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[11:50 PM] turbo_dr3ams : gather around child
[11:50 PM] turbo_dr3ams : story time
[11:51 PM] turbo_dr3ams : so i took Paula out to Cheesecake factory, then she bought me ice icream....
[11:51 PM] turbo_dr3ams : was walking her home and it hit me so hard
[11:51 PM] turbo_dr3ams : i had to shit so bad
[11:51 PM] turbo_dr3ams : it was painful
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : saw this community center with a bunch of people inside so i ran in there and i guess they were teaching some dance class
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : ran through the dance floor to the bathroom
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : and painted the toilet....
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : fucked it up hard...
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : wipe like 5 times
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : came out and continue walking
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : get to her house...
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : bout to say bye n' stuff
[11:52 PM] turbo_dr3ams : and i have to shit again!
[11:53 PM] turbo_dr3ams : so im sweating my ass off again, hug her and pce out...
[11:53 PM] turbo_dr3ams : im walking and i have to shit so bad
[11:53 PM] turbo_dr3ams : i'm in a residential area, no stores around and i can barely walk i have to shit to bad...
[11:54 PM] turbo_dr3ams : then, suddenly, around the corner of this one block, i see a house being remodeled and a port-a-jon standing in the friend yard
[11:55 PM] turbo_dr3ams : i jump the fence, damn near shitting myself, swing the door open, not giving a fuck if anyone is home, drop trousers and blew my ass the fuck out....
[11:55 PM] turbo_dr3ams : i started shitting before i could get my ass down and got some on the seat and on my ass once i got on the seat
[11:56 PM] turbo_dr3ams : i shat so hard
[11:56 PM] turbo_dr3ams : thank god they had toilet paper. i had to wipe all the shit off my ass
[11:56 PM] turbo_dr3ams : and thats how my fucking date went |