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<Nihilazo> cheese is so weird, as a concept
<Nihilazo> because think about it
<Nihilazo> cheese is a thing that has come from another animal's udders, that has been left to congeal (often with mold) for months or years, and then we eat it
<Nihilazo> and it's the best thing ever |
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<saint_dogbert> I need to get to sleep. What should I do; take NyQuil or turn on Rogue One? |
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<justanotheruser> I'm 1000 EC2 instances away from shifting the american consensus on public urination |
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lordmatthius: sometimes, i wonder if refreshing before a fight makes things drop moar better
lordmatthius: then sometimes, i wonder if refreshing before a fight makes things drop moar worser
syc0cys: next time you are about to get in a fight with your gf yell - shift f5 - then stare blankly while she refreshes
syc0cys: proven strategy, gets results
NewMafiaMan69: Great idea
NewMafiaMan69: Ima try it in the hall at school tmmr
syc0cys: make sure to fill out the customer feedback survey afterwardsComment: classic NGU room #01
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<gandhibobandhi> javascript can suck a million bags of dicks
<cata-doxas> im sure it somehow fail at finishing that task too
<cata-doxas> a half sucked bag of dicks
<cata-doxas> now who wants that
<gandhibobandhi> would it be a bag of half sucked dicks, or half a bag of fully sucked dics? |
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Liper: Deviantart is like instagram but with cartoons.
no: and more fetishes |
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<clockwork> so apparently docker applies random human-friendly names to containers?
<clockwork> it just named one cocky_leakey |
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no has entered teh trollbox
no: greetings
trkyle: and then he tears off his face and then begins to scream horribly
no: and then he WHAT |
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Do you want to come over and watch xscreensaver with me? |
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<@Splunge> It's an entryway into a purely 3-dimensional area. There is no 4th "time" dimension
<@Splunge> hence, nothing can age in there
<@Halftop> ....I like Splunge's idea best.
<@TechTygr> Disturbingly, that makes sense
* @TechTygr eyes Splunge warily
<&Grue> Splunge has about the 80% of it.
<@Splunge> What will really do your head in later is, if nothing can change over time, does that mean it already, and always will, contain every item Grue could ever need or want to store in there?
<@Halftop> ....OW.Comment: #tsc
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Jace: well
Jace: i love making stuff do what it's not supposed to in terms of tech
Jace: but, you could just, ya know
Jace: buy a tablet
anonymous: you *could* but like
anonymous: you can run wii games on the switch with linux
Jace: BITCH
Jace: I CHANGED MY MIND
Jace: D IT
Jace: DO IT |
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<wpk> Is there a way to report a Solaris bug without a support contract?
<phobos> screaming at the sky... messenger pigeon is an option too
<phobos> the result is the same anyway
<AJ_Z0> Smear your report in faeces on Oracle HQ windows
<AJ_Z0> Bonus points for including all fields and writing in reverse so it can be read from inside... or for smearing on the inside
<kerouac> no.
<phobos> You could track down Larry and attempt to beat his door down with proof of your bug. Bonus points for ramming his gate with your carComment: #solaris on freenode
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thank you |
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<Ash> Yeah, but iln's pot abuse makes him unemployable.
<iln> you can't abuse pot ash |
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<AlmtyBob> 401k's are for homos who fucking intend to live until 65 |
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<iln> cd earlyteen |
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<ckx> and some guy offered me a blowjob
<ckx> and i was considering it for awhile |
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<Dr_DOS> SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO IRC CAN CAUSE BIRTH COMPLICATIONS, BRAIN TUMORS, AND MAY CAUSE DEATH |
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<gloone> reptile is into older women.. and he gets his pics in #100%preteensexpix |
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<Jingoro`> my cat was licking his balls once and he got a woody |
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<hypr> as im on no your so inslurted me |
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<Troy1> "Hey baby, what channels do you hang out in?" |
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<gloone> and they go "hey, you can have fun without chicks you know.."
<gloone> i don't wanna get drunk if there's no chicks around.. |
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*** Quits: X-7 (irc.canadian-chicks-kick-ass.ca irc.usa-chicks-are-fat.com) |
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I have gone to look for myself, if I should return, before I get back, keep me here. - unknown |
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