ever referred to as "William" is immortal and in the army
<~Ghostlyy> he sprinted from his house to Tesco and back
<+VertMan> No, wait, the other kids are defying the odds and out-retarding him.
<~Ghostlyy> that was mental
<+VertMan> SO AMERICAN
<+VertMan> Fuck this video up the ass with a monstrous hammer
<+VertMan> >Nai-an Cat
<Ryomu> VertMan: Hammer in the ass and Blue-Drive in the mouth?
<Ryomu> *Blues
* VertMan proceeds to saw open his limbs
<+VertMan> Fuckballsdick
<+VertMan> Anything to kill those kids painfully, Ryo.
<%Aaaa> are you still watchg that kid reaction vid
<%Aaaa> jeez
<~Ghostlyy> ahhhh
<+VertMan> >Pop stars have to stay! They all have to stay!
<~Ghostlyy> I want something alcoholic
<~Ghostlyy> and powerful
<+VertMan> I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE
<~Ghostlyy> my one last beer
<~Ghostlyy> ain't gonna do the trick
<~Ghostlyy> actually I have a 9am start
<+VertMan> GHOST, WHAT FRESH HELL HAVE YOU JUST EXPOSED ME TO?
<~Ghostlyy> there's gonna be no alcohol for me
<~Ghostlyy> but
<Ryomu> VertMan: Here's what you do - You sneak into the house of one of the kids and bind up each family member.
<+VertMan> ...
<~Ghostlyy> I might get wrote tomorrow ni- FUCK
<~Ghostlyy> Dragonslayers
<+VertMan> I'm listening...
<~Ghostlyy> can't get pissed at the Dragonslayers
<Ryomu> VertMan: When you have everyone who lives there, you pull something out of the closet.
<+VertMan> I like it, I like it~!
<Ryomu> VertMan: That something is, of course, grandma and grandpa, if they don't live there.
<+VertMan> This just gets better and better!
<Ryomu> VertMan: Their bodies are broken and mangled, bones are poking out, but they are still alive.
<Ryomu> You then proceed to fix every broken bone.
<Ryomu> VertMan: You yank a limb in a direction and put the bone back in place.
<Ryomu> VertMan: At this point, they are probably unconcious, so you just drop their bodies back onto the floor.
<Ryomu> VertMan: Now you turn to the rest of the family, who has been watching this entire time.
* VertMan makes comesies
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<Ryomu> VertMan: Now, for this next part, you'll need a nailgun.
<+VertMan> I like things involving nailguns...
<Ryomu> VertMan: Because you're about to crucify this kid's family to the walls.
<+VertMan> Nice.
<Ryomu> VertMan: Remember, keep everyone alive.
<Ryomu> VertMan: If the kid has a sister, don't crucify her.
<Ryomu> VertMan: If she is of age, you are going to impregnate her. If not, just normal rape is fine.
<+VertMan> >Not only raping 3D, but raping disgusting inbred 3D
<Ryomu> VertMan: The key to impregnating her is staking out the house and learning her menstural cycle beforehand.
<+VertMan> Wait, this appears to have taken a somewhat unsettling turn...
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<Ryomu> VertMan: If you don't think your normal cumshots will be enough to ensure fertilization, bring a turkey baster.
<Ryomu> VertMan: Don't worry about her being 3d, you brought a Miku mask along.
<+VertMan> She's still all meaty and gooey, though.
<Ryomu> VertMan: Be sure that the kid is watching and stare at his face the entire time.
<Ryomu> VertMan: Once she is full of cum, you stand up and walk to the kid, pants still down and glare still fierce.
<Ryomu> VertMan: You then stand him up and force him to look at everything you have done. His parents are nailed to the wall, his grandparents are bleeding out on the floor, and his sister is wearing a Miku mask, sobbing as cum drips out of her.
<@Hiroto> then high five him
<@Hiroto> and walk off
<Ryomu> VertMan: Now you turn the kid around and glare at him, inches from his face. There is only one thing you can say at this point...
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<@Hiroto> "Happy Birthday"
<Ryomu> VertMan: "The Aristocrats"
<@Hiroto> ryomu
<+VertMan> YES!
<+VertMan> Oh god, that was unexpected.
<@Hiroto> heh
<+VertMan> Perfect, Ryo.
== Aelwain_ has changed nick to Aelwain
<+herki> I take a glance at r/a/dio and read that
<+herki> also, I have a boner now
<+herki> thanks ryuushi
<Ryomu> You're welcome. |
#307119* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Helge Sverre:
Knowledge is power, Power is money
knowledge -> money
Astrid:
money is pussyComment: MSN
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#307301* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Dave2 fucks off
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#307335* (?/53) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sad> milambar and fluffy love each other probably
<sad> such passion betwen them
<FluffyProme> jelly :P
<sad> yea my dick is jelly
<FluffyProme> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
<milambar> they can fix that with viagra
<sad> na i can do that alone
<FluffyProme> yanno, there are certain pills which can make it harder
<sad> tnx any way for your experience
<sad> we dont use viagra here
<sad> na we control it here
<milambar> thats why its jelly, obviously
<sad> yeah im not gay like you both
<sad> to get a boner on chat
<FluffyProme> nice selfpwning :P
<sad> you probably both are now horny sooo ... i will leave you alone xd
<FluffyProme> we r not that lucky...
<sad> you seriously are pretending to be or you really are the dumbest creature i met
<sad> ... off
<FluffyProme> u met me? didn't notice...
<milambar> http://qdb.us/307333
<FluffyProme> I've never understood those jokes like "in soviet russia, car drives you", but now I see like "in bulgaria, I'm stupid and sad is smart, funny and makes sense" :P
<FluffyProme> hahaha
<FluffyProme> new sig :P
<sad> http://qdb.us/307334
<milambar> that quote will get deleted by a moderator
<milambar> because you didn't bother to read the posting rules
<milambar> 1) No timestamps
<milambar> 2) No joins or parts
<milambar> 3) the comment line is to be used only for stating the channel and network
<sad> you probably made the moderator a blowjob
<milambar> No need to be jelly
<sad> uh no tnx i get hard only on girlsComment: staticbox.net
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#307367* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<slamm> lol guys i juste deleted my cookies im like cookiemonster
<slamm> lol |
#307370* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
13:18:05 <-> BAD_GRAMMAR_ADVICE is now known as worse_grammar_advice
<-> worse_grammar_advice is now known as Sqozza_And_Kealper_Get_married
<-> Sqozza_And_Kealper_Get_married is now known as Sqozza_Likes_Goatses
<-> Sqozza_Likes_Goatses is now known as Awesomeness
<Awesomeness> ignore those names, kthnx.
<Sqozza> hurr |
#307387* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Will you make sexy time?
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 1: Yes ;)
Stranger 1: For you
Stranger 1: I sexy latina
Stranger 2: i sexy latino
Stranger 1: me gusta penis
Stranger 2: me wave penis in air like club
Stranger 1: Me jump on penis
Stranger 1: You wave it around in my vagina
Stranger 1: and I tingle tingle |
#307494* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kid> if you were to take sooyoung's legs
<Kid> and all of the skin on one of yuri's
<Kid> sooyoung could use it as like a sleeping bag
<Hollander> Damn it Kid
<Kid> because thin
<Kirretov> wae
<snsdguy> wae.jpgComment: NOPE
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#307505* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<snip rant that you really don't need to see>
< MEways> Platyna: damn it I'm sick of being disrespected.
* MEways puts beer down
< Platyna> You need to earn your respect.
< Platyna> But now you earn disrespect.
< MEways> makes sense
* MEways picks beer back up
< MEways> here you take it.
< Platyna> I have a disk array to fix.
< MEways> Its all good I quit.
< MEways> 4 days ago
< Platyna> And I do not drink beer before my 3rd morning cofee.
< MEways> hmm
< MEways> coffee sound good
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< Platyna> Now I know why Freeyorp wanted his O:line fixed so much. ;)
<~Freeyorp> Amongst other things. :P
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< Magic> Platyna if that was you I will leave.
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#307541* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@{unimatrix}> .ping 98.277.65.204
<+MCBans_Helpbot> Error: [Errno -2] Name or service not known
<@Crashkitty> uni
<@{unimatrix}> yessssss
<@Crashkitty> what the hell are you doing?
<@{unimatrix}> pinging
<@Crashkitty> lolComment: owned
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#307600* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TheBadShepperd> I heard you were going to 'send a formal letter about me to mr_flea'
<TheBadShepperd> Firstly, mr_flea isn't my boss.
<TheBadShepperd> Secondly, what I do in channels is my responsiblity.
<TheBadShepperd> Thirdly, you've got a great case with the evasion just to call me a dick.
<adpaolucci> evasion, of what sorts? When have I evaded your authority?
<TheBadShepperd> When I quieted you, and you rejoined with a different IP.
<adpaolucci> That was to state the fact that you gave no prior warning to the issue at hand
<TheBadShepperd> I don't have to give you a prior warning.
<adpaolucci> and the point of that was the OP's at the time had no problem with my activity in the channel it self
<TheBadShepperd> Thats because they were all *asleep*.
<TheBadShepperd> And I really don't have time to argue, seeing as how the network is splitting every twenty minutes.
<adpaolucci> Then why when i showed the full log to TheBoss he had no problem with my actions at that time
<TheBadShepperd> But if you have a problem with me, you can say so to my face.
<adpaolucci> then why start this conversation with me
<TheBadShepperd> And when you do, I'll tell you I don't care.
<TheBadShepperd> Because having you think you won annoys me.
<adpaolucci> or the thought of me winning annoys you |
#307802* (?/49) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(09:17) < Ezca> someone is flippin double
(09:17) < Frontcann> BEATGRID
(09:17) < Ezca> damn
<Frontcann> flippindouble is for NOOBS
<Ezca> i was like beatgrid no flippin double no beatgrid
<Ezca> your mom is for noobs
<gws> ...it's great to be a noob |
#307939* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<&Andy> ALSO I AM LEAVING FEEL FREE TO MOCK ME WHEN I DISCONNECT
* &Andy Quit (Quit: )
<+Reo> andy is gay |
#308027* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
20:04 < Zed> bsd, unfortunately these proprietary unices get kinda mad trying to install some packages from a different version.
20:04 < Zed> my 6.5.0 cd set lets me use the freeware folder but not the Foundations or Development cds
20:07 < bsdpunk> That sounds like a terrible medieval title
20:07 ::: Grafkanker [Grafkanker@mvg-20AEBDC2.dynamic.caiway.nl] has joined #chats
20:07 < bsdpunk> like a guy with no balls who enforces copyright law
20:07 < bsdpunk> Proprietary Eunuch
20:08 < Zed> lolComment: In regards to Irix
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#308058* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dazuro> i used a coathanger, duct tape and a towel
<Dazuro> this would be perfect if i could just get rid of the blood
<Dazuro> i even found a guide on how to boneComment: ...
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#308089* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Pwnna> Pinako: should i create a toy app?
<Pinako> yeah, do it.
<HacDan> only if it vibratesComment: #botbrew
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#308152* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<phobos_anomaly> I've noticed an awful lot of emo kids walking around lately. I saw one yesterday dressed all in pink with dyed black hair talking on his phone. I couldn't help but think hes called someone and threatened to cut himself.
<Octayn> You're going to hell.
<phobos_anomaly> Yes I am :)
<Octayn> I'll throw a welcoming party for you ;)
<phobos_anomaly> Yes I am :) |
#308244* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Crispy_> Little_Death, help me!
<Little_Death> Crispy_: no help for topic me! |
#308246* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Bananobot> I rule with an ironic situation. Like rain on a wedding day. Or getting shot in the face.
<+Lolenheimer> Uh, are those really ironic?
* Bananobot shoots Lolenheimer in the face
<@Bananobot> Anyone else want to question my use of words?
<@Bananobot> That's what I thought
* Lolenheimer dies from profuse bleeding of the face@Bobot> As you can see my ruling technique is very effective
<@Bananobot> And what's better, my department is always hiring!
* Lolenheimer blindly scribbled something on a piece of paper before breathing his last breath.
* Lolenheimer wrote: "I still question your usage of irony."
<@Bananobot> It's ironic in that it isn't irony |
#308282* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Andromeda> Shaun never heard me speak
<Andromeda> only 1 who has here was gary
<Andromeda> and possibly DellGuy
<DellGuy> me possibly what
<DellGuy> i was afk
<DellGuy> oh
<DellGuy> heard Andromeda speak
<DellGuy> Andromeda = spider ?
<DellGuy> sypder
<DellGuy> spyder
<DellGuy> or whatever
<V4mpire> yes
<DellGuy> :)
<DellGuy> he shouldnt change names so often
<DellGuy> often...compared to how many times google has changed their name
<V4mpire> indeed
<Andromeda> lol
<Andromeda> i change it cuz it gets boring
<xperfectx> doesnt stop you from being boring tho :/ |
#308364* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[11:50 PM] turbo_dr3ams : gather around child
[11:50 PM] turbo_dr3ams : story time
[11:51 PM] turbo_dr3ams : so i took Paula out to Cheesecake factory, then she bought me ice icream....
[11:51 PM] turbo_dr3ams : was walking her home and it hit me so hard
[11:51 PM] turbo_dr3ams : i had to shit so bad
[11:51 PM] turbo_dr3ams : it was painful
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : saw this community center with a bunch of people inside so i ran in there and i guess they were teaching some dance class
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : ran through the dance floor to the bathroom
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : and painted the toilet....
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : fucked it up hard...
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : wipe like 5 times
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : came out and continue walking
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : get to her house...
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : bout to say bye n' stuff
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : and i have to shit again!
[11:53 PM] turbo_dr3ams : so im sweating my ass off again, hug her and pce out...
[11:53 PM] turbo_dr3ams : im walking and i have to shit so bad
[11:53 PM] turbo_dr3ams : i'm in a residential area, no stores around and i can barely walk i have to shit to bad...
[11:54 PM] turbo_dr3ams : then, suddenly, around the corner of this one block, i see a house being remodeled and a port-a-jon standing in the friend yard
[11:55 PM] turbo_dr3ams : i jump the fence, damn near shitting myself, swing the door open, not giving a fuck if anyone is home, drop trousers and blew my ass the fuck out....
[11:55 PM] turbo_dr3ams : i started shitting before i could get my ass down and got some on the seat and on my ass once i got on the seat
[11:56 PM] turbo_dr3ams : i shat so hard
[11:56 PM] turbo_dr3ams : thank god they had toilet paper. i had to wipe all the shit off my ass
[11:56 PM] turbo_dr3ams : and thats how my fucking date went |
#308421* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Moon_Dog3VO> wake up people
<+OldManRiver> too busy watching you and kitten getting it on
* Moon_Dog3VO takes kitten to back room and closes the door
<+kitten> wait what
<+Moon_Dog3VO> lol
<+Moon_Dog3VO> kitten: shhhh just go with it
<+OldManRiver> hahaha, Moon_Dog3VO is that your usual technique
<+Moon_Dog3VO> no, i wait till she starts talking and i put my finger on her lips and say"shh"
Join: Tsunami1
<+Moon_Dog3VO> then
<+Moon_Dog3VO> i slide my finger down between her breasts, past her bellybutton
<+OldManRiver> and grab the chicken out of her KFC bucket?
<+Moon_Dog3VO> into her pants and right in her vagina
<+Moon_Dog3VO> i call it the fish hook
* Moon_Dog3VO is classy
* Moon_Dog3VO pets Tsunami1
<+VIPPER> wut
<+Tsunami1> Wat
<+Moon_Dog3VO> lmao
* bradleigh lols
<+kitten> what
<@bradleigh> kitten: SHH
<+kitten> NO
* kitten runs away
<@bradleigh> aw
* OldManRiver stands in the door and licks his lips at kitten
<@bradleigh> next time Moon_Dog3VO
* Moon_Dog3VO sighs |
#308535* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Oddlot_> ^_^
<Oddlot_> Y'know those things called air mattresses?
<^_^> They deflate?
<Oddlot_> Well
<Oddlot_> I woke up on the floor
<Oddlot_> Again
<^_^> SHE HIT THE FLO'
<^_^> (she hit the flo')
<^_^> SHE HIT THE FLO'
<^_^> (she hit the flo')
<^_^> SHAWTY GOT LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW
<Oddlot_> Exactly like that |
#308583* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
cuthbert: the netbook must live again
cuthbert: i mean it was damn near free off my brother
cuthbert: thats kind of why its so sweet
cuthbert: :d
lucifersam: hmm
lucifersam: screws and parts splayed out all over the desk
lucifersam: hunched over all day messing with bonding agents
lucifersam: how was the speed, cuthbert? |
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