|
TodayLatestBestTopWorst1337Random<Prev1..134135136137138139140..596Next> |
#308655* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< o11c> huh, CIA must be dead
< Frost> that's one hell of a conspiracy!Comment: CIA-### is an IRC bot that reports changes in a source code repository
|
#308714* (?/5) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Logos01> So say for example you run out of diskspace in /opt because that where the OS's database lives, and your database is farking huge.
< Logos01> You can, just as arusso mentioned, add a new physical disk to your machine, (assuming it has hotswap bays) -- and then add that as a new physical volume, then add that physical volume to your volume-group, then use the newly added space in your volgroup to expand your /opt logical volume mountpoint.
< ricankng787> Logos01: instead of moving it to a bigger drive..
< Logos01> All without ever turning off the services in question.
< ricankng787> You can just add it to volume group
< arusso> Logos01: or if it's a VM, just add a disk to the VM ;-)
< ricankng787> Logos01: fucking awesome
< Logos01> arusso: Well that counts as hotswapping in a new disk.
< arusso> NO NO NO NO
< arusso> YOU SAID HOT SWAPPING A PHYSICAL DISK!
< Logos01> The VM DOESN'T KNOW ITS NOT PHYSICAL!
< arusso> I DONT KNOW WHY WE'RE YELLING ANYMORE!
< Logos01> OM NOM NOM NOM ITS PHYSICAL!!!!!Comment: Freenode ##/r/sysadmin
|
#308812* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<!cfowler> https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/19/_lfG5K7qkECTODCmX4kugw2.png
<blackow l666> that looks like a clone of that guy from house
<!cfowler> NO SHIT?!
<!ryan> that couldn't be the entire point of the image
<blackowl666> then what?
<!ryan> you are making me physically ill
* cfowler has kicked blackowl666 from #gamemusic (Go sit in the corner.)
<!cfowler> I may not believe in abortion but he's seriously making me reconsider my stance. |
#308888* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Yahoozy> Okay, so she opens a can of Spaghetti-Os, then pisses, and it happens to look like piss and Spaghetti-Os, but it's probably just piss.
<oughts> It doesn't look like piss and it can't be piss and Spaghetti-Os because that's not how the urethra works.
<Yahoozy> Dude, there's Spaghetti-O not just in her vagina, but all over her vulva and hands. That's completely a piddle of piss-Boyardee amalgam trickling to the floor.
<oughts> It can't be all over her vulva.
<oughts> It's on her hands, presumably.
<oughts> She cuts an opening into her jeans and fingers something.
<Yahoozy> ...
<oughts> There's little opportunity for spaghetti transfer.
<Yahoozy> If these Boyardee hands are going into vagina, it's inevitably going to get onto vulva.
<Yahoozy> Look how hard she's working this shit.
<oughts> I closed the thing, but I'm pretty sure it's just two fingers.
<Yahoozy> Yeah, two fingers doing a full excavation.
<xwdOnCampus> I came into this channel at the wrong time. |
#309008* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Jan> l.sflfk
<@Jan> meow meow
<@Jan> meow meow meow
<@Jan> meow
<@Jan> meow meow meow meow
<+Garr> meow
<@Jan> sorry that was my cat |
#309010* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+carbon> get yourself a pitchfork and go on a lynching ^_^
<+carbon> put some holly or some shit on it if you want it to seem festive |
#309058* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<~OBattler> wait a sec. arm cpu's aren't x86? O.oComment: irc.ringoflightning.net #abandonet
|
#309133* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Damian> No idea - there's always the argument of do you need a VS license to distribute compiled stuff... yay for packaging on windows.
<grawity> Mjbmr: Are you going to develop for Windows only, or cross-platform?
<Mjbmr> cross-platform
<grawity> Then MinGW, I guess
<Mjbmr> yeah, but also can use gcc, g++, on a server :P
<Mjbmr> I've to wait two days to download 823MB data.
<Mjbmr> I installed QT with MinGW on a windows one time, and it messed up my PATH.
<Mjbmr> oh, I think I just didn't ask a complete question.
<Damian> Two *days*!?
<davenull> Right?
<davenull> What are you on? a v92 modem?
<grawity> Iranternet
<Mjbmr> 30 KB/s adsl.
<Damian> I like the 300MB/s internets...
<Mjbmr> well, I can't get more speed, since they don't let me.
<davenull> Iranternet... That is epic grawity.
<Mjbmr> and here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Least_valued_currency_unit see the above of table.
<davenull> Mjbmr: Where do you live again?
<Mjbmr> joking?
<davenull> I smoke a lot of pot.
<davenull> I forget.
<Mjbmr> I live in Iran.
<Mjbmr> and we have conscription. I'll leave the country after that :p
<davenull> Oh yeah. Iranternet was less a funny and more an accurate statement then.
<davenull> Where do you plan on going?
<Mjbmr> s/the country/my country/
<davenull> I'd stay out of the US, it's freaking crazy here.
<tonyb486> FUCK YEAH AMERICA
tonyb486 shoots guns in the air
<davenull> See?
<grawity> Somehow, "the country" sounded more apropriateComment: Made a mistake on where a user was located, joke turned to sad
|
#309253* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+el_alco> i fucking hate bitcoin people
<+el_alco> it's like
<+Ergot> I hate any people made of coin
<+el_alco> hey how about you tip me with money i can actually access without dealing with currency trading?
<+el_alco> also money that is actually, y'know, real
<@blue> well most currency is fiat money
<@blue> so isn't really real
<@Loskene> I want audi money
<@Loskene> so it handles well
<@blue> i want alfa money
<@blue> every £20 it sets fire to itselfComment: #420chan
|
#309315* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Zook> I feel like people who only take like 1 year of compsci
< Zook> esp with like
< Zook> vb
< Zook> have a really warped view of programming |
#309339* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+BroBroBro> am i unbanned now? lol
<@Loskene> yeah sure why not
<@Loskene> .ubn BroBroBro
<@DEA> [ubn] BroBroBro: 1 ban deleted
<+RocK> lol
<+BroBroBro> thanks sir
<@Loskene> you better have learned a lesson motherfucker
<+BroBroBro> i did haha
<+BroBroBro> dont beg for bitcoin
<@Loskene> alright good play safe
<+BroBroBro> <3
<+RocK> usually if i want an unban i just pm a mod
<+RocK> lol
<@Loskene> that's because you're like
<@Loskene> the channel's pet retarded dog
<+RocK> LOL
<+Newbro-L> lol
<@Loskene> you sleep in the corner and we feed you the lower quality cheese
<@Loskene> Porthos gets the nice cheese
<@bluguu> wait we have cheese?
<@Loskene> for the dogs yeah
<@bluguu> no fair
<@Loskene> well work hard some day and maybe you'll get promoted to dog
<+RocK> its mid-tier cheese at best
<@bluguu> hmm
<@bluguu> no, not worth itComment: #420chan
|
#309390* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SpoilerMan> win quote:
<SpoilerMan> If I ask you for sex, will your answer be the same as the answer to this question? |
#309406* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<PhilipJamesFry> im just happy im not on that site :D
<PhilipJamesFry> My love for cock knows no bounds!
<wctaiwan> You are now.. |
#309424* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<enkieWorking> I feel ever so awkward using the abbreviation Coc so often
<Markaci> What does Coc stand for?
<enkieWorking> cocaine
<enkieWorking> what else?
<enkieWorking> technically cocaine hcl
<Markaci> ;)
<enkieWorking> versus cocaine methiodide, a charged analog that does not cross the blood brain barrier and mimics some of the peripheral actions of cocaine on the body
<enkieWorking> but that's probably too much info
<Markaci> Saturday morning Coc conversations with enkieWorking
<enkieWorking> well its more like Coc-AM (Coc)Comment: PhD in neuroscience
|
#309431* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Astaroth> computational biology
< Astaroth> makes more sense drunk |
#309486* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<queery> omg
<queery> so the Ops guy need terminal help
<queery> and i'm connected to freenode from IRSSI, so he starts typing in there on #smc
<queery> then he realizes
<queery> and says "hey, get these people off our terminal."
<queery> -_- |
#309499* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+normod> drink lots of coffee and block out the sad |
#309508* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< o11c> note that stfw is usually not related to stfu, despite being similar letters
< Jerub> i actually don't know STFW.
< atlas__> I had to Google it |
#309519* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Frostypants> I'm actually pretty agnostic about OS, unless there's a flame war. :) |
#309561* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+convert> you suck so much dick
<+Aloucious> i know
<+Aloucious> but thats what supports do
<+convert> daw you are adorableComment: #doki irc.rizon.net
|
#309574* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< [TheFlash]> i named my operating system Monolithium
< [TheFlash]> because i hate microkernels
< gigaherz> Microlith :D
< gigaherz> make a monolithic microkernel
< [TheFlash]> first, i don't want an OS that is posessed by daemons :D
< gigaherz> the microkernel does the essentials
< gigaherz> and then
< gigaherz> EVERY SINGLE DRIVER AND SERVICE IS ONE SINGLE PROCESS
< gigaherz> ;P
< [TheFlash]> my first idea for monolithium was to run EVERYTHING in kernel mode
< gigaherz> the worst of both worlds!
< [TheFlash]> but I realized that is quite stupid
< Chompjil> genius
< [TheFlash]> i still choose to run as much as possible in kernel mode
< andy> [TheFlash]: you wrote MacOS 9?
< gigaherz> he wrote DOS
< gigaherz> ;P
< andy> hehe
< gigaherz> everything runs in kernel mode
< gigaherz> EVEN USER APPS
< gigaherz> ;P
< [TheFlash]> andy: no, and also, my idea was to trap every instruction and ask the user if it's allowed :D
<@hbelusca> lol
< Chompjil> wat is this even trying.....
< andy> [TheFlash]: you wrote UAC?????
< andy> i knew it!!!
< [TheFlash]> andy: to me, UAC is not enough
< gigaherz> UserProcessorControl
< gigaherz> a cpu firewall :D
< [TheFlash]> i did write a program that traps instructions and asks the user (driver for Windows)
< gigaherz> you choose which processes can use which instructions
< gigaherz> and on which memory addresses
< gigaherz> :D
< [TheFlash]> called Task Protector, it's on source forge
< andy> ummm
< andy> that's tedious
< [TheFlash]> no, not literally instructions
< gigaherz> horrible :D
< [TheFlash]> just syscalls
< [DrgnS]Gynvael> 'Do you want to execute: mov eax, 12? YES / NO'
<@hbelusca> lol @ Gynvael
< gigaherz> YES/NO/ALWAYS/NEVER
< andy> haha
< gigaherz> ;P
< andy> QUALITY!
< [DrgnS]Gynvael> ;D
< [TheFlash]> yeah, there is a "Remember this answer" option
< gigaherz> and na "A" shortcut
< gigaherz> you have to type
< gigaherz> ALWAYS
< gigaherz> ;P
< [TheFlash]> hbelusca: it was a high school project, don't laugh at the security bugs :D
< [DrgnS]Gynvael> if there would be only YES/NO, without 'remember...' option, then a program would run with the speed of whatever the keyboard driver would allow 'Y' letter to besent to the window
< [DrgnS]Gynvael> quite funy
< [DrgnS]Gynvael> *funny
< [TheFlash]> hbelusca: and also don't laugh at the fact it's compiled with MSVC :DComment: From #ReactOS on irc.freenode.net
|
#309890* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(carharttjimmy) the stupid in this channel is too damn high
(carharttjimmy) And trust me, I know a lot about being high. |
#309939* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<telepyrenee_> yeah its been a year of study montages
<telepyrenee_> why isnt there more uni anime
<telepyrenee_> is uni like super boring in japan or something |
#310058* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CS> dual lasers is always 1. im not sure on the heavy laser but i think its only one shot per volley so it may cost only
<buttbot> butt lasers is always 1. im not sure on the heavy laser but i think its only one shot per butt so it may cost only
<CS> thanks buttbott
<twigathy> That was excellently butted |
#310142* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@YelseyKing> lul. On the "Trending" sidebar on Facebook: "Oscar Mayer: Recall: Kraft recalling 96,000 pounds of Oscar Meyer Wieners"
<@YelseyKing> Bad time to wish you were an Oscar Meyer Wiener, I guess. |
|
save page |
share: reddit
stumbleupon
digg
facebook
twitter
tumblr
<Prev1..134135136137138139140..596Next> |
|