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#305296* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Stealthy_ (~stealthy@unaffiliated/stealthy-/x-2038229) has joined #sandwhich
<Stealthy_> O.O
<Moon_Doggy> heheheheh
<Moon_Doggy> MY SANDWHICH
* [Stealthy_] is logged in as Stealthy_
* Moon_Doggy sets ban on *!*@unaffiliated/stealthy-/x-2038229
* Moon_Doggy has kicked Stealthy_ from #sandwhich (Stealthy_)
#305319* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
JW: Who told you I work there?
WC: your mom
JW: lOL hahha It sounded like you were insulting me. "Your mom"
#305323* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ccallahan: My day really sucks so far.
carl__: f8l: umm i'm the one? :P
ccallahan: I wake up, and minecraft.net is fucked.
HotRon: ccallahan: been like that for a couple of days now
noah1: WHAT!?!?
noah1: DAMN YOU NOTCH
WardenWolf: lol
ccallahan: LOL
#305343* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Doctor has joined: #freethought
* Doctor walks out of the TARDIS and looks around
<Doctor> hehehehehe wow! free thought in 1685
<Doctor> how fascinating
<Doctor> but this is not the place i intended to go
<Doctor> so i must return imediantly!
* Havvy pokes Doctor repeatedly.
* Doctor notices havv
<Doctor> *havvy
<Doctor> havvy? I met you at dnd
<Doctor> what year is it?
<Doctor> i must be in the future or somehwere near ther
<Doctor> i am guessing maybe.....2014?
<Doctor> no?
<Doctor> 2011 then@
<Doctor> yes i thought so
<Doctor> i will see you back at dnd
<Doctor> i am time traveling back to the time i made the promise that took 1 year for me to return ;)
* Doctor walks back into the tardis and timetravels back in time.
<Doctor> sometimes i have the feeling i am just talking to myself
*** Doctor has left: #freethought
Comment: #freethought on mibbit
#305378* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
|<-- CTSUN has left vision-irc (Quit)
<iFaffy> Noooooo
<iFaffy> Alas poor CT
<iFaffy> I knew him,
<iFaffy> !shades
<iFaffy> Horatio
<Rhona_d`Cannith> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAH!
#305390* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+segin> FxChiP: and the fact that you have those weird 'roles'
<+segin> FxChiP: it's legacy crap no modern arch has
<+segin> FxChiP: x86 is crap
<+segin> give me PowerPC or ARM or something
<~FxChiP> then use PowerPC or ARM or something
.:00:04:47:. <~FxChiP> Seriously, Pegasus makes desktop PPC
<+segin> FxChiP: I have only one PowerPC machine
<~FxChiP> So did Apple
<+segin> ...
<+th33unkn0wn> >.<
* segin kicks FxChiP in da nutz
Comment: #lfs:1 on irc.otherworlders.org
#305424* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ThisGuy> I'm doing twenty things at once.
<lpeake> you're a guy...
<lpeake> you're as good at multitasking as the iPad.
Comment: irc.p2p-network.net / #zomgwtfbbq
#305487* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
trp712 says: Bash gives me pleasure
#305492* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
he who does not conquer shall be conquered
#305507* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
16:01:25 <@UukGoblin> small channels with fewer people where everyone is opped lead to only a small chaos
16:01:51 <@UukGoblin> i.e. when one of the guys is bored and wants to play the /kick game
16:02:00 <@nathan7> ..why oh why does my brain append ' penis' to the word 'small'
#305531* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< DragonMinded> go back to minecraft you are useless here
#305606* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(fahadsadah) My main admin script is caffeine.
#305666* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
slain               <URL>
slain               view source
kineticist          suck my dick
#305669* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
cat: yeah some authors write shit on purpose for the first bit
shmittey: "And he said, yes, I am. They went to the store."
shmittey: *edge of seat*
leafz: ha ha...
shmittey: Fucking getting compound skull fractures looming over me
shmittey: Like fucking vultures spawned by the goodness of this dross!!!!!
shmittey: Write bettaaar.
cat: hehe
Comment: Some authors...
#305677* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sarah> hey josh
<Sarah> how fast could you run with a creeper costume?
<Josh> lol creeper?
<Sarah> basically a giant box
<Sarah> with little/no arm movement
<Josh> not very I dunno...depends on the leg room
<Sarah> hm
<Josh> are you going to put on "Minecraft: The Musical"?
<Sarah> haha
<Sarah> dude
<Sarah> we should
<Sarah> that would be hilarious
<Josh> lol
<Sarah> an ACM production
<Sarah> of terribly bad proportions
<Josh> haha that's combining two completely different definitions of nerd....space-time may not hold up
<Josh> i always make fun of jenn for being a theater nerd
<Josh> it's a whole new level of nerdiness
<Sarah> soo... big bang doesn't come because of the large hadron collider
<Sarah> it comes because of the ACM production of Minecraft: The Musical
<Sarah> and it makes a giant mess
<Josh> yes
<Josh> that's how the last universe (this one) came into existence
<Josh> Nega-Sarah directed "Minecraft: The Musical"
Comment: #acm on irc.smoothnet.org
#305747* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-!- Jakash3 has joined #clueirc
<Crazytales> jercos: You have a sturdy one, whatever it is.
<jercos> Hurr durr.
<Jakash3> that's what she said
Comment: Yeah, I know, a that's what she said joke, but it's funny because it's actually relevant!
#305748* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Shy-Cry-Wolf> Hadley I hate text bookers, they only express there stupidaty
#305798* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MoFoxxies> hi ho hi ho it's off to work i go
<MoFoxxies> my yiff brigade'll throw fur grenades hi ho hi ho
#305841* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< mike> man i love the internet
< mike> memes are the best
Comment: #raspberryheaven
#305884* (?/55) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
» Joined: NipplesNG [nipplesng@b64dcd.171840.6808e2.fb78c5]
  <!Doobies> SUP ASH
  <!Doobies> WHOD YU STICK YOUR PENIS IN
  <NipplesNG> Hey
  <NipplesNG> Yep
  <NipplesNG> Bad time
  <NipplesNG> To show
  <NipplesNG> People
  <NipplesNG> Irc
  <NipplesNG> Really bad time
  <!Doobies> haha
  <NipplesNG> Bbl
* NipplesNG (nipplesng@b64dcd.171840.6808e2.fb78c5) Quit (Quit: Wake up! <- Disregard that)
#305956* (?/49) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
SUICIDALBRO     •  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN
<this was repeated ad nauseam every 2.5s or so>
Strijela        • It's really not as effective when you only send one line every three seconds.
SUICIDALBRO     •  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN
SUICIDALBRO     • i should really flood faster, should i
SUICIDALBRO     • im sorry
SUICIDALBRO     • is this faster
SUICIDALBRO     •  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN
<more spamming>
Strijela        • SUICIDALBRO: Actually, that's a little slower at times. But keep at it.
SUICIDALBRO     • is this faster
SUICIDALBRO     •  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN  HAIL SATAN
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• Boxxy [Boxxy@4chan.org] has kicked SUICIDALBRO [Stop flooding!]
Strijela        • Yep.
Strijela        • Thanks for playing.
Comment: He didn't return.
#305979* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Skye: so im a bit like an anerecsick looking at chocolate
Skye: do wnt but cant have
#305981* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Nazaryn: So I am sitting here
Nazaryn: Just reading the net
Nazaryn: I hear PFHHHHHHHGHT
Nazaryn: Then I look up
Nazaryn: Victor has his ass sticking out from the side of his bed
Nazaryn: Farting
Ilya: LMFAO
Nazaryn: Now he's laughing his ass off, and so am I
Ilya: rofl
Nazaryn: Fucking random
#306015* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Xerei has quit (Ping timeout)
* Xerei_ is now known as Xerei
<Xerei> that was awkward..
<Xerei> seeing myself get DCed
#306049* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GossamerFawn> I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU
<GossamerFawn> PEEK AT YOU EVOLVES INTO PEDOPHILE.
<GossamerFawn> PEDOPHILE IS TRYING TO LEARN RAPE.
<GossamerFawn> BUT PEDOPHILE CAN'T LEARN ANY MORE MOVES
<GossamerFawn> DELETE ONE TO MAKE ROOM FOR RAPE?
<GossamerFawn> WHICH MOVE SHOULD BE FORGOTTEN?
<GossamerFawn> PEDOPHILE FORGOT LURK AND LEARNED RAPE.
Comment: Gotta "catch" en all, hehehe
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